I’m a millennial male republican. I have lots of friends. Lots and lots of friends from all social & political persuasions. It’s very common but unspoken knowledge that Republican or right leaning men are more masculine and just generally better men than Democratic left leaning men. This is not a joke. In close circles & when it’s safe the ladies often chat about how lame and pathetic the Lefty boys are compared to the Right men. This is going to sound crass, unscientific, childish etc…but rest assured it is pretty much a proven fact that Lefty boys have smaller genitals then Right men. This is based on the general populations not celebrities or pro athletes. Especially with pro-athletes you will see men with larger junk pretending to be Lefty because that’s what their agents tell them is best for their career, but otherwise through the general population the data proves that Lefty guys have less robust penis and testicles than Right men.

Besides genital size, what other ways are people from the right better than people from the left?