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Anonymous ID:NLGLAja8 Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:25:47 No.6665171 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6665458 >>6666136 >>6667242

Can we have one of those?
Pic related.
I'll start.

>live in Kanto
>be Gym leader
>presumably you're an adult.
>ton s of kids come to you without any legal guardian to "fight" you
>you will battle them forever if you win
>you will lose against any kid having an IQ +75
>you will pay them money and give everyone a gift
>you're not allowed to train or change your Pokemon team
>you're not allowed move inside your Gym
>you're not allowed to take a break from fighting
>you're not allowed to ever leave the Gym

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:KFX7VgIP Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:26:17 No.6665174 Report

Quoted By: >>6665178

who are you quoting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLGLAja8 Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:27:13 No.6665178 Report

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>>6665174
Brock from Pokemon Gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JP1Lkb0e Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:32:35 No.6665202 Report

Quoted By: >>6665212

>get tickets to NFL game
>every play is play action deep pass
>losing team suddenly disappears in the middle of a game

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLGLAja8 Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:34:21 No.6665212 Report

Quoted By: >>6665242

>>6665202

Wtf what game ist this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IVtaFHTv Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:35:30 No.6665215 Report

Quoted By: >>6665221

>dude in demon armor shows up in town
>shouts at a guard and the guard goes flying to his death
>guard talks to him and then forgets about the murder
>the mysterious shouting guy drops 500 cheese wheels on the ground then leaves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLGLAja8 Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:36:56 No.6665221 Report

Quoted By:

>>6665215

Lmao this is great if oc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JP1Lkb0e Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:40:56 No.6665242 Report

Quoted By:

>>6665212
Call if duty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23es+6tG Sun 14 Oct 2018 01:52:16 No.6665319 Report

Quoted By: >>6665415

>be on guard duty
>see traveller
>ask if he's heard of the high elves
>see traveller
>ask if he's heard of the high elves
repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLGLAja8 Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:03:50 No.6665415 Report

Quoted By: >>6665457

>>6665319

I feel that skyrim is way to easy and riddled with weirdness.
Have this:

>be king
>have hundreds of subjects and a flourishing economy
>your land is secure
>foreign unit of Warriors appears
>it's like u, just wears blue stripes instead of red, like yours
>disappears in the distance
>your advisors are scared who those strangers might be, no words were exchanged.
>next second a black machine with 4 wheels pulls up
>literally smashes your walls instantly, kills off your entire army
>chaos and destruction in the city, you have no clue what's going on
>your people lay dying in the streets while the 4 wheeled steel chariot without horses crushes your kingdom wall riding your base for fun
>not a single word who it was, nor what it is nor why it happened
>be eradicated to the last unit from the planet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IVVSoIXQ Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:12:15 No.6665457 Report

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>>6665415

Age of Empires with cheats?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EzmbhVo3 Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:12:26 No.6665458 Report

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>>6665171

>bla
>ble
>bli
>blo
>blu

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SataniaFag !SataniaF9Q ID:/65+tOx+ Sun 14 Oct 2018 02:20:40 No.6665498 Report

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>be young conscript Ivan Ivanov
>get deployed to Muslim shithole
>do nothing but patrol and shoot the occasional sandnigger trespasser
>do nothing for months except drink and patrol some sand
>spot something crawling in the grass
>what the fuck, thats not a towelhead
>a fucking boomer storms my camp
>boomer's hand takes flight and knocks Vladimir out of the watchtower
>confusedscreaming.jpg
>try calling for reinforcements
>fucking boomer threw a grenade in the radio station
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IoNmahzz Sun 14 Oct 2018 03:50:21 No.6666136 Report

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>>6665171
>be whiterun guard
>see pic related every roam
>cant do anything about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F0uO66sg Sun 14 Oct 2018 07:16:19 No.6667242 Report

Quoted By:

>>6665171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUpvQEfMJsY

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