[14 / 2 / ?]
I'm bored and could write a (bad) fucking roman right now. Want some thought of yours written down in a big text? Gib ideas.>inb4 You know, usually i don't read these posts... No, I never read them because I already see they're garbage and they are wasting my time. Ironically, I usually waste time of other people myself because I like to write stupidly big texts even though the meaning of it could be written in, let's say, 4 letters and a semicolon. Maybe that's just my kind. Maybe I'm just extremely hyperactive and can't stop typing because the whole text runs through my mind with the speed of light. Maybe I'm just a fucking Autist. I, myself, would call this an art though. The art of extracting small texts into big, mainly useless, texts. It's an art which isn't hard to learn or isn't hard to do, it simply takes a little time and passion. Not even creativity is demanded because, sometimes, you can just extend what you want to say. Add a phrase here, add a phrase there. Every phrase is related to the phrase before and there's never a big change of the topic. In the end you have a massive text which simply wants to express the 4 letters "tl" and "dr" with a semicolon dividing (can you say dividing? It's not a colon, haha) them. Maybe you can do this too once, but I wouldn't recommend it because it's, how I already said (or think I said, maybe even I forgot that I didn't say it), a massive waste of your, mine, him, her... Let's say, everyone's time! Cheerio and have a good night, or day. Timezones differ. It's evening here right now. I say good evening. Because I know that it's true for me.
Anonymous
>>6680308 I’m bringing the party to you
Anonymous
>>6680308 Who was really to blame for WWI?
Anonymous
>>6680308 A guy is high on computer duster, with the rope around his neck, about to kick the chair when suddenly the doorbell rings
PD
Quoted By:
>>6680308 I don’t like gays.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Oh jesus fucking christ I'll probably write all night on these.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6680318 Should this be an idea for me? I don't get it. Whatever. Parties it should be? I never really was to a party not related to a birthday or fete day, so I can't really say much about these. I was on, I don't know if you can call it a party, a small meetup with friends from old days though. It was really fun back then especially because 2 of them were extremely high and 1 had probably had an alcohol level over 2. I got both, drunk and high and told them about all my worries which basically ruined the whole meetup. I told them about my depressive thoughts and my abusive father. I forgot a lot of what they said but the high ones tried to comfort me with words while the drunk guy slept in on my lap, listened and later vomited on me. I was high enough to think that's funny and drunk enough to not be disgusted by all of his vomit on my laps. After a while I laid myself on the couch and slept in while the high ones cleaned up the mess and went to McDonalds getting a meal for me. I know, I think you can't call this a party, maybe you could've called it one before I showed up. After I ate something I slept in on the couch while the drunk one was on the ground. Don't worry, the ground was carpeted so it probably wasn't so bad for him. He was pretty chubby too, so the high ones probably couldn't lift him up and place him somewhere more comfortable. I'm sorry for telling you this story, it's not even a story about a party but I didn't know what to tell you otherwise, because, how I said already in the fifth phrase, I never was on a real one. Maybe my thought of a real party is just influenced by all the Hollywood movies, where the house parties are filled up with young people and lots of loud music. Sorry.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
write about me
Anonymous
>>6680322 Maybe we should look into history books for this first. Of course, we can't go back to Adam or Eve for this. Or Evolution. Or the Universe. So let's just go from Serbia's reasons to assassinate Sarajevo. Probably it wasn't the government of Serbia, but a part of the people who lived there. Why didn't they like him? I don't fucking know because I didn't do any research about this bullshit topic right now. I simply know that he was assassinated in 1914. Maybe they didn't like his love for pets? Maybe Serbs didn't like pets? Maybe Sarajevo liked pets so much and Serbs hated them so much that they have pointed their hate towards him. I would say this could be a scenario. I can't confirm that it was like that, but who can? No one can. Yes. No one can. The reasons that were actually there were just assumptions. Maybe these assumptions were right too, but that doesn't mean that Sarajevo wasn't killed just because of these reasons they assumed. Maybe his love to pets was a big reason too in the consideration of the Serbs to assassinate him? So, his love to pets were the reason why he was assassinated, and where did he get that love for pets? From his stepdad. You say he didn't have a stepdad? Well, then you're in the wrong because I believe he had a stepdad. He was just acting like his real dad. So, his stepdad always brought pets to their home and he loved them. He loved them so much that he decided to love them forever and ever. So his stepdad was the reason? Not yet! The reason why he brought pets to their home was because, because the Serbs hated pets, they have thrown them out of their country. And he adopted them. So the Serbs hate of pets was the reason after all. But why did Serbs hate pets? Well, that's even a crazier story. In early ages, around 20'000 BC, Swiss birds have tyrannized the Serbs. The Swiss have trained these animals specially for attacking the Serbs, because they hated their cheese. Back then, the Serbs made the best cheese in the world.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
CONTINUATION of
>>6680589 After the Swiss have banished the Serbs from the Alps, they took over their land and stole their cheese recipes. The Serbs didn't know though that the Swiss have trained these birds to attack them so they flee. So they made the birds responsible. Because birds were popular pets back then, they generalized and hated all pets from that point on. So the Swiss from 20'000 BC were the reason. But why did they want the recipe for the cheese? Actually, that's really easy to answer. They were Jews and thought the scripts back then which said "The one with the yellow substance may be rich forever" meant cheese with yellow substance. They later found out that they meant gold with yellow substance, but they liked the cheese so much that they changed the scripts to something more explicit and officially changed yellow gold to cheese. After the Romans read it they gave all their gold to the Swiss in exchange for gold. The Jews had won land, cheese and gold at the same time. Their greed was the reason why WW1 happened. Why they were greedy is self-explanatory. They were Jews.
Anonymous
>>6680326 You know that high when you have 30 mg cocaine in your nose? Because I have this and my heart stopped for a moment. Funnily this isn't even a joke, I almost died when writing the last text. Don't worry, I don't give too much a fuck about life and I wouldn't be a big loss in this world. No one really would be. I somehow hoped for a moment that I'd actually die. I stopped writing for a moment, and thought about the person who sees me, sitting here, dead in front of a computer writing stupid stories on 4chan with extreme amounts of cocaine next to me. I won't take another line, don't worry guys. Whatever, high on computer duster? I never used that shit but let's write a one kilometre (yeah, metRE! Suck it, American correction helper!) long text about it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6681057 lol, imagine if he actually died by overdosing coke.
retard
F
