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>wake up at 5:00:00:01, which is way too late
>eat fondue and go to work at 5:30:00:00
>forgot that your backyard is literally a mountain
>I guess I'll be late for work then, oh well
>get there at 5:45:01:54 instead of 5:45:00:00, get fired and told you're a disgrace to the country, which is true
>don't get depressed because you biologically cannot experience emotions
>have to live off of welfare, only a million dollars per year
>would be a tragedy if you could feel anything at all
>don't have any friends (or speak to anyone ever, for that matter) so you just go home
>don't close your door because no one is poor so no one steals
>go skiing for a while in your backyard mountain
>after ten minutes, you're too tired so you go to bed
>the heap of money hidden inside your mattress is quite comfortable so you sleep easily
>dreamless sleep because dreams don't exist to you
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