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Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:34:41 No.6607876 View View Reply Original Report

>Aliens comes
>Dominates humans
>Aliens now In control
>Alien leader sees you and says via translator "u got a purdy mouth"

You become alien leaders' bitch but u live comfortably but have to suck alien dick every day and become a traitor and hated by humanity OR you keep your dignity and respond with "ur mom got a purdy mouth" but u die instantly but is remembered as a hero by all of humanity, wat u choose?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lqfRQOZY Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:35:29 No.6607888 Report

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2nd choice comes naturally

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FeHsKxqZ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:37:59 No.6607915 Report

Quoted By: >>6607968

ur mom got a purdy mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Pc/qgfsH Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:39:22 No.6607927 Report

Quoted By: >>6607966

Aliens don't have Dicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:43:01 No.6607966 Report

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>>6607927
How do u know!?
U alien or something
Haven't u seen E.Ts big alien dick?
Gtfo normie, only real anons know big alien dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:43:29 No.6607968 Report

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>>6607915
no u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgav1k+ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:45:53 No.6608002 Report

Quoted By: >>6608013

>>6607876
How do the aliens look?
They cute?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kYs2Esu9 Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:46:24 No.6608006 Report

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but.. who are you quoting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:47:22 No.6608013 Report

Quoted By: >>6608031

>>6608002
They look like this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgav1k+ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:49:11 No.6608031 Report

Quoted By: >>6608045

>>6608013
They better have micro dicks then, cuz at that size their ds would be bigver than me.

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Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:51:20 No.6608045 Report

Quoted By: >>6608071

>>6608031
This is what you're dealing with

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgav1k+ Sun 07 Oct 2018 00:54:51 No.6608071 Report

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>>6608045
They turn me big too?
In that case sure, I'll be an alien concubine if i gain comfort and power, sounds like a good deal to me.

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:jDoBe6ka Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:03:34 No.6608131 Report

Quoted By: >>6608164 >>6608180

thinking logically, aliens would come peacefully if we ever make contact.

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:jDoBe6ka Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:03:58 No.6608133 Report

Quoted By: >>6608180

unless they're an AI matter eater

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgav1k+ Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:07:27 No.6608164 Report

Quoted By: >>6608206

>>6608131
What if they're like some sort of nanny alien that imprisons us for our own good and only wants what's best for us, at the expense of our freedom ofc.
Could happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:10:05 No.6608180 Report

Quoted By: >>6608206 >>6608307

>>6608131
>>6608133
Think of this scenario
>Alien planet is overpopulated
>Aliens need another planet to call their home to prevent the ruining of their own planet 'cause of overpopulation
>Aliens finds habitable planet, but this planet is currently dominated by an unknown inferior species
>The only reasonable thing to do is claiming this planet by force 'cause it's either their survival or our survival

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:jDoBe6ka Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:15:16 No.6608206 Report

Quoted By: >>6608284

>>6608164
Nah any species capable of interstellar travel and meets another species has to deal with the fact that that means it's overwhelmingly likely that a barrier of life (idr the original name) is easier than thought so has to assume that millions of other species are also out there; this means that they have to act in a way that no other species would ever consider dangerous. This is something anyone at NASA could tell you, too, as it's part of the fermi paradox's solution.

>>6608180
the above also answers your question. In short, IF extrasolar travel is common enough that you find another species, then you HAVE to assume there is a more powerful/advanced species out there, because it's too small of a coincidence that two interstellar species could interact without it being extremely common, thus meaning you have to assume that you're being watched, basically.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgav1k+ Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:26:24 No.6608284 Report

Quoted By: >>6608341

>>6608206
You mean the great filter.
I don't see how that has to do with it though.
Why would aliens become less hostile if they learned of evidence that the great filter may be ahead of them?
I'm not even sure if they would have thought of the fermi paradox, could be that these aliens were very non philosophical and focused only on hard sciences.
They would see life and if it's living improperly according to them and if they feel "gracious" enough they might decide to enlighten us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q4qIgOzF Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:31:52 No.6608307 Report

Quoted By: >>6608341 >>6608479

>>6608180
If they aren't retarded, they should just reduce their population. I'm sure Alien Joe and his dirty alien friends won't be missed.

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:jDoBe6ka Sun 07 Oct 2018 01:39:33 No.6608341 Report

Quoted By: >>6608479

>>6608284
>You mean the great filter.
Yes, thank you.

And even if they focused on the hard sciences, they would have to be logical enough to have a comparable question of why there aren't any other intelligences out there.

And the reason that they would have to be cordial if the great filter is higher than them is because it implies that not only are they not alone with just us and them, but that they HAVE to assume that some of those other aliens can already see or hear them, or that they would win in a fight. With that assumption, they would basically have to act in a way that makes it seem like they're being tested.

I suggest Isaac Arthur if you're interested in this kind of stuff; he doesn't agree that this HAS to happen, but he touches on it in one of his videos. I don't remember which.

>>6608307
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:awZ6xBk/ Sun 07 Oct 2018 02:07:43 No.6608479 Report

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>>6608307
>>6608341
Alien ethics prevents them, it seen as inAlien, alien stick together for life, never abandoning each other, they have to find another place 'cause of thi, boom u got shot down, now suck my dick

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