>be me
>an actual faggot that's depressed
>really want to kill myself but i figured i'd at least try the prevention online chat
> in a queue with 76 other people near my zip code
>feelsbad.cad
>wait 2.5 hours
>finally it's my turn
>have to sign up in order to chat
>whatever
>finally join what seems like a chat room
"Thank you for logging on to Crisis Chat. Please wait at least a few minutes for the next available chat specialist."
> it's 4 hours later and no one answers
>thanks chat specialists

and whenever you mention you're depressed people proudly promote this shit? anyways what are the suicide methods with the highest success percentage?