[8 / 2 / ?]
>be me
>High on the corporate ladder
>Out having dinner with CEO
>Both of us manly as shit
>Order steak as we discuss hard-hitting facts
>steak arrives
>cut into it and begin eating
>steak remains on fork as per masculinity agreement
>suddenly steak piece falls off fork
>only children eat their steak pre-cut
>CEO accuses me of being a child
>hands shake
>nice clothes turn to dust and all of my /fit/ muscles melt away
>I scream in agony as I grow a full fleged soibeard
>voice turns pathetic
>Squeal like a pig and run out of the resteraunt
>nice car bursts into flames and rusts when I get home
>flee to my room and go onto my computer
>post on 4chan
what do?
>High on the corporate ladder
>Out having dinner with CEO
>Both of us manly as shit
>Order steak as we discuss hard-hitting facts
>steak arrives
>cut into it and begin eating
>steak remains on fork as per masculinity agreement
>suddenly steak piece falls off fork
>only children eat their steak pre-cut
>CEO accuses me of being a child
>hands shake
>nice clothes turn to dust and all of my /fit/ muscles melt away
>I scream in agony as I grow a full fleged soibeard
>voice turns pathetic
>Squeal like a pig and run out of the resteraunt
>nice car bursts into flames and rusts when I get home
>flee to my room and go onto my computer
>post on 4chan
what do?
