Alright fellow awesome /bant/er blokes. I think we need a storytime, it can be told normally or it can be le epic meemsext stori.

Stories can be about anything good. Sad, epicness, funny, sweet, epic wins etc.

>be smol child
>at catholic school
>we're all sat down in the hall during assembly
>need to cough but too scared to cough due to anxiety
>i forgot what i did but i was about to cough accidentally but held it in and it was audible enough for the few people around me to hear
>friend asks if I was okay and if i needed to be sick
>i say yes, i nearly cough but hold it in again and it looks like I'm trying not to puke again
>friend tells teacher on the side of the hall
>i get pulled out of the hall right at the beginning of the day
>in other room with a bucket, waiting for mummy to come and pick me up
>she picks me up
>go home
>she makes me a cheese sandwich and I watch TV while other kids have to be in school

this was an epic win in my book.