I've decided i'm going to convert to judaism, but I don't know where to start and I need help. I've already removed my foreskin so It's not going to be easy.
honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/
honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:DE7X+4lU Fri 05 Oct 2018 19:46:41 No. 6598939 Report Anonymous
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Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 19:47:54 No. 6598953 Report >>6598945 >>6598939 could you please help me
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>>6598922 DubsWorthy thread Suebi!
honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/
honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:DE7X+4lU Fri 05 Oct 2018 19:52:28 No. 6598993 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>6598922 >>6598953 >converting to jewish shit Anonymous
>>6598922 Ya no se si haces esto de forma ironica o el autismo es muy fuerte en ti.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6598922 Como te has cortado el boibucio?
honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/
honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:DE7X+4lU Fri 05 Oct 2018 19:57:08 No. 6599031 Report Quoted By:
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:01:21 No. 6599059 Report >>6598996 are you going to help me or...
>>6599010 Voy muy en serio
>>6599018 at least i dont kidnap kids like others...
>>6599027 mamá me prestó el cuchillo de cortar margarina
Anonymous
>>6599059 De donde viee todo este autismo?
eres muy raro
Anonymous
>>6599059 >are you going to help me or... You can't be jewish because Judaism is a race and a culture, not just a religion, to claim you want to become a jew is like saying you want to become a nigger.
Anonymous
>>6599059 I DONT KIDNAP KIDS IM NOT A PEDO
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:07:15 No. 6599107 Report >>6599067 si no puedes con el enemigo únete a él anon
>>6599089 judaism is also a religion, there are jews in israel that aren't jewish in race. i probably have jewish ancestry too
>>6599095 yeah you just steal goodies from graves
Anonymous
>>6599107 >judaism is also a religion Judaism is more than a religion you fucking anti-semite.
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:10:35 No. 6599123 Report >>6599117 woah woah woah get the fuck out of here dude i won't tolerate your hostility!
Anonymous
>>6599107 Nunca, patetico ser :^)
Anonymous
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convert to orthodox christianity
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>>6599059 I will help suebi become jewbi!
Just let me get my knife and a Rabbi...
Anonymous
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>>6599123 No, you aren't a jew, and when you try to become a jew you won't be a true jew. You'll only be a second rate heeb.
Anonymous
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Suebi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:15:13 No. 6599160 Report shut up let me achieve my dreams!
King of /Bant/
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:21:22 No. 6599193 Report °Δ°•Δ•°Δ° !!vMe1HM33XAj
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>>6599193 *Real Real Real Jewbi*
love it.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:23:38 No. 6599207 Report >>6599126 tú te lo pierdes, son los únicos que siempre salen ganando
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>>6599207 Sólo ganan debido a sus alineaciones con las naciones extranjeras.
Anonymous
>>6599207 jajajaja, seguro que si, tienes todo el aspecto de un ganador.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:32:40 No. 6599263 Report >>6599248 seguro que eres un neo pagano de esos, el martillo de odin no es lo suficientemente grande para metertelo por el culo y buscas mi pepino kosher :^) (qué tal el día)
>>6599243 wtf i hate you now
Anonymous
>>6599263 Don't post my wife.
Takane is pure, she wouldn't want some heeb posting her
Anonymous
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>>6599095 Stop kidnapping kids you disgusting pedo
Anonymous
>>6599263 Nadie quiere tu pepinillo, que puto asco.
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>>6599263 Ellos son sólo una nación debido a los respaldos de mi nación y otros. Sin nosotros, estarían muertos.
No metas la emoción en esto. Aún te amo aunque me odies.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:37:25 No. 6599291 Report >>6599268 wtf she's mine now. USA is a jewish state btw
>>6599282 i WON'T tolerate your hostility
>>6599281 mhm...?
Anonymous
>>6599291 American is a freemason state, not a jewish state get it right you stupid second rate.
Anonymous
>>6599291 >>6599282 >Aun te amo aunque me odies Parece que si hay alguien que quiere tu pepinillo, y posiblemente boipucci :^)
Anonymous
>>6598922 You won't be considered a real jew just a goyim convert
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>>6599291 You will take it and like it dog!
You only want to be on the winning side and care nothing about honor or country. You would sell your soul to feel like a winner.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:49:07 No. 6599454 Report >>6599313 whatever takane is mine now learn to live with it
>>6599330 no shut up you anti-semite
>>6599318 qué tal el día
>>6599347 sorry i don't understand
Anonymous
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>>6599454 No, takane is mine and I already had a child with her!
Anonymous
>>6599454 Cada dia que pasa sin una cutie girl (boi) es un mal dia.
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>>6599454 You claimed to want to fight for your nation and now you claim a religion of a foreign land.
You are not Jewish by blood, and if you did migrate to Israel you would not be welcome there.
Anonymous
>>6599466 Crees que puedes encontrar una cutie trap en Canarias?
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:54:25 No. 6599477 Report >>6599466 pues ve a por ellos cobarde!
>>6599473 my nation has jewish ancestry stop being so jealous
Anonymous
>>6599476 Por que Canarias?
>>6599477 No hay presas.
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>>6599477 Dubs
Your nation is anything but Jewish.
Anonymous
>>6599481 No eras de Canarias?
Joder ahora esto muy confundido
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:56:31 No. 6599489 Report >>6599481 dijiste que vivías en canarias
Anonymous
>>6599486 >>6599489 Nunca dije eso :^)
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 20:57:43 No. 6599501 Report >>6599485 we all have semite blood, stop being so ignorant and learn history
>>6599494 los cojones que no
Anonymous
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>>6599454 How am i being anti semtic?
Anonymous
>>6599494 Joder no me lies estoy 100% seguro que lo dijiste
Anonymous
>>6599501 Pruebas?
ᴺᵒ ˡᵒ ᵈᶦʲᵉ, ᵖᵉʳᵒ ᵈᵉ ʰᵃᵇᵉʳˡᵒ ᵈᶦᶜʰᵒ ᵖᵘᵉᵈᵉ ᵠᵘᵉ ᶠᵘᵉʳᵃ ᵐᵉnᵗᶦʳᵃ. :^)
Anonymous
>>6599501 I don't have semite blood
Anonymous
This entire existence is a war zone. I was always a soldier.
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>>6599501 You only have the want to think this way. You are delusional just like the trans people.
>E-everyone is like me, DUUURRRRR No. You are mentally ill.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:02:09 No. 6599524 Report Anonymous
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>>6599524 >spain >semite That's wrong.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6599524 Sigo sin ver (no he visto todo el thread porque no va a estar) donde dije eso :^)
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>>6599524 Not all, and some have muslim ancestors as well. I am guessing that you have the muslim ancestors...
Someone from Spain once told me that they have never met a jewish person, so I doubt there are many in Spain you delusional fuck.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:08:42 No. 6599557 Report >>6599547 there aren't many NOW, jewish people have been expelled from spain several times through history.
>>6599538 ignoralo si quieres, para todos tú eres un guaje viviendo en canarias
Anonymous
>>6599529 This isnt real. Im gonna look it up and it must be fake.
Anonymous
>>6599557 k then
Volvindo al tema, no hay en las cercanias.
Anonymous
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>>6599560 They're all real.
Anonymous
>>6599557 Based and redpilled Spain! They were expelled for a reason.
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>>6599557 Gee, I wonder why???
You think they are hated for a reason perhaps? Like maybe they try to manipulate and control others?
Why don't you learn to think for yourself instead of joining a group of criminals?
Anonymous
>>6598922 You see that's a problem....cause now you got nothing to pay with.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:15:16 No. 6599581 Report >>6599563 si hay, pero pasan de ti porque no te luces lo suficiente, te ven y dicen "este no es uno de los nuestros" y siguen adelante
>>6599567 >>6599571 too much success always generates envy
>>6599572 i kept it in a jar tho
Anonymous
>>6599581 >no te luces lo suficiente ?
No, no hay en las cercanias, e ya.
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>>6599581 >When you claim the successes of others as your own you are hated. Fixed that for you dear.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:18:00 No. 6599592 Report >>6599584 vives en mitad de la nada?
>>6599587 uhm...it has always been the complete opposite sweety
Anonymous
>>6599592 No, pero no los hay.
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>>6599592 No. No it hasn't much sweet money grubber.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:24:33 No. 6599637 Report >>6599603 pues cuando iba a la universidad vi varios. había uno en específico que me llamaba mucho la atención. era un drogadicto con melena, llevaba las uñas pintadas de un color diferente cada día y trataba de andar como una tía
>>6599615 could you please uhm...get out of the way and stop staining my thread? there's people right now that might want to help me and, the more posts you make, the less posts about helping me will be
Anonymous
>>6599603 Alguno tiene que haber
A no ser que vivas en una de las islas mas pequeñas
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:25:29 No. 6599650 Report >>6599644 solo tiene que meterse en un campus de humanidades
Anonymous
>>6599637 Si ese va a ser el nivel mejor que siga sin haber.
Anonymous
>>6599650 Yo estudio economicas, asi que no veo muchos subhumanos de humanidades tipo filosofia
Huelen mal y visten raro :^)
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:30:42 No. 6599694 Report Quoted By:
>>6599655 en cuatro años me tocaron 4 o 5 en clase. encuentras fijo, no tienes ni que matricularte, te cuelas en las clases y ya
>>6599671 >huelen mal y visten raro si fuera solo eso...
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>>6599637 Is anyone helping you? We all know the truth.
Anonymous
>>6599644 No, no hay, no han calado aun parece.
Ojala un cutie trap para hacer sesiones de re-watch algun anime con cuddling intenso.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:39:02 No. 6599753 Report >>6599698 yes, please get out of the way you are just filling the post limit
>>6599705 qué tipo de animes sueles ver?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6599753 Enviame un trap analista, le digo a el y que te envie un informe para que lo añadas a la info que te gusta stalkear de mi.
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>>6599753 More delusions.
You can't stand the facts so you are just looking away, pathetic.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:45:45 No. 6599915 Report >>6599909 los amigos suelen hablar sobre los hobbies que tienen en común...con esa mentalidad no debes tener muchos amigos...
>>6599911 punche?
Anonymous
>>6599915 Preguntate entonces si somos amigos :^)
Me pareces rarito y me generas rechazo.
Pocos son los anons que me agradan.
Anonymous
>>6599705 Prueba con apps de traps tipo grindr o algo?
No se, tampoco hay ninguna donde vivo (aunque no he buscado activamente)
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>>6599915 None of it matters, we are all dead already...
I am going to make a noose and jump, been nice knowing you
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:49:23 No. 6599938 Report >>6599923 p-pero vienes aquí todos los días
>>6599925 bares de ambiente
>>6599926 There's no one left.
Anonymous
>>6598922 If you still have it you can offer it to your local rabbi for a quick suck and they'll let you join.
Anonymous
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>>6599938 It is all my fault...
You got the sick joke. In bad taste, but it came to mind for some reason...
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 21:53:21 No. 6599964 Report >>6599949 spain is pretty much anti-semitic and there are almost no synagogues
>>6599950 joer al menos dime qué tipos de anime te gusta ver, yo solo veo SoL y comedias
Anonymous
>>6599964 >spain is pretty much anti-semitic and there are almost no synagogues Lets keep it like that. :^)
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Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:07:58 No. 6600064 Report >>6599982 it's also pretty homophobic, and that concerns you
>>6599988 shoo
Anonymous
>>6600064 No, traps are not ghei at all :^)
Now i leave.
See you, loser :^)
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:11:33 No. 6600081 Report Quoted By:
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Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:25:23 No. 6600131 Report bump. jewish friends please help me
Anonymous
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:28:17 No. 6600143 Report >>6600137 can you help me frend?
Anonymous
>>6598922 Stop.
Don't.
Do you want to get gassed?
Anonymous
>>6598922 you cannot convert to judaism if you are not jewish by blood
Anonymous
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:30:53 No. 6600157 Report >>6600150 I always go with the winners anon
>>6600151 i have jewish ancestry because i'm spaniard, also, that's not true
>>6600152 you are jewish right? help me converting to judaism
Anonymous
>>6598922 Local kike here. what would you like to know?
Anonymous
>>6600157 Im not jewish!
My dick is pure and strong
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:49:25 No. 6600217 Report >>6600187 everything, my foreskin is already in a jar, what is the next step?
>>6600189 but it isn't blessed by yahveh, what about that
Anonymous
>>6600217 go find a rabbi.
put a small round rug on your head.
open up a bank.
start controlling the media if you can.
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU
Real Real Real Jewbi !fn7qRBi5hU ID:L/mJ/WKj Fri 05 Oct 2018 22:55:09 No. 6600234 Report >>6600226 T.anti-semite using vpn
NO NO NO NO!
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>>6600234 calm down goy im just joking around.
i really am israeli and jewish
Anonymous
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>>6600234 if you have real questions that arent about foreskins ill be happy to answer. ya fucking weeb.
Anonymous
>>6600234 if you want proof here is a picture of my keyboard. it has hebrew letters on it.
also the other dude was correct, while you "can" convert, you arent considered a proper jew. its passed down through the mother. you can only be a true jew if youre mother was.
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i told you to stop posting karen
Anonymous
>>6600339 kickass backlit gaymin keyboard, my dude. Is it mechanical?
I've got a mechanical one, but no backlights, they would annoy me.
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>>6600457 its a razer deathstalker
Anonymous
