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Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:10:07 No.6692379 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6692395 >>6692398 >>6692447 >>6692473 >>6694173 >>6694563

People should seriously start hanging biodegradable toilet paper next to urinals. Shaking off the drops from your dick is literally caveman-tier. Also you constantly run the risk of smacking the guy next to you in the face with your bellend.
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Also have this song that's kinda weird but kinda cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s35RIQu-9HM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sl0u5Xpb Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:12:25 No.6692395 Report

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>>6692379
Wait are you serious? Guys shake their dicks at urinals? No fucking way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:anHHvE7N Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:12:47 No.6692398 Report

Quoted By: >>6692409

>>6692379
my why are you shaking it side to side, when a true man shakes it up and down. besides unless you're shaking it with the force of 1000 wanks you shouldn't even be in risk of hitting anyone with your drops of pee. besides where would you put the toilet paper after you're done? lots of urinals have no water unless you flush to save on water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:36OSumSs Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:13:40 No.6692401 Report

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just let the drops of piss go all over your pants like a true Chad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:14:48 No.6692409 Report

Quoted By: >>6692415

>>6692398
Not hit them in the face with the drops of pee but with your bellend
Always so embarrassing when that happens

Also maybe you could invent some rapidly degradable toilet paper that disintegrates when the next person comes pissing on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:anHHvE7N Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:15:58 No.6692415 Report

Quoted By: >>6692438

>>6692409
did you make this thread just to brag about how large your dick is?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:19:52 No.6692438 Report

Quoted By: >>6692453

>>6692415
implying that's not how all my threads go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qob/9GfM Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:21:16 No.6692447 Report

Quoted By: >>6692482

>>6692379
u dont shake it u dumbnuts, u jack it a few times back and forth

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:anHHvE7N Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:22:20 No.6692453 Report

Quoted By: >>6692478

>>6692438
but said serious. i thought you were being serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sVrxc0ie Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:26:34 No.6692473 Report

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>>6692379
i wipe with TP at home - i will caveman milk it out in the wild though

t. subscribed to blog

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Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:27:47 No.6692478 Report

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>>6692453
implying I have the capability of being serious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:28:19 No.6692482 Report

Quoted By: >>6692489

>>6692447
wait but doesn't that make you hard
especially standing next to other men

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:36OSumSs Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:30:43 No.6692489 Report

Quoted By: >>6692491

>>6692482
only if youre gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:31:54 No.6692491 Report

Quoted By: >>6692494

>>6692489
I'm not gay just perpetually horny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:36OSumSs Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:33:18 No.6692494 Report

Quoted By: >>6692506

>>6692491
That still makes you gay, or at least bisexual I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:36:56 No.6692506 Report

Quoted By: >>6692567

>>6692494
No I don't think it does
I can't control my dick he just does his own thing
That's not my fault now is it

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Anonymous ID:anHHvE7N Wed 17 Oct 2018 14:52:57 No.6692567 Report

Quoted By: >>6692673

>>6692506
if u think of men or dicks and u get hard you're gay nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2Vqkpi/9 Wed 17 Oct 2018 15:16:20 No.6692673 Report

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>>6692567
>if u think
Did you just read my post nigga
Sometimes I'm even starting to doubt whether my dick is even connected to my brain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tfKPqaz4 Wed 17 Oct 2018 15:21:21 No.6692703 Report

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So I come to /bant/ and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
/bant/ what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

Anyway, how do I get a personality? Having mental breakdowns weekly because I feel like I have no soul is kinda tiresome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DzvQHOD Wed 17 Oct 2018 19:53:50 No.6694173 Report

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>>6692379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2DzvQHOD Wed 17 Oct 2018 20:39:52 No.6694563 Report

Quoted By:

>>6692379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

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