ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Alzheimer
dificulty@random
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
http://drgchan.ddns.net/661386 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
Anonymous
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how should i remember all this stuff
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i forgot the rules
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it's real dead in here nickname@Frederick
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>>661402 >>661601 I'll revive you friends by getting a 69
Anonymous
>>661386 what are the rules again?
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nickname@nakedMAN
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I wanted do this thrad ... summon@ice
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beter than roll ... summon@ice
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>>661402 >>662310 >>661601 I wish I could be greedy for gets
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>>662410 >>661402 >>662310 >>661601 still haven't gotten an even roll..
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Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:24:55 No. 662513 Report Quoted By:
>>661386 nickname@Bacchus
KILL IT WITH ICE
Anonymous
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>>662489 dont worry friend, I will get a 69 or 00 sometime
Anonymous
I was in a thread yesterday that our only heals were gets
Anonymous
Anonymous
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L-l-leave alzeihmer-kun alone
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:26:39 No. 662546 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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we can't give up
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>>662555 checking my own trips because 69 now
Anonymous
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:28:12 No. 662582 Report Quoted By:
Whack
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now our only hope is 00
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Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:30:19 No. 662621 Report Quoted By:
bang
Anonymous
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this is super difficult
Doctor Green
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:30:57 No. 662631 Report Quoted By:
die, old man
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alzheimers is quite a serious disease
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Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:32:20 No. 662665 Report Quoted By:
poor old man, we need to put him down
Anonymous
Anonymous
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:32:56 No. 662676 Report Quoted By:
>>662666 Wish Satan's trips counted
>>662670 So close!
Doctor Green
Boost Damage by Posting Roaches Getting BTFO
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:33:33 No. 662690 Report Quoted By:
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>>662677 careful beazil, you're hardly any better
also 700
Doctor Green
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Attack and Boost Damage by Posting More Roaches getting BTFO
Anonymous
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>>661386 nickname@KubothedistantandautisticancestorofSKisM
Anonymous
Doctor Green
Keep Attacking Alzheimers
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:36:50 No. 662749 Report Quoted By:
flipkick
Anonymous
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:37:26 No. 662754 Report Quoted By:
stabbity stab stab
Anonymous
Doctor Green
>>662752 Yeah But Check this one Kiddo
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:38:20 No. 662768 Report Quoted By:
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nickname@Argh i was just looking for one of these lets gooooo
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:38:49 No. 662775 Report Quoted By:
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You forgot to put -andautisticancestorofSKisM in ddns, you niggerjews!
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glad to do my service to bring people back to life with no healer
Anonymous
Doctor Green
Attack with the power of dead roaches
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>662821 how many roaches have died on the field of battle, throughout history?
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:41:53 No. 662850 Report Quoted By:
kil old man
Anonymous
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alzheimers is tough
Doctor Green
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>>662846 Too many to count
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Anonymous
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kill alzheimers man
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Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:45:38 No. 662924 Report Quoted By:
>>662901 >>662910 I will avenge you!
Anonymous
Doctor Green
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Oh Fugg Revive
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:46:30 No. 662937 Report Quoted By:
>>662910 >>662901 I will remember you
Anonymous
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Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:47:33 No. 662962 Report Quoted By:
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Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:47:57 No. 662969 Report 69 get for reelz
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>>662969 now you don't have to just remember us, thank you friend
Anonymous
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq
Bacchus !!ZNxEXA22hXq ID:sA3o4Cu5 Mon 22 May 2017 20:48:38 No. 662984 Report Quoted By:
Doctor Green
Anonymous
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3000 no healer wish me well
Doctor Green
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>>663572 no wait you have to quote
>>663208 to rez me
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binu
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wow off by one fuck me
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heroes never die
binu
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in new york i milly rock
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If nobody wants to play on the this stupid meme here is a new boss raid.
>>662763 >>662763 >>662763 >>662763 Anonymous
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GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ZACHARIEL BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL. PRAISE THE EMPEROR BATTLE BROTHERS
Anonymous
FOR TRUDEAU!! WE WILL FIND A CURE WITH FREE HEALTH CARE!
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THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
Anonymous
>>664009 >>664698 OF COURSE LEAF ROLLS FREE HEALTH CARE
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>>664764 Fucking lea-... thank you!
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>>664807 tsk tsk, american healthcare
>>664811 No, you can't fucking die. you leaf
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I quit, I'm not healing
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>>664877 I thought you're dead, i'm retard
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nickname@TRUDEAU
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>>665001 GET BACK IN THERE
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>>665001 try again? RES?!!
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>>665176 here smoke some leaf and feel better
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>>665320 T-Thanks, but i don't smoke.
Anonymous
>>665351 trudeau says ganja is the cure
Anonymous
>>665385 >ganja But it illegal senpai! i might get arrest!
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>>665412 close call there...
1 more year, onichan, and we will be free
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nickname@TANK i guess i'll help ya'll
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nickname@autismoknight
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I forgot why I'm fighting this guy, can anyone remember?
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>>661386 I wanna attack his weak point!
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nickname@fuckboy
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nickname@DrunkenLoli summon@ice Go, katyusha missile!
Anonymous
summon@ice Hit'em where it hurts, lads!
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rolling yet again
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>>666965 >>667205 Shit.
Warlocks, remember that he is weak to ice!
memesong
>>667369 >Bard Alright I guess
nickname@memesong
Anonymous
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>>667407 nickname@zuberfizz
memesong
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>>661386 Tally Ho Comrades!
nickname@Dementia
Anonymous
memesong
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Dementia (Knight)
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>>667421 I shall avenge thee
Anonymous
memesong
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Dementia (Knight)
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Dementia (Knight)
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>>667523 kind of hoping whoever made this will do something similar for 4chan risk
memesong
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>>667509 Oh wait I died fuck
Dementia (Knight)
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>>667534 Yeah it seems fun
Dementia (Knight)
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Dementia (Knight)
Dementia (Knight)
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Dementia (Knight)
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Hold up I'm gonna go on another computer and reroll for class
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>>661386 heh............ nothin personnel gramps....................
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Dementia (Knight)
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memesong
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SUPER DEMENTIA
I'M BACK BOYOS nickname@SuperD
SUPER DEMENTIA (Knight Again)
SUPER DEMENTIA (Knight Again) ID:MLZhBylg Tue 23 May 2017 00:23:44 No. 667688 Report How?
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SUPER DEMENTIA (Knight Again)
SUPER DEMENTIA (Knight Again) ID:MLZhBylg Tue 23 May 2017 00:25:45 No. 667709 Report >>667698 Oh. I didn't check the ID like a retard.
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>>667800 >00 >But dead so it doesn't count lol Anonymous
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heyoh bois nickname@durv
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>>667709 >>667709 lets hope for a 69
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>>667709 at least another avenge
memesong
Jizz Mop
Fighting for Allah's glory nickname@jizzmop
Anonymous
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Is it me, or is CAPTCHA being really niggery tonight?
TANK
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summon@ice Truck of peace, attack
actual autistic nigger
actual autistic nigger ID:L+sBH52C Tue 23 May 2017 00:38:56 No. 667947 Report Quoted By:
roll
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summon@ice Islam didn't dunuffin
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lets see if we can snipe the 69
Jizz Mop
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>>667954 Hey, that's mybattack, get your own infidel
actual autistic nigger
actual autistic nigger ID:L+sBH52C Tue 23 May 2017 00:40:50 No. 667977 Report summon@ice
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summon@ice TANK of peace
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>>667977 Hello fellow warlock
Anonymous
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>>667709 Ok numbers are getting big, avenge time
Jizz Mop
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Eat all magic carpet bomb
Anonymous
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summon@ice vampire of peace
Jizz Mop
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Allah, I pray for a crit
TANK
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summon@ice Carlton of peace
Jizz Mop
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summon@ice kangz of peace
Anonymous
wow how is this still alive
Jizz Mop
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*racist Islamic screeching*
Anonymous
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someone point me to the death posts
Anonymous
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roll for class
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summon@ice mossberg 500 of peace
Jizz Mop
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Eat pigs infidel
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>>668070 ARGH, is that you my brother
Jizz Mop
Allah, give me the get Allah. ALLAH AKBAR!!
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>>668100 yessir argh reporting in
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>>668122 Ah shit
Teddy Roosevelt of peace
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summon@ice stinkmeaner of peace
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>>668166 I meant uncle ruckus of peace, allaha forgive me
Jizz Mop
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Brothers, I require assistance
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Do we have any healers here
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summon@ice Count of peace
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count2 of peace summon@ice
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summon@ice count3 of peace
memesong
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joker of peace summon@ice
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Just.... of peace summon@ice
memesong
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bait of peace summon@ice
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>>668301 Dont worry I'll get 69
memesong
Jizz Mop
Hurry brothers, I already on my 60th virgin
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pence of peace summon@ice
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>>668327 I'll help save senpai
memesong
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allaha forgive me
memesong
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>>668397 Save us senpai!!!!!!!!
memesong
>>668412 I'm a bard all I can do is sing but I'll try my best
Anonymous
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>>668434 sing us the song of life my friend
Jizz Mop
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>>668434 You can attack without an image I believe. Allah is with you now
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I will see if the way is clear
Anonymous
TANK the Warlock
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>>668545 You beautiful bastard you're back
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>>668573 don't risk getting 00
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some1 reviv plz
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Me and the others will let you know when it's safe to attack
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attack attack attack
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Did memesong leave?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>668647 Calm down my internet isn't the best senpai
TANK the Warlock
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>>668688 >>668702 >Jump from 88 to 02 Anonymous
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Who wants a new boss raid
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I'm making a new boss raid. A special one for the event that's going on. I'll link here or just check the catalog
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