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I Will Pray For You

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:33:01 No.6617120 View View Reply Original Report

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And answer questions about Christianity, life, and religion in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:39:09 No.6617121 Report

Quoted By: >>6617123 >>6617124

>>6617120
Well yafu 7, I'm beginning to become concerned that I may be possessed. I'm too nervous to ask a priest though because I don't want to sound like a total cringelord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:41:02 No.6617122 Report

Quoted By: >>6617124

>>6617120
Pray for the midterms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:42:22 No.6617123 Report

Quoted By: >>6617126

>>6617121
Those nerves are just the demon holding you back. But the priest would need to invoke Jesus anyway. I would start with a direct prayer to Christ and explain your situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:44:30 No.6617124 Report

Quoted By: >>6617125 >>6617126

>>6617121
Why do you think you're possessed?

>>6617122
God in heaven, please grant this anon peace, no matter what the outcome. All things have two handles- pick it up on side, and it will spill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:45:29 No.6617125 Report

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>>6617124
*on one side, and it will spill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:55:17 No.6617126 Report

Quoted By: >>6617129

>>6617123
>>6617124
Nevermind, I just remembered I did see some clergy about it a few months ago. They said it was sent by God but they have no idea wtf it actually is. Not even 30 and my memory's already going. Shaking my baka to be desu fampai.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 01:55:49 No.6617127 Report

Quoted By: >>6617131

>>6617120

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:02:13 No.6617128 Report

Quoted By: >>6617130

>>6617120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTkoHR-Ry4s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:04:27 No.6617129 Report

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>>6617126
Try this: relax and get into a comfortable position. Get as close to being asleep as you can without sleeping. Try to think of a word that isn't a real word in any language you know, but sounds like it would be. Write it down and search for it on the internet. Sometimes spirits take an interest in people, who can say why, perhaps you're a very attractive person. If you want it to be gone, then visit your family often and set time aside for praying every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:06:23 No.6617130 Report

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>>6617128
Beautiful anon, thank you for sharing.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:08:28 No.6617131 Report

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>>6617127
God in heaven, let conflict between President Trump and leddit be resolved, and let those who wish to go back, go back. Let those who wish to stay, stay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:14:36 No.6617132 Report

Quoted By: >>6617134

>>6617120

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:19:52 No.6617133 Report

Quoted By: >>6617136

>>6617120
I could use some prayer. I need some grace. And I need to learn to appreciate the grace I have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:19:59 No.6617134 Report

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>>6617132
Yes, Jesus was a Perfect One. No one understands what he really taught, though. What does it mean to you when Jesus says,
>The Kingdom of Heaven is like a yeast that a woman took and mixed with 60 pounds of flour, kneading it all through the dough
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:21:34 No.6617135 Report

Quoted By: >>6617137

>>6617120
what denomination are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:22:30 No.6617136 Report

Quoted By: >>6617139 >>6617146

>>6617133
God in heaven, let this anon know peace, whatever obstacles may lie in his path. Help him to open his eyes, as you opened mine, and let the light of heaven shine on his soul. Help him to be like holy water, sliding through all the lowest of places with the greatest of ease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:22:48 No.6617137 Report

Quoted By: >>6617138

>>6617135
I'm more like a numeration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:23:25 No.6617138 Report

Quoted By: >>6617142

>>6617137
what do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:23:51 No.6617139 Report

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>>6617136
holy water sounds catholic to me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:24:41 No.6617140 Report

Quoted By: >>6617144 >>6617166

>>6617120
why is it impossible for me to believe in god? even if I wanted to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:25:03 No.6617141 Report

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>>6617120
CHEKEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:25:05 No.6617142 Report

Quoted By: >>6617147

>>6617138
It's a joke. Like the numerator to a denominator. In all seriousness though, I was brought up Catholic, so that had a big influence on me, but all that really matters are the words from Jesus' own mouth, where Christianity is concerned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:25:08 No.6617143 Report

Quoted By: >>6617150

Please pray for my personal courage to embrace and begin going to a local church this year and also to sort out my familial turmoils.

God bless you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:25:33 No.6617144 Report

Quoted By: >>6617148

>>6617140
What is God?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:25:55 No.6617145 Report

Quoted By: >>6617153

>>6617120
Matthew 5:39
39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:26:07 No.6617146 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617136
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:26:57 No.6617147 Report

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>>6617142
>but all that really matters are the words from Jesus' own mouth
i agree
however, it seems like a lot of what catholics believe go against what Jesus taught

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:27:32 No.6617148 Report

Quoted By: >>6617151

>>6617144
chaos I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:27:58 No.6617149 Report

Quoted By: >>6617156

>>6617120
how do i into gods kingdom when christianity seems like a jewish trick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:28:00 No.6617150 Report

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>>6617143
God in heaven, let this anon overcome his shyness, go to his local church, and meet some nice people. If they're not nice, let him go to another place. Help him to be there for his family, asking nothing in return, taking no credit. Amen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:28:12 No.6617151 Report

Quoted By: >>6617159

>>6617148
no, he is order

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:28:14 No.6617152 Report

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>>6617120
You can not petition the lord with prayer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:29:45 No.6617153 Report

Quoted By: >>6617154 >>6617155

>>6617145
Don't buy in to absolutes. Your heart will always know what is best for a situation. Hold on to a rope firmly in a storm, and the skin will be taken off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:30:32 No.6617154 Report

Quoted By: >>6617157

>>6617153
i do not believe this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:31:06 No.6617155 Report

Quoted By: >>6617157

>>6617153
catholic detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:31:32 No.6617156 Report

Quoted By: >>6617164

>>6617149
That is the secret that Jesus taught to the 12 apostles, and later to the 72 disciples. Jesus had only to put his hands on someone, and they would be given the Holy Spirit forever. You and I, on the other hand, must work for it in His absence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:32:34 No.6617157 Report

Quoted By: >>6617163 >>6617187

>>6617155
>>6617154
I'm not Catholic. All denominations are equally worthless in my eyes, because they do not know what Jesus taught.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:32:54 No.6617158 Report

Quoted By: >>6617160

>>6617120

Thank you, brother. Could you also pray for my sister? She's been having issues with pinched nerves in her back and could use some relief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:34:49 No.6617159 Report

Quoted By: >>6617167

>>6617151
does this world appear ordered to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:35:54 No.6617160 Report

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>>6617158
God in heaven, let this anon's sister recover in due time. Let him see the perfection of your universe, and understand how pain is necessary to know pleasure, how we know beauty only because there is ugliness, how light because of darkness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:36:16 No.6617161 Report

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>>6617120
Pre trib or post trib rapture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:36:27 No.6617162 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617120
Hail.Odin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:38:21 No.6617163 Report

Quoted By: >>6617167

>>6617157
but YOU do...

right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:38:27 No.6617164 Report

Quoted By: >>6617167

>>6617156
>must work for it
what jobs must i do for mr shekelstein to into da heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:39:44 No.6617165 Report

Quoted By: >>6617170

what do you guys think about Mormon's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:40:43 No.6617166 Report

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>>6617140
If it's any consolation, the belief aspect of our relationship with God is rarely called upon as such by the mind for questioning, as unconditionally good behavior, for the benefit of ourselves and society, relies upon the assumption that God exists. Skepticism is cast aside not because it's epistemologically invalid, although its validity is more limited than we like to admit, but because it's ethically counterproductive when your goal is to be maximally good. The answer lies in understanding how the misapplication of skepticism may be holding you back from achieving your potential, and then engaging in a new mode of being, faith.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:41:49 No.6617167 Report

Quoted By: >>6617169 >>6617452

>>6617159
Well, I can't claim to understand it any more than you do. I hear mooing, beckoning, whispers, demands; wind playing through the hollows, roots like jugs filled with water, ceaselessly dripping and roaring in the night. Some actor makes these sounds rise up and die down.

>>6617164
>>6617163
Pearls you want, but parables you shall get. The kingdom of heaven is like a field that a man saw, and sold everything he owned to buy it.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:42:54 No.6617168 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:44:26 No.6617169 Report

Quoted By: >>6617174

>>6617167
>Pearls you want, but parables you shall get. The kingdom of heaven is like a field that a man saw, and sold everything he owned to buy it.
Wow Gee! Everyone is wrong EXCEPT you.
Jesus came and died and sent the Holy Spirit to you alone! It is the sad result of the sad idea of the right of private interpretation. Nice work David Koresh..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:44:56 No.6617170 Report

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>>6617165
Mormons lead by example. They say
>I am a homeowner. I buy cars. I have a wife. I have three kids. I have a career.
These are the things an ordinary person wants to have. Only the extraordinary makes for fertile soil for the seed of God. One dogma to bring communities together is as good as any other, but I despise ritual and dogma. This is not food for the spirit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:46:29 No.6617171 Report

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Sanctus, Sanctus, Sanctus
Dominus Deus Sabaoth.
Pleni sunt cæli et terra gloria tua.
Hosanna in excelsis.
Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini.
Hosanna in excelsis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:48:01 No.6617172 Report

Quoted By: >>6617176

Quick rundown on the Reformed Church in America? I was raised Catholic, but where I live now, I pass a Reformed Church on my way to Church, so I was thinking about just going there instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:48:41 No.6617173 Report

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Anons post prayer requests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:49:02 No.6617174 Report

Quoted By: >>6617177

>>6617169
Ask and you shall receive. Knock, and the door will be opened. If you are not swine, then you will prostrate yourself before God almighty and beg forgiveness and mercy. To humble ones' self before the Creator is the first step toward the true light. A wise man knows he knows nothing. How can I describe color to the blind? How can I pluck the sliver from your eye, when a log is firmly lodged in my own?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:49:14 No.6617175 Report

Quoted By: >>6617176

i posted a while back in one of these threads. i asked if op would ask jesus to get me a gf.

well i have a gf now, but want a better one. can jesus hook me up again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:51:39 No.6617176 Report

Quoted By: >>6617178 >>6617179

>>6617172
Dogma is poison.

>>6617175
Ha ha, yes, I remember that. What's wrong with the one you have now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:51:54 No.6617177 Report

Quoted By: >>6617181

>>6617174
and to think, this was given to you alone.
Thank but I have the Catholic Church, the Bulwark of the truth. Not the personal interpretation of one of millions of "enlightened" people throught the ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:52:20 No.6617178 Report

Quoted By: >>6617181

>>6617176
Define dogma

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:53:18 No.6617179 Report

Quoted By: >>6617180 >>6617184

>>6617176
>What's wrong with the one you have now?

we don't have anything in common and she's a christcuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:55:07 No.6617180 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617179
You could try picking up something you might both enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:55:09 No.6617181 Report

Quoted By: >>6617182

>>6617178
>>6617177
Does it please you to sit, stand, kneel, chant, hold hands, and sing? Then by no means should you stop. Who can say what pleases God? He created everything, all that is good, all that is evil, and everything in between.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:56:56 No.6617182 Report

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>>6617181
Does it please me ? Ah a feel good christian. Nah I'll follow the truth of his church like the Bible, tradition and his disciples told us to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:57:12 No.6617183 Report

Quoted By: >>6617191

>>6617120
Apparently life is meaningless and i enjoy raping killing and eating hot white women i mean people (in video games and stuff totally not irl). Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:57:45 No.6617184 Report

Quoted By: >>6617196

>>6617179
You will never find a women with whom you have much in common, because boys and girls are different. If she annoys you, it's because birth control messes with her head. If you're not going to marry her, move on and don't waste her time further. You will get descending levels of satisfaction with every new girlfriend you have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:58:45 No.6617185 Report

Quoted By: >>6617191

Most certainly praise Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:59:33 No.6617186 Report

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Jesus told me you're all assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:59:46 No.6617187 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617157
you should be careful....this could be really bad for you if you are full of crap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 02:59:56 No.6617188 Report

Quoted By: >>6617192 >>6617197

pray for my family, which has many problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:00:04 No.6617189 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617120
And I'm an apostate here to tell you to stop believing in fairy tales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:01:32 No.6617190 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617120
If you are not larping, then pray for me too, brother: I am lost and forgotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:01:39 No.6617191 Report

Quoted By: >>6617194 >>6617198

>>6617183
>>6617185
God in heaven, please help this anon lift the cloud from his soul. Help him cast off the heavy yoke around his shoulders, and to join you in heaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:01:55 No.6617192 Report

Quoted By: >>6617195

>>6617188
What the fuck will prayer do? go solve the problems that you can solve, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:01:57 No.6617193 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617120
Why don't you all follow the bible? How am I supposed to respect your religion when you don't follow your own text?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:02:13 No.6617194 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617191
Nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:02:28 No.6617195 Report

Quoted By: >>6617199 >>6617462

>>6617192
anything helps anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:02:35 No.6617196 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617184
not bad advice, honestly. and she's not really annoying, just boring. i could marry her i guess, but don't really feel enough to do that.

>You will get descending levels of satisfaction with every new girlfriend you have.

is that a fucking threat or something? did christ tell you to threaten me you little fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:02:36 No.6617197 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617188
Lord, please be with this Anon, whose name you know, and his family, with their struggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:03:01 No.6617198 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617191
I bet you're into all kinds of fucked up shit, i don't buy your schtick for a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:04:07 No.6617199 Report

Quoted By: >>6617440

>>6617195
I fucking doubt praying to Our Most Beloved Lord Jesus will do fuck all about your meth addicted whore mother, anon fren.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:06:10 No.6617438 Report

Quoted By: >>6617458 >>6617460 >>6617473

Former christian here. Wish I could believe again, I was happier when I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ig89k92E Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:06:41 No.6617440 Report

Quoted By: >>6617454

>>6617199
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pTvBT/VF Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:07:58 No.6617452 Report

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>>6617167
>The kingdom of heaven is like a field that a man saw, and sold everything he owned to buy it.
Q predicted this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:08:09 No.6617454 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617440
Nigga, i got fucking 2222 quads, now it's 99 dubs? this is bullshit. Fucking faggot mods. Fuck /bant/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:08:44 No.6617458 Report

Quoted By: >>6617468

>>6617438
You wish you could live this lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Z6JUJWC Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:08:55 No.6617460 Report

Quoted By: >>6617468

>>6617438
Just go back to church Anon, and talk to people and the pastor. Share in a post service meal. It's good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:09:26 No.6617462 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617195
You know, no offense no offense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:09:39 No.6617468 Report

Quoted By: >>6617476 >>6617500

>>6617458
Yes
>>6617460
I don't think the'd appreciate an athiest showing up and trying to talk to them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jzSMVB4G Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:10:06 No.6617472 Report

Quoted By: >>6617478 >>6617497

i need to start praying again with conviction. but i've been so tired lately, so tired.

i definitely haven't held up my end of the bargain with jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uCopGRCL Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:10:08 No.6617473 Report

Quoted By: >>6617487 >>6617490 >>6617492

>>6617438
That's the brainwashing influencing you. It is literally all the bullshit they fed you for years, reinforced with happy feelings and dopamine that is controlling you. You must fight it and stop being a slave to a phony/imaginary story created to turn you into a submissive plaything for the elite.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:10:21 No.6617476 Report

Quoted By: >>6617490

>>6617468
You probably think the Supernatural isn't real and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:10:53 No.6617478 Report

Quoted By: >>6617494

>>6617472
What did you do? spill it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:11:57 No.6617487 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617473
What if i told you it's all bullshit and existence means nothing and it's all whatever?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:12:06 No.6617490 Report

Quoted By: >>6617495 >>6617511

>>6617476
What?
>>6617473
I mean, i was happier when I beleived. I'm just dead inside now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:12:36 No.6617492 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617473
I thought you were talking about Christianity at first.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jzSMVB4G Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:12:55 No.6617494 Report

Quoted By: >>6617499 >>6617507

>>6617478
i'm just not sure i'm living my life correctly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:12:57 No.6617495 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617490
You probably think KEK isn't real and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J5Gwcz1z Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:13:27 No.6617497 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZe3mXlnfNc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:13:42 No.6617499 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617494
Did you jerk off a dog or something?' i want details. What did you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Z6JUJWC Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:13:44 No.6617500 Report

Quoted By: >>6617506

>>6617468
I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:14:38 No.6617506 Report

Quoted By: >>6617516

>>6617500
Really? Most christians ive talked to have been nothing but hostile when I try to talk about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Z6JUJWC Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:14:43 No.6617507 Report

Quoted By: >>6617518

>>6617494
No one is Anon. "Everyone has fallen short of the glory of God." That's why we need Grace, freely given at the Cross.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:15:15 No.6617511 Report

Quoted By: >>6617523

>>6617490
Dead inside? what does that even mean? you sound like a ghot or an emo or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Z6JUJWC Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:15:43 No.6617516 Report

Quoted By: >>6617521 >>6617526

>>6617506
Sure. Most atheists Christians encounter are pretty snobbish about it. But if someone came into my church to talk, I'd be glad to. I know our pastor would.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:16:14 No.6617518 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617507
Where can i buy some "grace" for cheap?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:16:43 No.6617521 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617516
Who the fuck are you to talk about God and shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:16:55 No.6617523 Report

Quoted By: >>6617538 >>6617541

>>6617511
Okay, I’m nihilistic. Better?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:17:35 No.6617526 Report

Quoted By: >>6617536 >>6617537 >>6617586

>>6617516
I’m not snobbish. I just want to talk but I get rejected. They don’t seem to want me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Z6JUJWC Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:19:09 No.6617536 Report

Quoted By: >>6617539

>>6617526
Well, like I said, I'd talk to you. I'd wager any church in America has a pastor who would too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:19:24 No.6617537 Report

Quoted By: >>6617540

>>6617526
Are you talking about bitches?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:19:42 No.6617538 Report

Quoted By: >>6617546

>>6617523
You're a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:19:46 No.6617539 Report

Quoted By: >>6617567

>>6617536
Not where I live. That’s for damn sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:20:02 No.6617540 Report

Quoted By: >>6617545

>>6617537
Religious types, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:20:16 No.6617541 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

>>6617523
It all apparently means nothing therefore... what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:20:50 No.6617545 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

>>6617540
I hear catholic school girls are the biggest sluts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjdJvXra Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:20:51 No.6617546 Report

Quoted By: >>6617547

>>6617538
Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:21:17 No.6617547 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

>>6617546
Didn't realize i was doing you a favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:24:49 No.6617563 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

May Our Lord And Savior Be Praised. Somebody go get me a fucking goat so i can sacrifice it. Hey, it's Biblical canon, this shit is legit. Read the Old Testament.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:25:42 No.6617567 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

>>6617539
That's interesting, and where exactly do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:27:57 No.6617579 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

I don't feel like spreading the Holy Message of Our Beloved Lord And Savior and shit. Blow me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:28:37 No.6617586 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617526
I want you, talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:29:52 No.6617593 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

My flock, my herd, my.. fucking, unwashed masses. I want to talk to you about Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ and His message of Love and something else whatever whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:30:24 No.6617597 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

Pass the collection plate around, don't be fucking kikes about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:32:22 No.6617610 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

I don't know about you but i'm digging the porn ads, everyday we stray further from The Lord and hey, guess what? i'm not complaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:36:14 No.6617633 Report

Quoted By: >>6617641

It would be funny if that cocksucker sent me to Hell just for shitposting online, it would be kinda hilarious, you gotta admit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcHFK5Fs Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:38:28 No.6617641 Report

Quoted By: >>6617650 >>6617659

>>6617541
>>6617545
>>6617547
>>6617563
>>6617567
>>6617579
>>6617593
>>6617597
>>6617610
>>6617633
convert to islam you fucking degenerate

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:40:53 No.6617650 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617641
Fun fact, i'm Arab/Iberian and i look like an ISIS member. What about Jesus? you think he's got some Arab in him?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DagNd4XI Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:42:58 No.6617658 Report

Quoted By: >>6617666

OP here. May God be with you all, and may the gentle warmth of heaven fill your hearts. Amen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:43:23 No.6617659 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617641
Oh shit look at that, some nigger just raped my daughter. Welp, guess i better fucking kill her then. Can't have damaged goods, gotta save the family's honor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:g+jqN72H Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:44:20 No.6617666 Report

Quoted By: >>6617677 >>6617686

>>6617658
May Satan fuck your Grandmother's anus in Hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:46:54 No.6617677 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617666
Never let age get in the way of a good fuck, that's what i say.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:IfHDwLIb Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:49:01 No.6617686 Report

Quoted By: >>6617694 >>6617699

>>6617666

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:51:51 No.6617694 Report

Quoted By: >>6617726

>>6617686
It's "heil" not "hail" you illiterate double digit IQ paint sniffing abos.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:52:54 No.6617699 Report

Quoted By: >>6617726

>>6617686
Or was it petrol? those marsupial-hunting-niggers will sniff anything, they don't give a fuck.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:IfHDwLIb Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:58:02 No.6617726 Report

Quoted By: >>6617731 >>6617734

>>6617694
>>6617699
hail satan bitch boyfucker
U are gay

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:/AinoZ9V Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:58:30 No.6617731 Report

Quoted By: >>6617733 >>6617751

>>6617726
HAIL SAYA

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:/AinoZ9V Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:58:47 No.6617733 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617731
*satan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 03:58:53 No.6617734 Report

Quoted By: >>6617765

>>6617726
White bois are sexy, what you want me to do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:01:51 No.6617751 Report

Quoted By: >>6617756

>>6617731
Shut the fuck up Kakarot.

We are the last of a race of gods, what do you care about this monkeys?

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:/AinoZ9V Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:02:59 No.6617756 Report

Quoted By: >>6617789

>>6617751
SHUT THE FUCK UP GORDA

Heaven

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Heaven ID:IfHDwLIb Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:05:34 No.6617765 Report

Quoted By: >>6617795 >>6617827

>>6617734
I want you to kys

hail satan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:08:13 No.6617789 Report

Quoted By: >>6617993

>>6617756
u white devilz can't keep my weight down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA4DG804VuI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:08:43 No.6617795 Report

Quoted By: >>6617836

>>6617765
Death ain't even the end, playa.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:14:05 No.6617827 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617765
That is one deformed looking ho. White Trash Royalty. Been smoking meth since she was 3.

Heaven

Heaven ID:IfHDwLIb Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:15:37 No.6617836 Report

Quoted By: >>6617902

>>6617795
did I say it was, implier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:26:59 No.6617902 Report

Quoted By: >>6617929

>>6617836
I want to hear your thoughts on what happens after death, i think we reincarnate but eventually the cycle ends and we either go to Heaven or Hell. Prayer keeps me going, actually coffee keeps me going but i like to pray everyday just in case. Wouldn't want to go to Hell now would we? no, we wouldn't.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:27:34 No.6617906 Report

Quoted By:

Heil Satan ya'll.

Heaven

Heaven ID:IfHDwLIb Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:34:02 No.6617929 Report

Quoted By: >>6617957

>>6617902
i think our soul splits in two
half goes on to whatever
half is reborn human
eventually the reborn half acumilates enough experience that it breaks the cycle and evolves into a higher being
and starts a whole new cycle as that thing
the peeled off halves are eventually absorbed into the universe as their 'afterlives' fade and get monotonous
god lives in my ass, direct all your prayer toward my butt

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:40:44 No.6617957 Report

Quoted By: >>6617980

>>6617929
So basically we both agree that we're scared and have no idea what the fuck is going on. All of our concerns are vain and petty, we pretend to give a shit about larger issues but really all we care about is the fact that neither of us is Chad Thundercock the trillionare moviestar. We think about that everyday, about how life is really unfair for no apparent reason whatsoever and we allow the bitterness hatred and resentment to slowly build up inside us.

We're probably both potential serial killers, and that's a good thing.

Heaven

Heaven ID:IfHDwLIb Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:46:10 No.6617980 Report

Quoted By: >>6617998 >>6618012 >>6618014

>>6617957
I agreed to nothing
I fear nothing
your posts are fake and gay

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:/AinoZ9V Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:49:41 No.6617993 Report

Quoted By: >>6618006

>>6617789
I'm not white

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:50:15 No.6617998 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617980
You sound like a little faggot.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:50:57 No.6618006 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617993
Colour/color me surprised.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:51:37 No.6618012 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617980
Death isn't the end, i can tell you that much. Frankly, i'm scared shitless.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 04:52:02 No.6618014 Report

Quoted By:

>>6617980
I'm scared shitless of both the known and the unknown.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 05:03:26 No.6618060 Report

Quoted By:

I'm doing The Lord's work, prove me wrong. PRO TIP: YOU CAN'T.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 05:04:50 No.6618064 Report

Quoted By:

I simply cannot be stopped. You are all fucked.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 05:05:07 No.6618065 Report

Quoted By:

You should have listened.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 05:05:33 No.6618068 Report

Quoted By:

You were given many chances.

NPC

NPC ID:rY/lc/Nd Mon 08 Oct 2018 05:08:44 No.6618086 Report

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Mods, i'm coming for you.

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