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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:10:47 No.6629493 View View Reply Original Report

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Ladies an gentlemen, behold the Scandinavian Defense. Truly, there is no more diverse opening than this BMWF pairing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:13:00 No.6629494 Report

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>>6629493
Several problems. The white pawn is the kings pawn, the black pawn is queens pawn. It’s whites turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:13:33 No.6629495 Report

Quoted By: >>6629503 >>6629507 >>6629522 >>6629523

>>6629493
Bishop to b5

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:14:22 No.6629496 Report

Quoted By: >>6629497

I always free my boy Rook first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:15:31 No.6629497 Report

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>>6629496
But then you'll miss the opportunity of castling

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:15:58 No.6629498 Report

Quoted By: >>6629503 >>6629519

>>6629493
And the Indian Defence starts by giving up the center squares in exchange for a call center back in Bangalore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:16:25 No.6629499 Report

Quoted By: >>6629502

QA4 checkmate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:17:16 No.6629500 Report

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>>6629497
Bitch I am the castle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:17:24 No.6629501 Report

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I love playing baddies as white in the scandi. You accept and when they take back with Q, you chase that bitch around and get a lead in development for ez win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:18:47 No.6629502 Report

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>>6629499

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:19:23 No.6629503 Report

Quoted By: >>6629505 >>6629508 >>6629509

>>6629495
Bc7

>>6629498
Gotta keep your options open for designated shitting lines

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:21:26 No.6629504 Report

Quoted By: >>6629545

>>6629502

Its ok, that's a grandmaster move /Ben Goldstein

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:21:46 No.6629505 Report

Quoted By: >>6629506

>>6629503
Pawn to a4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:23:18 No.6629506 Report

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>>6629505
dxe4

Gibs me dat white pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:23:59 No.6629507 Report

Quoted By: >>6629513

>>6629495
A fehér kezd, aztán a fekete.
Tehát a fehér jön most.
f1 -> d3 kezdőknek
b1 -> c3 haladóknak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:24:05 No.6629508 Report

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>>6629503
I assume you've meant bishop to d7

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:24:24 No.6629509 Report

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>>6629503
>what is a check

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:25:39 No.6629510 Report

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>>6629493
c7 - c5 is a strong move for black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:25:52 No.6629511 Report

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>>6629493
Playing as white I always open up with c4

If my opponent opens up with e4 I always try for the tennyson gambit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:26:41 No.6629512 Report

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>>6629493
e4 to e5 /thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:27:16 No.6629513 Report

Quoted By: >>6629516

>>6629507
Sorry, but I'm just a ROOKie
.
.
.
killme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:27:42 No.6629514 Report

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>>6629493
Pd5
Qd5
Kc3

If black is smart they'll pull queen back giving white a two turn headstart on developing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:29:01 No.6629515 Report

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make the horsie move past the other guys i like how they can do that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:29:22 No.6629516 Report

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>>6629513
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:30:26 No.6629517 Report

Quoted By: >>6629521 >>6629526 >>6629544

this is my favorite opening, the knight looks cool taking cover behind the pawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:31:17 No.6629518 Report

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https://youtu.be/JvoOBbChxb4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:31:40 No.6629519 Report

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>>6629498
g1 to f3
this is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:31:41 No.6629520 Report

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>>>/tg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:31:46 No.6629521 Report

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>>6629517
thats my opening too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:31:55 No.6629522 Report

Quoted By: >>6629533

>>6629495
That's a terrible move. White's best move is to capture the pawn and gain time on the queen. With 3. Nc3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:32:18 No.6629523 Report

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>>6629495
kek'd and check'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:32:25 No.6629524 Report

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haha this is almost like we are back again on our good old quarantined subrêddit amirite guys hahaxD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:33:21 No.6629525 Report

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>>6629493
The scandi is a Caro-kann bastard of an opening. White is almost +1 in most lines... use it only as a surprise weapon or a shortcut if you don't plan to be a professional chess player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:34:04 No.6629526 Report

Quoted By: >>6629527 >>6629530

>>6629517
c8 to e6

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:34:53 No.6629527 Report

Quoted By: >>6629534

>>6629526
Are you trying to play the worst move of all time? You're blocking your king's pawn...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:35:07 No.6629528 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:35:33 No.6629529 Report

Quoted By: >>6629532 >>6629538

Lets make Chess the game of White People, lets make it the game of /Pol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:36:05 No.6629530 Report

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>>6629526
the engine says that move is too retarded to even consider

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:36:18 No.6629531 Report

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>>6629493
>BMWF pairing
>it's the white KING's pawn vs black QUEEN's pawn
Learn your genders dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:36:21 No.6629532 Report

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>>6629529
Chess is the ultimate game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:36:43 No.6629533 Report

Quoted By: >>6629536 >>6629537

>>6629522
I prefer to put as many pieces in check at the beginning of the game as possible. The opponent usually gets confused eventually and when he fucks something up, the dominos start to fall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:37:13 No.6629534 Report

Quoted By: >>6629539

>>6629527
It's 4D chess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:37:17 No.6629535 Report

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>>6629528
kek Saved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:37:50 No.6629536 Report

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>>6629533
That is not anything resembling a strategy but ok mane

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:38:00 No.6629537 Report

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>>6629533

> when you realize magnus carlsen posts on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:38:11 No.6629538 Report

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>>6629529
It's too addictive. We are trying to accomplish in the real world, remember
>t. chess addict

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:38:10 No.6629539 Report

Quoted By: >>6629540

>>6629534
Oh... I'm not aware of how that works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:43:14 No.6629540 Report

Quoted By: >>6629541

>>6629539
Jews win in the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:44:16 No.6629541 Report

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>>6629540
.... és akkor Soros.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:46:15 No.6629542 Report

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>>6629541

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:49:34 No.6629543 Report

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-BREAKING-
FIDE just announce that 1. f3 e5
2. g4?? Qh4# will be known as TrumpThreeDee opening

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:49:42 No.6629544 Report

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>>6629517

Never play F4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:52:35 No.6629545 Report

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>>6629504
All theory

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9tvJV6e8 Tue 09 Oct 2018 22:25:17 No.6629705 Report

Quoted By: >>6630815

>>6629493
My favourite method is to move one of my pieces that is blocking a check to the enemy king to a square that threatens the enemy queen which guarantees that they’ll lose their queen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9tvJV6e8 Tue 09 Oct 2018 22:53:56 No.6629880 Report

Quoted By: >>6629899

>>6629493
Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FOODcepE Tue 09 Oct 2018 22:56:44 No.6629899 Report

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>>6629880
cool flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bCHBuErD Wed 10 Oct 2018 00:34:37 No.6630773 Report

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when are the 4chmods finally fixing the broken flags mane

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zc1mU12D Wed 10 Oct 2018 00:48:13 No.6630815 Report

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>>6629705
But what if they block the check with a capturing piece that then proceeds to check your own king?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5tPkoRiS Wed 10 Oct 2018 00:50:30 No.6630824 Report

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Anonymous ID:/hYYyD9+ Wed 10 Oct 2018 00:57:17 No.6630851 Report

Quoted By: >>6630858 >>6630894 >>6630951

>tfw graduated 4.0 in college, work as a programmer and good at my job
>can't even beat pc at chess on easy
>lose to high school dropouts in <10 turns
>played league/dota/hon for seven years and at the end still lost almost every game to people who had played for less than a week
>couldn't beat the first Portal game
>insanely absent-minded
why is structured/logical thinking impossible for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zc1mU12D Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:00:03 No.6630858 Report

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>>6630851
It's okay at least you graduated 4.0 in college, work as a programmer, and good at your job

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/hYYyD9+ Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:06:57 No.6630878 Report

Quoted By: >>6630941

>>6630858
NOT GOOD ENOUGH

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:e1FAufdz Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:08:51 No.6630894 Report

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>>6630851
LOSER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/hYYyD9+ Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:17:19 No.6630936 Report

Quoted By: >>6630943

>>6630894

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zc1mU12D Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:19:32 No.6630941 Report

Quoted By: >>6630945

>>6630878
I don't like you because you needed to brag about your career in a thread completely unrelated to it.

SHIT POST

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SHIT POST ID:e1FAufdz Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:19:56 No.6630943 Report

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>>6630936
Graduated college and your still a loser!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/hYYyD9+ Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:20:55 No.6630945 Report

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>>6630941
I'm not bragging, I just don't get why I'm good at that but bad at everything else involving logic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5tPkoRiS Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:23:32 No.6630951 Report

Quoted By: >>6630956

>>6630851
You should do better with that score imo.

Maybe you hate confrontation? I actually know a number of people like that. In fact, I Know this will sound like a meme but we Finns tend to be like that. Exactly like that. We are at our best if no one bothers us.
>the absolutely worst sales persons in the World

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/hYYyD9+ Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:26:09 No.6630956 Report

Quoted By: >>6630968

>>6630951
I do, but what would that have to do with facing computers/people I don't know online ??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5tPkoRiS Wed 10 Oct 2018 01:32:03 No.6630968 Report

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>>6630956
Forget them.

Listen.

Become a researcher in a National research institute. A fuckton of those in USA (jealous of you for this, seriously)

They won't kick you out once you settle in.

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