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Anonymous ID:zoI5wbdV Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:27:48 No.6675447 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6675456 >>6675458 >>6675476

In china there's a profession where you can sniff farts and be paid over 50K USD for it.

Why isn't this profession anywhere else in the world?

It's not fair guys!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TP72C4C Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:29:39 No.6675456 Report

Quoted By: >>6675462

>>6675447
what the fuck? can you pretend that you sniffed that crap?

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:1exnsC89 Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:29:50 No.6675458 Report

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>>6675447
>>6675447
dat ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TP72C4C Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:30:33 No.6675461 Report

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btw this is a fucking beautiful ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zoI5wbdV Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:31:09 No.6675462 Report

Quoted By: >>6675471 >>6675474 >>6675478 >>6677465

>>6675456
https://gizmodo.com/5966617/job-opportunity-how-about-an-exciting-career-as-a-professional-fart-smeller/amp

We kid you not; there are people out there being paid to smell others' farts and diagnose physical health based on their various odours. And not only that, it pays well, with reports of professional fart smellers in China being paid up to US$50,000 per year.

Think you've got what it takes to hone your hooter and examine anal emissions? Read on.

According to Chinese news sources, the hottest career in health and physical well-being right now focuses entirely on analysing the smells of others' rectal gas.
By picking up on traces sweet, savoury, bitter and even meaty aromas, these brave anal analyzers are allegedly able to identify illnesses and pinpoint their location in the body.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBANwYwx Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:32:32 No.6675465 Report

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ok, this is going straight to /biz/
fartsmelling on blockchain here we go

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9TP72C4C Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:35:14 No.6675471 Report

Quoted By: >>6675487

>>6675462
Ok.. I almost threw up by just reading text, and yes, that sounds stupid based that could be almost impossible to analise people health by sniffing their fucking fart.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TP72C4C Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:37:04 No.6675474 Report

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>>6675462
like how they were supposed to prevent disease by sniffing fart?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/LculNH Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:37:36 No.6675476 Report

Quoted By: >>6675490

>>6675447
fucking disgusting, why is this even a real fetish, it's literally methane expelled from the place you shit, it's not attractive, it's fucking gross, you have to be a desperate and depraved cunt to like farts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:p+e2jwgP Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:37:52 No.6675478 Report

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>>6675462
>meaty aromas

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zoI5wbdV Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:41:58 No.6675487 Report

Quoted By: >>6675502

>>6675471
Who cares as long as your clientele consists of fit braphogs who are concerned about their health.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o8fPKLCf Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:43:09 No.6675490 Report

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>>6675476
actually, it does smell different from bacteria to bacteria
salmonella has somehow rottem fishe smell
E.coli has fucking pure fart smell
shigella is the most disgusting one
anyway bacteria forms in your body and make different odor combined with what you ate
My only problem with that job is WHY the fuck they use people which is subjective time to time as a measurement

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZWkwG07 Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:44:36 No.6675493 Report

Quoted By: >>6675506 >>6675511

I smell my mom’s farts everyday. It doesn’t pay very well though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9TP72C4C Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:47:49 No.6675502 Report

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>>6675487
Cringe. I actually care af anon, i would never sniff people's poo aroma

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/

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honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:1exnsC89 Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:48:25 No.6675506 Report

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>>6675493

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TP72C4C Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:49:31 No.6675511 Report

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>>6675493
rare flag
dont wonder why you smell you mom's fart

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MZXc+liF Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:50:06 No.6675513 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KE1XS4md Mon 15 Oct 2018 06:53:23 No.6675522 Report

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>get paid to inhale braps
someone tell /fit/ about this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k7zVHE5g Mon 15 Oct 2018 08:58:13 No.6675865 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:obr8JBGe Mon 15 Oct 2018 13:26:58 No.6677465 Report

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>>6675462
The best thing is, you just KNOW that it's OVERWHELMINGLY going to be women who are dumb enough to fall for this scam.

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