Once upon a midnight dreary, making shitposts weak and weary,
Over many a queer and dubious trainwreck of forgotten board,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I saw a trapping,
Which got me gently fapping, fapping at a sissy whore.
`'Tis some twink,' I muttered, `fapping at this sissy whore -
Traps aren't gay, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I doth rember it was in the bleak December,
And each time I saw some member spamming the shit out of my board.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From r/banter surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the shitpost war -
For the rare and radiant funpost whom the britbongs spammed with gore -
Anonymous here for evermore.
And the grinning kot's uncertain rustling of the janny's jimmies
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic mirth never felt before;
But now, to still the beating of my meat, I stood repeating
`'Tis some newfag entreating entrance at my image board -
Some late newfag entreating entrance at my image board; -
It was very clear he should lurk more,'
Presently boredom grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam (male), your removal I implore;
But the fact is I was posting, and so gently you came boasting,
And so faintly you were posting, dumb frogs in my image board,
That I scarce was sure you've been here even at all before.
Stop posting here and lurk some more.'
Deep into r/banter peering, long I stood there gloating, cheering,
Trolling, baiting burgers no mortal ever dared to bait before;
Yet their ranks remained unbroken, and their education gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered, `Yuropoor!'
This they whispered, and an echo cried back, `Yuropoor!'
But they still get shot forever more.
