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Anonymous ID:k6GG/uG4 Tue 23 May 2017 02:05:33 No.669509 View View Reply Original Report

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What would you put in a prologue / foreward for the Bible?

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Anonymous ID:8DJ0QltB Tue 23 May 2017 02:06:21 No.669520 Report

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>>669509
hentai dounjins

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Anonymous ID:RWT6oA6s Tue 23 May 2017 02:07:20 No.669535 Report

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Official fanfiction created by Christian Weston Chandler (CW) (tm) (c)
Do not steal
I am the one and only true and authentic writer of this fanfic

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Anonymous ID:7lsyWyRx Tue 23 May 2017 02:07:48 No.669542 Report

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>>669520
I-its evolving !

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Anonymous ID:8DJ0QltB Tue 23 May 2017 02:09:22 No.669575 Report

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>>669542
it is indeed.

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Anonymous ID:ifyUiQKg Tue 23 May 2017 02:09:29 No.669581 Report

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

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Anonymous ID:/grUo5Rj Tue 23 May 2017 02:10:51 No.669598 Report

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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Anonymous ID:lYBJM2d3 Tue 23 May 2017 02:18:53 No.669708 Report

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I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again;
he ascended into heaven,
he is seated at the right hand of the Father,
and he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

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Anonymous ID:CAqfSh7q Tue 23 May 2017 02:21:18 No.669734 Report

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>>669581
came here to post this

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Anonymous ID:KCRey8q7 Tue 23 May 2017 02:25:23 No.669809 Report

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>>669509
>Did you enjoy this book? You may also like "The Quran" and "The Book of Mormon". Available now at a bookstore near YOU!

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Anonymous ID:VAVF7uSO Tue 23 May 2017 02:33:09 No.669965 Report

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Bismillah arahman arahim

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Anonymous ID:qwJlgEWY Tue 23 May 2017 02:36:22 No.670024 Report

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>>669509

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Anonymous ID:r7clFijZ Tue 23 May 2017 02:38:06 No.670066 Report

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>>669581
This.

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Anonymous ID:d8eT6xtt Tue 23 May 2017 02:44:48 No.670210 Report

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>>669509
this

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

I'm a 19 year old jew.

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Anonymous ID:HOOEGMe9 Tue 23 May 2017 02:50:34 No.670314 Report

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>>669509
This is purely a work of fiction.
Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner.

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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Anonymous ID:RTxpklrE Tue 23 May 2017 02:50:38 No.670317 Report

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It wouldn't be a prologue but it would be this picture

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Anonymous ID:/grUo5Rj Tue 23 May 2017 02:52:26 No.670360 Report

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>>670314 why are you repeating what i said

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Anonymous ID:93ihDcQd Tue 23 May 2017 03:08:00 No.670632 Report

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all the information available about the people that wrote it and compiled it to begin with

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Anonymous ID:/5ZdRyFt Tue 23 May 2017 03:13:29 No.670734 Report

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>>669581
It's a history book, dipshit.

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Anonymous ID:/5ZdRyFt Tue 23 May 2017 03:15:38 No.670782 Report

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>>670314
kek

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Anonymous ID:/cjUO5MD Tue 23 May 2017 03:18:30 No.670830 Report

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>>669509
Kill yourself if you actually believe this

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Anonymous ID:+UolZse7 Tue 23 May 2017 03:23:49 No.670930 Report

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>>669509
Genesis

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Anonymous ID:d8eT6xtt Tue 23 May 2017 03:24:57 No.670949 Report

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>>669598
>>670314
>>670830

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Anonymous ID:SCN/Q29o Tue 23 May 2017 03:31:18 No.671061 Report

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

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Anonymous ID:Apyg0G9q Tue 23 May 2017 03:35:43 No.671120 Report

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PARENTAL ADVISORY:

animu lewd

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Anonymous ID:3yp123ws Tue 23 May 2017 03:54:56 No.671504 Report

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>>669509
the contents in this book have been re-written and translated numerous times. you are reading what has been selected for you.

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Anonymous ID:y5rsz1tp Tue 23 May 2017 04:00:25 No.671615 Report

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>>669509
>What would you put in a prologue / foreward for the Bible?

1500 mics of Owsley acid and an inscription reading HOLD ON TIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

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