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>be me kissless virgin
>sleeping in bed all nice and snug
>dream starts
>there is a grandfather clock in my dream
>dream me sees a penis shaped hole in the drawer
>dream me thinks wonder what it feel like to fuck it
>insert.jpg
>feelsgoodman.bmp
>realize im fucking a clock in my dream
>wake up
>run to toilet
>small drop of bigboy juice drops into the bowl
>cry
i just had a dream about fucking an inanimate object that was not a woman am i gay /bant
yes this really happened
>sleeping in bed all nice and snug
>dream starts
>there is a grandfather clock in my dream
>dream me sees a penis shaped hole in the drawer
>dream me thinks wonder what it feel like to fuck it
>insert.jpg
>feelsgoodman.bmp
>realize im fucking a clock in my dream
>wake up
>run to toilet
>small drop of bigboy juice drops into the bowl
>cry
i just had a dream about fucking an inanimate object that was not a woman am i gay /bant
yes this really happened
