"Hey retarded incels,
My name is Anonymous, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are namefags, avatarfags, or memeflaggers who spend every second of their day playing gay identity games on an anonymous image board. You are everything bad in this chan. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any anonymity? I mean, I guess it's fun ironically pretending to be discord and reddit combined, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of anime.
Don't rely on identity. Just hit me with your best post. I'm definitely not perfect. The last part of this post usually relies on bragging about your positive qualities, but I don't really have that many to speak of, so I'm just writing this to fill the space and I'd like to remind you that even if this seems to be contradictory to other posts you may or may not attribute to me I want to assure you that this is a shitpost and therefore irrelevant and also I didn't make those posts you want to credit me with anyway.
Pic Unrelated: it's Satori and she's pretty cute