To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to masturbate to prolapsed anuses. The erotic undertones are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the asscheeks the sharts will flood over a typical newfags head. There's also Hiro's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his advertations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from American capitalism, for instance. The oldfags understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this anus, to realise that they're not just holes- they say something deep about PORN. As a consequence newfags who dislike this ad truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the anus's existential catchphrase BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP which itself is a cryptic reference to the chinese food I had last night. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hiro's genius wit unfolds itself on their web browsers. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a waffle. And no, you cannot eat it. It's for the ladies' mouth only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
