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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 10:44:10 No.6629288 View View Reply Original Report

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Who would win in the octogan, a fully grown silverback or a fully grown kodiak bear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 10:58:18 No.6629289 Report

Quoted By: >>6629293 >>6630010

>>6629288
Bear, and it's not even close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 11:02:05 No.6629290 Report

Quoted By: >>6629291 >>6629295 >>6629298 >>6629309

Gorillas are so fucking overrated, it's insane. A fully grown, massive gorilla will be 200kg at most. A kodiak bear can reach 700kg. It would be a fucking mauling. Gorillas in the wild routinely get killed by 30kg leopards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 11:22:21 No.6629291 Report

Quoted By: >>6629316 >>6629360 >>6629427

>>6629290
What about 10 biggest mma fighters vs the bear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 11:27:48 No.6629292 Report

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>>6629288
Nice ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 11:30:14 No.6629293 Report

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>>6629289
Depends what time of year desu, if it's just after hibernation the bear will be weak and my money would be on Tyrone, any other time of year and you're right though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:13:14 No.6629294 Report

Quoted By: >>6629407

>>6629293
if the bear has a full fight camp the bear easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:15:11 No.6629295 Report

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>>6629290
really makes you think how weak humans are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:16:53 No.6629296 Report

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>>6629293
we have to assume they both had a full training camp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:19:15 No.6629297 Report

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>>6629295
I just get my sniper and shoot the bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:22:06 No.6629298 Report

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>>6629290
this. the only reason gorillas are rated at all is their physical potential relative to humans.

[spoiler:lit]Bear wins[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:22:46 No.6629299 Report

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>>6629288
Bears are fucking cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:24:42 No.6629300 Report

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I got a little figure of a bear in an onsen in a gacha machine today /sp/, look

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:26:46 No.6629301 Report

Quoted By: >>6629308 >>6629310 >>6629327 >>6629370 >>6629408

Here come the Americans to overrate their shitty bear because it’s their continent’s apex predator. Brown bears are basically no different from black bears, who are fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:26:48 No.6629302 Report

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>>6629300
I would shoot your little faggot bear as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:28:03 No.6629303 Report

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>>6629300
yaaa atsuii~~

Mandic

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Mandic Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:28:21 No.6629304 Report

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>>6629288

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:28:32 No.6629305 Report

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What weight are they fighting at? That bears gonna have to cut a shit ton. Would still win, bears are fucking godless killing machines

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:28:48 No.6629306 Report

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>>6629300
Kawai desu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:29:20 No.6629307 Report

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>>6629300
get a better phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:30:46 No.6629308 Report

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>>6629301
Bears were apex predators in Europe and still are in some places like Finland. They were in England until we hunted them to extinction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:32:09 No.6629309 Report

Quoted By: >>6629428

>>6629290
They also have microdicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:32:59 No.6629310 Report

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>>6629301
Nigga you're fucking retarded if you think the bear would lose. Is roughly 3 times the size of that chimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:34:53 No.6629311 Report

Quoted By: >>6629312

The only thing the gorilla has to do is to choke out the bear, like get on his back an then choke the mfer out till tap out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:35:36 No.6629312 Report

Quoted By: >>6629314

>>6629311
They don't the coordination or physiology to do that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:39:26 No.6629313 Report

Quoted By: >>6629318 >>6629325 >>6629374

Bears are in the top tier of being able to heem other animals. Not counting poisonous fuckers I think the only land animals with a shot are elephants, rhinos and hippos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:40:18 No.6629314 Report

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>>6629312
Have*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:41:53 No.6629315 Report

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I dont know but the weigh in would be interesting, reckon dana is gonna have to step inbetween the both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:42:23 No.6629316 Report

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>>6629291
will they try to punch the bear's family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:44:54 No.6629317 Report

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title fight or three rounds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:44:55 No.6629318 Report

Quoted By: >>6629319 >>6629321

>>6629313
I think a sabertoothe tiger could probably fuck up a bear with its speed and impaleing teeth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:46:06 No.6629319 Report

Quoted By: >>6629320

>>6629318
>couldn't even beat extinction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:47:14 No.6629320 Report

Quoted By: >>6629415 >>6629419 >>6629561

>>6629319
I refuse to believe they’re extinct
like a megalodon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:47:40 No.6629321 Report

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>>6629318
Back when the sabretooth existed, the bears were much bigger than they are now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:50:49 No.6629322 Report

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>>6629300
Looks chill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:50:58 No.6629323 Report

Quoted By: >>6629324 >>6629329 >>6629334

The Gorilla would destroy the bear it has a stronger mindset and far greater intelligence not to mention better speed and agility and can strike with its hands aswell as bite and stronger muscles as well. its not even close it would fucking destroy the bear and anyone who says differently is a spacker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:51:34 No.6629324 Report

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>>6629323
extremely low IQ post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:52:17 No.6629325 Report

Quoted By: >>6629326 >>6629328

>>6629313
elephant is the GOAT fighting animal. name me a single animal that could kill an elephant in single combat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:53:21 No.6629326 Report

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>>6629325
I literally cant
killer whales could heem a swimming elephant tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:54:15 No.6629327 Report

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>>6629301
>Here come the Americans to overrate their shitty bear because it’s their continent’s apex predator.
Same in Europe faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:56:38 No.6629328 Report

Quoted By: >>6629339 >>6629353

>>6629325
I think an enraged hippo could easily beat an elephant

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 12:58:07 No.6629329 Report

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>>6629323
Bears are deceptively fast and agile. Intelligence doesn't mean shit when the bear has 1000 pounds on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:00:14 No.6629330 Report

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>>6629329
Like I said the gorilla would easily out move the bear and then proceed to choke him out

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:01:49 No.6629331 Report

Quoted By: >>6629333 >>6629336

>>6629288
The grizzly's claws is a huge advantage. One paw swipe is like getting stabbed by 5 Bowie knives at once with hundreds of pounds of muscular force behind it. Blunt force has nothing on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:05:12 No.6629332 Report

Quoted By: >>6629338

>>6629330
ill fucking choke you out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:09:01 No.6629333 Report

Quoted By: >>6629337

>>6629331
Yeh but the bear is pretty one dimensional, gorilla could keep its distance then attack the weak points of the bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:10:15 No.6629334 Report

Quoted By: >>6629349

>>6629323
Bears can reach 30mph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:11:08 No.6629335 Report

Quoted By: >>6629338

>muh speed
Bears are literally quicker
Checkmate, Gorilla fags

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:12:55 No.6629336 Report

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I think that this fight would go down like the McNuggets vs Khabib fight. Everyone puts money on the gorilla looking for a knockout, but the bear would most likely pressure the gorilla and take it down and smesh him. Plus what this anon said >>6629331 their paws are ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:15:15 No.6629337 Report

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>>6629333
The bear is too fucking big and fat. I don't think punching it will hurt much unless you get it in the nose, and and even there you risk getting your hand bit. Choking it out with all that thick fur and massive neck muscles would be a struggle too. I know there was a story of a man in America who killed a grizzly bear with his bare hands by jamming his hand down it's throat when it went to bite him. The gag reflex prevented it from biting down, and the man suffocated it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:19:24 No.6629338 Report

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>>6629335
They run quicker but they're not as agile and quick as a gorilla. The gorilla could just dogs the bear swipes and punches and choke him out when the bear gets tired. (Bears have very bad cardio and endurance)

>>6629332
No you won't.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:24:51 No.6629339 Report

Quoted By: >>6629372

>>6629328
This, hippos are fucking unstoppable when angered.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:31:12 No.6629340 Report

Quoted By: >>6629342

Okay /sp/ now who would win in the octagon, an Anklyosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Keep in mind the club on the Anklyosaurus’ tail weighs a literal ton, and the T-Rex has no grappling ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:34:48 No.6629341 Report

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>>6629297
Good joke, did you forget that our rifles melt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:35:32 No.6629342 Report

Quoted By: >>6629343

>>6629340
T-rex obviously going to be the aggressor but the defence of the Anklyo will be enough to see this one go the distance. T-rex wins on split decision

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:38:38 No.6629343 Report

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>>6629342
Don't forget that one hit by the Ankylo will probably break the T-Rex's leg

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:41:22 No.6629344 Report

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the great debate

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:44:45 No.6629345 Report

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What the fuck, hippos are fucking manlets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:46:04 No.6629346 Report

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Can't the gorilla just fashion a spear and stab the bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:47:15 No.6629347 Report

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>>6629288
bear you idiot

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:55:42 No.6629348 Report

Quoted By: >>6629350 >>6629403

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:58:08 No.6629349 Report

Quoted By: >>6629355 >>6629356

>>6629334
yeah but over time, bears can sprint but gorillas can do flips and dodge with cat like reactions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 13:58:27 No.6629350 Report

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>>6629348
UNIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:22:53 No.6629351 Report

Quoted By: >>6629377

>>6629288
The Romans held plenty of animal fights and found bears destroyed everything they came up against.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:29:04 No.6629352 Report

Quoted By: >>6629410

>>6629288
The Superb Owl will win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:33:29 No.6629353 Report

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>>6629328
i think an elephant could just accidentally fall on it and it wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:35:07 No.6629354 Report

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>>6629300
Cute1

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:38:56 No.6629355 Report

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>>6629349
>This nigga never seen the bear roll

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:39:22 No.6629356 Report

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>>6629349
>gorillas can do flips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:41:46 No.6629357 Report

Quoted By: >>6629361

humans can beat bears in 1 on 1 combat but they would get fucking eviscerated by a gorilla

checkmate bearfags

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:41:46 No.6629358 Report

Quoted By: >>6629359 >>6629363

sdds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:43:24 No.6629359 Report

Quoted By: >>6629376

>>6629358

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:44:21 No.6629360 Report

Quoted By: >>6629366

>>6629291
theyd get fucked
a punch literally doesnt do shit against a bear and putting it into some kind of hold would be impossible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:47:44 No.6629361 Report

Quoted By: >>6629362

>>6629357
Match-ups make fights. Checkmate faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:49:58 No.6629362 Report

Quoted By: >>6629364

>>6629361
butthurt bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:49:59 No.6629363 Report

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>>6629358
This is stupid. Cougar wins easily. Wolves are pack hunters where cougars are solitary. A single wolf ain't shit to a cougar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:52:05 No.6629364 Report

Quoted By: >>6629365

>>6629362
Sore loser like your faggot ass gorilla. Must be a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:54:03 No.6629365 Report

Quoted By: >>6629368

>>6629364
>t. spic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:56:28 No.6629366 Report

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>>6629360
In general yes but they could try going for some exposed spots in the bear's body like the nose and the eyes.
The real question is, a russian gun nut with a fully loaded ak-47 in an octagon ring or a fully grown kodiak bear? Will the AK do enough damage to kill the bear with one magazine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:56:37 No.6629367 Report

Quoted By: >>6629369

Anyone else remember the asian channel that streams animal fights? Like insect vs insect or rat vs insects etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:57:48 No.6629368 Report

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>>6629365
This is a better match up.
Latina vs Shaniqua
Who wins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:59:02 No.6629369 Report

Quoted By: >>6629371

>>6629367
stop using animals for your entertainment. we need to protect them. go watch stupid humans fighting each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 14:59:08 No.6629370 Report

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>>6629301
If you think that gorillas aren't america's apex predator, then you probably have never been to detroit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:00:04 No.6629371 Report

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>>6629369
They never used real animals, only shit like insects, or rats etc.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:00:51 No.6629372 Report

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>>6629339
Hippofags are so deluded.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:02:05 No.6629373 Report

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no idea but i know who would win the superb owl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:02:19 No.6629374 Report

Quoted By: >>6629384

>>6629313
>mouse appears
>elephant shits its pants
>flees
>gets counted out
>mouse wins
easy money

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:06:28 No.6629375 Report

Quoted By: >>6629379

better question: is pic related an athlete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:06:44 No.6629376 Report

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>>6629359
for me, it's El Cocodrilo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:09:01 No.6629377 Report

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>>6629351
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:10:06 No.6629378 Report

Quoted By: >>6629386

Bear easily. There's a reason bears were symbols of strength and wisdom in basically every pagan warrior society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:11:22 No.6629379 Report

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>>6629375
Is a car an athlet? No... obviously not. The horse is nothing without a human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:13:10 No.6629380 Report

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a horse can move without a human, a car cannot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:14:49 No.6629381 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:16:13 No.6629382 Report

Quoted By: >>6629389

Who would win Floyd Mayweather or an Ape?

JK he already beat Macgregor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:17:27 No.6629383 Report

Quoted By: >>6629388 >>6629397

>>6629288
It fucking tilts me that this is illegal. You're telling me it's completely fine to kill literally millions of cows and chickens every year to eat, but we can't sacrifice one girzzly bear and one silverback to put them into a cage and have them fight? That's fucking bullshit. Do you know how much money that would make? Literally every single person in the world would watch a bear fight a gorilla. That'd be way bigger than any Mcgregor or Mayweather fight could ever be.
>m-muh animal cruelty
Fucking kys you virtue signalling cucks. Way worse things happen to animals every day than them fighting eachother. It's literally just nature.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:17:39 No.6629384 Report

Quoted By: >>6629390 >>6629395 >>6629400

>>6629374
>elephants duck him
>heemed half of Europe with the black plague
>living in billions of houses rent free
Is he the GOAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:18:31 No.6629385 Report

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>>6629300
He cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:18:49 No.6629386 Report

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>>6629378
Tho this is true many societies had never seen a gorilla
Optimus Prime much

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:20:14 No.6629387 Report

Quoted By: >>6629411

Absolute state of todays predators

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:20:20 No.6629388 Report

Quoted By: >>6629391 >>6629394 >>6629398

>>6629383
Based, also what's virtue signalling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:21:37 No.6629389 Report

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>>6629382
xDDDDDD

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:23:32 No.6629390 Report

Quoted By: >>6629399 >>6629414 >>6629422

>>6629384
>Can’t beat Edmonton
>Can’t beat Calgary
http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/All/agdex3441

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:23:32 No.6629391 Report

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>>6629388
i've only ever seen /pol/tards use it so its probably something made up and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:24:51 No.6629392 Report

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>Falling for the megafauna meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:25:18 No.6629393 Report

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do you guys think an elephant could use its strunk to give someone a blowjob if it wanted . to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:26:29 No.6629394 Report

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>>6629388
Virtue Signaling is when you make sure everyone is aware of your political righteousness.

Religious prayers for secular liberals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:27:21 No.6629395 Report

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>>6629384
I think the stats speak for themselves here Jack, he truly is the apex predator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:28:23 No.6629396 Report

Quoted By: >>6629423

>>6629372
me on the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 15:43:32 No.6629397 Report

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>>6629383
Id pay to put you in a cage vs a bear. Id pay good money

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 16:05:10 No.6629398 Report

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>>6629388
It's where someone's showing off how moral and great they are without doing anything significant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:08:44 No.6629399 Report

Quoted By: >>6629418

>>6629390
How is Alberta this based?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:14:58 No.6629400 Report

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>>6629384
GOAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:18:21 No.6629401 Report

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>>6629300
Nice figure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:20:07 No.6629402 Report

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>groundie cucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:20:25 No.6629403 Report

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>>6629348
Its a liger pretty much my favorite animal, nred for its magical abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:20:35 No.6629404 Report

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the real question, bear vs saltwater croc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:20:52 No.6629405 Report

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>>6629288
Khallahbeeb would beat both at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:20:58 No.6629406 Report

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I know a maneating Horse beats a Lion in this situation.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:26:59 No.6629407 Report

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>>6629294
>if the bear has a full fight camp

So.. only if the bear has
>the bear necessities.
Also
>I regret nothing

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:28:10 No.6629408 Report

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>>6629301
>Russians now pissed at you

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:28:13 No.6629409 Report

Quoted By: >>6629413

>>6629295
Reminder that the 'hurr human weak and small'' cuckoldry is jewish propaganda.
They want to keep you down.

A man killed a bear by ripping its fucking jugular out, using only his hands, teeth, and a god damn stick.
Human beings are the strongest creatures on earth, but we need to train hardcore for it. We are like the ants of the megafauna, we could overpower and kill shit so much bigger than us if we just worked for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:34:29 No.6629410 Report

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>>6629352
BASED Illuminati winner

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:37:14 No.6629411 Report

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>>6629387
>Absolute state of todays predators

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:43:44 No.6629412 Report

Quoted By: >>6629420 >>6629421 >>6629424 >>6629425

I'm not saying that grizzly bears are the same as polar bears but has nobody watched BBC planet earth where a polar bear gets destroyed by walruses? They have some giantass sharp teeth that can pierce anything and a very thick skin and pain threshold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWLbK_mNw0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:53:57 No.6629413 Report

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>>6629409
unarmed humans are pretty shit. tool use and intelligence+communication is our trump card. that one guy who bite a bear to death is an exception and probably very lucky. a man with a spear is so much more effective than an unarmed one, and a group of spearmen cooperating is pretty much unbeatable for any animal

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 19:57:01 No.6629414 Report

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>>6629390
You do realize that there's a difference between a mouse and a rat, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:04:56 No.6629415 Report

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>>6629320
based

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:07:05 No.6629416 Report

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>mfw a gorillafag chimped out near me

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:13:08 No.6629417 Report

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>>6629416
>no gummy bears

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:17:57 No.6629418 Report

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>>6629399
No bleeding hearts

>The first brown rat did not reach Alberta until 1950, and in 1951, the province launched a rat-control program that included shooting, poisoning, andgassingrats, and bulldozing or burning down rat-infested buildings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:20:02 No.6629419 Report

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>>6629320
based and redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:34:54 No.6629420 Report

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>>6629412
Yo mama would be safe from a polar bear then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:40:30 No.6629421 Report

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>>6629412
He didn't get destroyed though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:41:22 No.6629422 Report

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>>6629390
wtf did not know this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:43:53 No.6629423 Report

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>>6629396
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:48:04 No.6629424 Report

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>>6629412
walrus are huge tanks like elephants, no land predator can kill a full grown healthy one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:51:50 No.6629425 Report

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>>6629412
Ngl that polar bear has proper let me down, can’t even take down a fat walrus with big teeth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 20:57:06 No.6629426 Report

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>read about apex predators
>snow leopard can leap 15 metres
1 5 METRES JESUS CHRIST WHAT AN ATHLETE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:04:59 No.6629427 Report

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>>6629291
Well if we go by weight, the biggest UFC fighters (out of camp) would be around 250-270 pounds. So that's 2500-2700 lbs of mostly muscle and fat. This is almost twice the weight of a Kodiak bear. If you put one fighter on each limb, three on the head, and three on the body, I think they could smother the bear into submission. Humans are pack hunters at heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:13:54 No.6629428 Report

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>>6629309
>microdick
>you will never have your specie's female be so loyal and pure and good that your dicks get to be super small

but you were born a human and evolved the largest proportional dick of all because of how big a whore the woman are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:20:39 No.6629429 Report

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>>6629300
Comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:20:53 No.6629430 Report

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>>6629428
>tfw no gorilla gf

Why did Tarzan betray his people for a human skank?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:28:47 No.6629431 Report

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1 Gorilla can't even beat Brock Lesnar so how can we expect it to beat a Bear?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tC2/AJ1u Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:50:44 No.6629466 Report

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>>6629300
Cuuute!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dX8CMupv Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:53:25 No.6629485 Report

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>>6629300

A bear with a sore head desu

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Anonymous ID:H6U2WS44 Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:57:10 No.6629561 Report

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>>6629320
unequivocally based and absolutely redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PgMcts+C Tue 09 Oct 2018 22:00:16 No.6629577 Report

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Actually good imptrash

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o1P8MuIZ Tue 09 Oct 2018 23:17:46 No.6630010 Report

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>>6629289
This, Gorillas may be strong but they don't seem to realize it most of the time. They tend to spook easily actually and run away, and they don't use their strength effectively. Also they're wayyy shorter than the bear so they have no reach to use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6jzUjZ42q4

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