>be me
>bored on a Friday night
>decide to tune into the Daily Wire livestream
>not really my kind of thing but whatever
>tune in and hear Ben (((Shapiro))) whining about libtards or something
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>keep listening
>finally nearing the end of the stream
>decide to send in a chat saying "Karl Marx did nothing wrong" for shits and giggles
>stream ends suddenly
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>I hear thunderous crashes and screams from all the houses around me
>suddenly it all stops
>my door bursts open
>Ben Shapiro charges at me full speed covered in blood and with an erect cock
>I've been waiting for this moment
>whip out my copy of Mein Kampf and clamp it over his penis
>Shapiro starts screeching but is still coming at me
>grab his manlet arms and hold him down
>scream holohoax facts at him
"Why would there be wooden doors in a gas chamber?!"
"How can you gas 6 million people in 2 years when it takes 2.5 hours to burn a body?!"
>the man who barged into my home now has turned into a shriveled and graying skeleton. His skin is paper thin.
>he's shivering and crying on the floor of my living room
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>lean in closer
>he tries to crawl away
>its too late
>I whisper in his ear
"Israel is an illegitimate state"
>the cry of a thousand leftist souls emits from his lungs as he fades into nothingness
>tfw I killed Ben Shapiro

How was your night guys?