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Anonymous ID:JPBz6jKQ Fri 05 Oct 2018 08:55:58 No.6595849 View View Reply Original Report

>Go to the bar
I'm a man
>Have a drink
I'm a man
>Talk to a chick
I'm a man
>Buy her a drink
I'm a man
>Take her home
I'm a man
>Turn the lights off
I'm a man
>She starts sucking
I'm a man
>Stick it in her ass
I'm a man
>Fuck her silly
I'm a man
>Cuddle her to sleep
I'm a man
>Turns to me and says
>I'm a man

Post your second grade jokes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:alCZRa9T Fri 05 Oct 2018 08:59:42 No.6595856 Report

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>>6595849
knock knock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r0s+4LOC Fri 05 Oct 2018 09:01:16 No.6595858 Report

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>>6595849
knock knock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Csh5+Om5 Fri 05 Oct 2018 09:10:22 No.6595873 Report

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If he turned the lights off how does he know if the cock is there or not?
Its like schrodinger's cock, but in all situations its not gay because he had sex with the full intention of having sex with a girl.

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