Hello, I am here for the job interview but before we start I need starting pay of 50,000 dollars a year with a 20% increase each year, full health benefits, 5 hour workdays 4 days a week with one hour lunch that is counted towards the 5 hours, I dont wake up before noon so I can begin work at 2pm, ill need 4 months vacation a year that includes pay and full retirement benefits with pension after 10 years of work. So when do I start?