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>Be me 13, about a half a year ago
>Fortnite is all the rage
>everyone too stupid to download it
>i don't want it, more of a minecraft player
>idea.png
>google how to delete system32

this is where the fun begins

>Before ITC i log in and make the programme
>Rename it to Fortnite and change the icon to an Epicgames launcher
>Copy it into the shared folder where teachers put work and ect.
>kids come into class and log in
>they notice it and start whispering to each other
>Lesson starts
>teacher doesn't come
>Next to me sits chad, he is always being a dick to me and my bros
>"Hey anon, you faggot, look how many kills i will get."
>OK
>He starts in up and the PC goes black
>He starts raging
>Trying not to laugh
>Teacher comes in
>Chad explains everything
>teacher says it was probably a virus and makes him pay for the computer
>Other kids' PCs get bricked too
>Teachers delete 'Fortnite'
>Teachers blame some other dude, 16, a troublemaker and knows a lot about computers
>he gets expelled
>They never even questioned me
>In total about 9 PCs destroyed
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg