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*Name with Role* (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100) ID:M4UplSMH Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:46:28 No.6601694 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6601699 >>6601724 >>6601756 >>6601768 >>6601773 >>6601827 >>6601870 >>6602035 >>6602073 >>6603505

Alright, /bant/, time for some roleplay!

Rules and guidelines are in the image, read them carefully!

You MUST use a name in the format of the name of this post!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+XHAimaF Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:47:01 No.6601698 Report

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Akari

Elf Squire/GM (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100)

Elf Squire/GM (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100) ID:M4UplSMH Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:47:12 No.6601699 Report

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>>6601694
Alright, I'm an Elf Squire.

Elf Squire/GM (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100)

Elf Squire/GM (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100) ID:M4UplSMH Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:47:30 No.6601701 Report

Quoted By: >>6601709

>>6601698
Evil fucking Elf Warlock

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+XHAimaF Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:50:17 No.6601709 Report

Quoted By: >>6601720

>>6601701
I'm blind and I use text to speech. So I can't read the rules. Could you please transcribe them for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bJ3+SG1x Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:55:53 No.6601720 Report

Quoted By: >>6601725

>>6601709
how do you choose your pics?

Turkey man !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkey man !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:56:32 No.6601724 Report

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>>6601694
Rol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XHAimaF Sat 06 Oct 2018 04:57:42 No.6601725 Report

Quoted By: >>6601742 >>6601898 >>6601901 >>6601905

>>6601720
It's actually a rare condition called logomorphic dysphoria where I can't distinguish abstract symbols

Toroledarn the Thief

Toroledarn the Thief ID:bJ3+SG1x Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:03:34 No.6601742 Report

Quoted By: >>6601748

>>6601725
K, I'll bite, wait a few mins.

Turkey man the macacomancer !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkey man the macacomancer !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:05:11 No.6601748 Report

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>>6601742
Rolling to turn you into a qt trap sex slave with my magic powers

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

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That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:07:05 No.6601754 Report

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Of course I would be evil.

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:07:42 No.6601756 Report

Quoted By: >>6601761

>>6601694
Rolling

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PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:09:00 No.6601761 Report

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>>6601756
>artist
My sides. Regardless, I shall make wondrous works of art, the likes of which have never been seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FmmCPKTF Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:10:03 No.6601768 Report

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>>6601694
Aye

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FmmCPKTF Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:11:12 No.6601773 Report

Quoted By: >>6601778 >>6601785

>>6601694
Ooga booga where the Elf women at?

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:11:44 No.6601775 Report

Quoted By: >>6601783 >>6601802

ill make a bucket full of jewish babies for anyone willing to buy me some motherfucking corn (at least 10 corn)

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:11:56 No.6601778 Report

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>>6601773
You can’t have meeeeeee

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:13:37 No.6601783 Report

Quoted By: >>6601792

>>6601775
I’ll give you five gold so you can buy yourself some corn. Jewish baby blood makes a wonderful red.

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:13:44 No.6601785 Report

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>>6601773
rolling to agressively slap your face with ny cock

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:14:26 No.6601792 Report

Quoted By: >>6601800

>>6601783
No deal I need pure corn not your filthy monie

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:15:27 No.6601798 Report

Quoted By: >>6601802

Can I roll to steal a baby or something?

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:15:39 No.6601800 Report

Quoted By: >>6601804

>>6601792
You don’t know who you’re talking to!

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:16:11 No.6601802 Report

Quoted By: >>6601815

>>6601798
If you steal one of >>6601775 babies, I’ll give you 3 gold.

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:16:29 No.6601804 Report

Quoted By: >>6601825

>>6601800
You have no power over me magicless fool!

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:17:36 No.6601815 Report

Quoted By: >>6601824

>>6601802
Yo got yourself a fucking amazing deal. I roll aggressively to steal Jewish children

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:19:17 No.6601824 Report

Quoted By: >>6601826 >>6601833

>>6601815
I havent created the jewish children yet so uh...

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:19:31 No.6601825 Report

Quoted By: >>6601830

>>6601804
What even is a macacomancer? Is it some retard name you’ve given yourself to justify the fact that you don’t actually have magical powers?

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:20:06 No.6601826 Report

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>>6601824
Rolling for Jew babies

Ressettius

Ressettius ID:CunjIHNz Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:20:26 No.6601827 Report

Quoted By:

>>6601694
Roll

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:20:52 No.6601830 Report

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>>6601825
t. Magicless mortal normalnigger

Roll to shove my fingers down your eye sockets

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

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Quoted By: >>6601837

>>6601824
Damn it, can help you make them so I can steal one?

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:21:55 No.6601837 Report

Quoted By: >>6601847 >>6601849

>>6601833
Give corn and ill grant you whatever you desire

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:23:12 No.6601847 Report

Quoted By: >>6601854

>>6601837
I am THE totally evil black dwarf knight! I can't just stroll into town and buy corn!

PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:23:21 No.6601849 Report

Quoted By: >>6601861

>>6601837
It’s a trick! Corn isn’t even that valuable!

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Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:24:40 No.6601854 Report

Quoted By: >>6601866

>>6601847
Take it by force? You ARE a FEARSOME knight, correct? I doubt you would have trouble taking some corn, remember: I can grant you whatever you desire for corn.

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:25:24 No.6601861 Report

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>>6601849
Corn grants me my magic power fren

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

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That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:26:18 No.6601866 Report

Quoted By: >>6601871 >>6601878

>>6601854
Can you grant me a qt trap GF?

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:27:15 No.6601870 Report

Quoted By: >>6601875

>>6601694
Where the fuck is Op

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:27:18 No.6601871 Report

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>>6601866
Only if you can get me some MOTHERFUCKING CORN

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:27:39 No.6601875 Report

Quoted By: >>6601889

>>6601870
Up your butt haha

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PD ID:akZegcl0 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:28:36 No.6601878 Report

Quoted By: >>6601882

>>6601866
I will stick this brush down your throat.

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:29:30 No.6601882 Report

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>>6601878
Fucking fite me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M4UplSMH Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:30:16 No.6601886 Report

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Hi I'm op. Sorry, fucking captcha screwed me over and now I can't post on my computer. Currently phoneposting.

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

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That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:30:24 No.6601889 Report

Quoted By: >>6601894

>>6601875
Talked to this farmer dude said he didn't want this cob anymore. Is this enough for a QT trap gf?

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:62/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:31:22 No.6601894 Report

Quoted By: >>6601896

>>6601889
Roll for qt trap gf who loves black knight

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:31:56 No.6601896 Report

Quoted By: >>6601909

>>6601894
(Fuck yes)

Toroledarn the Thief

Toroledarn the Thief ID:bJ3+SG1x Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:32:06 No.6601898 Report

Quoted By: >>6601901 >>6601904 >>6601908

>>6601725
triforce /bant/ Kingdom triforce

ITT we roleplay as though this thread were a kingdom.
The goal here is to be as autistic as possible.
Roll for your role.
01 - Court Wizard / 02 - Blacksmisth / 03 - Witch(purple) / 04 - Alchemist
05 - Paladin / 06 - Black Knight(purple) / 07 - General / 08 - Gladiator
09 - Dancer / 10 - Beast Tamer / 11 - Time Wizard(italic) / 12 - Monk
13 - Healer / 14 Druid / 15 - Summoner / 16 - Niggerslayer
17 - Aquamancer / 18 - Pyromancer / 19 - Pastamancer / 20 - Thief
21 - Bard / 22 - Acrobat(italic) / 23 - Hunter / 24 - Macacomancer
25 - Court Jester / 26 - Chef / 27 - Royal Chef / 28 - Butler
29-32 PEASANTS / 33 - Enchanter(italic) / 34 - Butcher / 35-36 Gardener
37 - Cobbler / 38 - Landlord / 39 - Dorftrottel / 40-43 Lesser Clergy
44 - High Priest(italic) / 45-46 Soldiers / 47 - Nun / 48 - Necromancer(purple)
49 - Town Crier / 50-54 Noblemen / 55 - Count(italic) / 56 - Artist
57-59 Town Guard / 60 - Guard Captain(italic) / 61-63 Royal Guard
64 - Elite Royal Guard(italic) / 65 - Archer / 66 - Assassin(purple, italic) / 67-68 Thug(purple)
69 - Highwayman(purple) / 70-73 Henchmen(purple) / 74-76 Knight / 77 - Duke(purple, italic)
78-80 Merchants / 81 - Witty Orphan Character(italic) / 82 - Cat(purple)
83 - Kennelmaster / 84 - Fisherman / 85 - Lumberjack / 86-87 Pirate(purple)
88 - Pirate Captain(purple, italic) / 89-90 Barbarian / 91 - Barbarian King(italic)
92 - Lich / 93-94 Squire / 95-96 Fair Maidens / 97 - Dragon
98 - Evil Fucking Warlock(purple, italic) / 99 - Hero(italic)
cont...

Toroledarn the Thief

Toroledarn the Thief ID:bJ3+SG1x Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:32:43 No.6601901 Report

Quoted By: >>6601905

>>6601725
>>6601898
Your first roll is FINAL! Every 4 threads, everyone must reroll.
Purple roles are evil
Italics there can only be one of this
First trips -- THE KING
The king has complete authority over all roles in black all must hail the king when he arrives or be put to death!(King can only die if you and three other conduct a plan and roll successfully 8 times in a row)
Second trips -- The Prince, next in line to the king.
All subsequent trips are next in line to throne.

Rolling(10 successful rolls = level up, +1 to all rolls, +10 health and MP)
(Indicate what you're rolling for in your post)
0 miserable failure(hurt self)
1-4 varying degrees of failure
5-8 success
9 great success

Races
Purple ID: Orc
Orange ID: Nigger
Green ID: Elf
Pink ID: Trap
Brown ID: Dwarf
Gray ID: Robot
Ignore race for Dragon, Cat and King. Every other color is a human.
cont...

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Anonymous ID:ySapmBZJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:33:03 No.6601902 Report

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roll

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:33:21 No.6601904 Report

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>>6601898
The actual fucking mad lad...

Toroledarn the Thief

Toroledarn the Thief ID:bJ3+SG1x Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:33:23 No.6601905 Report

Quoted By: >>6601914 >>6601942

>>6601725
>>6601901
Everyone starts with 70 Health and 70 Mana. Reply to someone to attack them. Subtract your roll for damage. Dubs is a critical hit, do max roll + dubs number. Reclaim health and mana with potions. Keep these updated in your name slot, alright???

Merchants have jurisdiction over money in the game. Everyone gets 100 gold to start with. If you want to make more money, roll for it. Some classes are better suited to moneymaking than others obviously.

Notes
(Specific ones only apply to first of each roll)
-Only the first Duke is evil
-The Duke is plotting to overthrow the King
-The Cat is a cat
-The Artist is working on something huge and can roll dubs 5 times to complete it
-The Landlord wants his rent from the Peasants
-The Hunter has a grudge against the Witch
-The Monk is trained in martial arts
-The Count is plotting to overthrow the Duke
-The Dragon sits atop a hoard of treasure
-The Witty Orphan can unlock his powers by rolling trips
-The Pastamancer requires a Chef to perform any magic. The more Chefs, the more powerful.
-The Enchanter can enchant litrally anything except fists
-The Macacomancer consumes corn to cast spells
-The Court Jester is/are planning a birthday party for the King
-The Healer heals triple their roll when directed at themselves or others
-The Gardeners all hate each others
-The Village Idiot has a mysterious past...
-The Kennelmaster LOVES his houds
-The General has a secret hobby
-The Niggerslayer also has a mysterious past
-The King loves the Hero as a son, and The Prince feels threatened by this

End.

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:58/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:58/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:33:31 No.6601906 Report

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I use 10 gold to buy 30 corn

Roll to cast a spell that lets me shit out bullets at 690mph

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:33:50 No.6601908 Report

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>>6601898
The actual fucking mad lad....

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:58/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:58/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:33:52 No.6601909 Report

Quoted By: >>6601917

>>6601896
It failed retard

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:58/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:58/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:34:39 No.6601914 Report

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>>6601905
Based and redpilled

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:34:48 No.6601917 Report

Quoted By: >>6601922

>>6601909
Fuck

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:35:53 No.6601922 Report

Quoted By: >>6601928

>>6601917
Roll to cast spell that makes you into my qt trap sex slave

Toroledarn the Thief

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Toroledarn the Thief ID:bJ3+SG1x Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:36:22 No.6601926 Report

Quoted By: >>6601935

>tfw something you were waiting for will start in a min so you can't play yourself now

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:36:33 No.6601928 Report

Quoted By: >>6601932

>>6601922
This doesn't feel right

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:37:15 No.6601932 Report

Quoted By: >>6601936

>>6601928
rolled a 2 it didn work :^(

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:37:53 No.6601935 Report

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>>6601926
Roll to punch the shit out of this theif whilst shooting him with my ass bullets

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:38:24 No.6601936 Report

Quoted By: >>6601939 >>6601941

>>6601932
Let me roll to kill the local corn merchant and burn his stand along with all his produce

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:39:29 No.6601939 Report

Quoted By: >>6601944

>>6601936
N-no y-you cant do this
YOULL RUIN ME!!!

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:40:33 No.6601941 Report

Quoted By:

>>6601936
Roll to shoot gayknight with my ass bullets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XHAimaF Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:41:02 No.6601942 Report

Quoted By:

>>6601905
Sorry sounds lame

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

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That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:41:15 No.6601944 Report

Quoted By: >>6601947

>>6601939
Do it

Elf Squire/OP (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100)

Elf Squire/OP (HP:70/70)(MP:70/70)(GP:100) ID:M4UplSMH Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:41:36 No.6601946 Report

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OH MY FUCKING GOT I CAN POST AGAIN

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:41:45 No.6601947 Report

Quoted By: >>6601950

>>6601944
*does it*

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 70/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:42:17 No.6601950 Report

Quoted By: >>6601956

>>6601947
Awesome possum

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:44:07 No.6601956 Report

Quoted By: >>6601963

>>6601950
Shut you are killed now
Roll to desecrate your corpse by pissing on it then sexing it

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:45:48 No.6601963 Report

Quoted By: >>6601972

>>6601956
Tis' but a fucking scratch

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:47:58 No.6601972 Report

Quoted By: >>6601975

>>6601963
t. Riddled with bullet holes, cum, and piss courtesy of yours truly
Roll to drown you with milk making your bones super stronk and therefore bon3rs lasting a lifetime

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:50:26 No.6601975 Report

Quoted By: >>6601980

>>6601972
Roll to fucking undie using sheer fucking willpower

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:70/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:51:49 No.6601980 Report

Quoted By: >>6601988

>>6601975
The fucking madman... he fuckin did it.... y-you are no man.
w-what are you?..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rN6rRB68 Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:53:31 No.6601987 Report

Quoted By:

Rollerino

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:53:38 No.6601988 Report

Quoted By: >>6601995 >>6602001

>>6601980
I am
The black Knight

Roll to take a day so powerful it hurts turkeyman

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: -1/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:54:52 No.6601995 Report

Quoted By: >>6602015

>>6601988
Dab*

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:62/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:62/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:55:53 No.6602001 Report

Quoted By: >>6602004 >>6602010

>>6601988
>8
Ow ouchie ouch muh health
roll to cast a spell so powerful it summons the great shidlord himself

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:62/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the macacomancer (hp:62/70) (mp:52/70) (gp:100) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:56:30 No.6602004 Report

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>>6602001
Why am I such a failure ;-;

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 20/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 20/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:57:59 No.6602010 Report

Quoted By:

>>6602001
Oh fuck. Ready my shield, and roll for defense I guess.
You should probably post dice rolls from now on

Turkeyman the former macacomancer (hp:0/70) (mp:0/70) (gp:0) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the former macacomancer (hp:0/70) (mp:0/70) (gp:0) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 05:58:33 No.6602015 Report

Quoted By: >>6602024

>>6601995
Im going to kms black Knight, I a failure of a wizard. You win.
*farts into the sky releasing a bullet from my anal cavity which comes crashing down obliterating me*

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 20/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100)

That one totally evil Black Knight guy (HP: 20/70) (MP: 70/70) (GP: 100) ID:RwhSytWm Sat 06 Oct 2018 06:00:23 No.6602024 Report

Quoted By: >>6602030

>>6602015
I take a victory dab, before running into a nearby town and kidnapping a child to be my qt trap gf.

End

Turkeyman the former macacomancer (hp:0/70) (mp:0/70) (gp:0) !dA4KPuZv9w

Turkeyman the former macacomancer (hp:0/70) (mp:0/70) (gp:0) !dA4KPuZv9w ID:M9efsZmJ Sat 06 Oct 2018 06:01:22 No.6602030 Report

Quoted By:

>>6602024
Kek
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X5phRPXW Sat 06 Oct 2018 06:06:51 No.6602035 Report

Quoted By:

>>6601694
Roll s ml

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KYMYyr+u Sat 06 Oct 2018 06:24:47 No.6602073 Report

Quoted By: >>6602079

>>6601694
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KYMYyr+u Sat 06 Oct 2018 06:26:34 No.6602079 Report

Quoted By:

>>6602073
A fucking henchmen what do i even do???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8lkEry4l Sat 06 Oct 2018 11:09:43 No.6603000 Report

Quoted By: >>6603475

roll roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8lkEry4l Sat 06 Oct 2018 11:14:10 No.6603004 Report

Quoted By:

alright you motherfuckers, dance for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IN1FhdY3 Sat 06 Oct 2018 11:37:12 No.6603090 Report

Quoted By:

testing my roll. I wish to be a pilot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lPglXPFQ Sat 06 Oct 2018 11:46:31 No.6603395 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IN1FhdY3 Sat 06 Oct 2018 12:14:20 No.6603475 Report

Quoted By:

>>6603000
Nice trips

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ol82rdia Sat 06 Oct 2018 12:22:35 No.6603505 Report

Quoted By:

>>6601694
rolloll

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