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Oh fuck
I had a picture of mine on a pile of fifty pound notes. Other fucking phone.
Got a nice Police one. Thought I was getting an Apple Watch this weekend. Turns out she’s bought me a scooter, which I far prefer since it costs 10x as much (£5,000 not £500). I lost two watches recently. One in a jet ski accident while drowning and one left hanging on a radiator in Angels 56.