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Anonymous ID:otnffnue Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:05:17 No.6701081 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6701094 >>6701103 >>6701119 >>6701145 >>6701169 >>6702727 >>6702738 >>6702751 >>6703431 >>6704343 >>6705165

ITT: You're locked in a sealed room with a capybara and a hand grenade.

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VGqiZ9RY Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:08:11 No.6701089 Report

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hot potato

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:imCD4KOU Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:10:11 No.6701094 Report

Quoted By: >>6701103 >>6702322 >>6702735 >>6704353

>>6701081
Fuck the capybara

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:10:46 No.6701099 Report

Quoted By: >>6701109

What material are the walls and floor made from?
What are the dimensions of the room?
Is the capybara aggressive?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fS3m1dJ/ Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:13:16 No.6701103 Report

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>>6701081
>otnffnue
>>6701094
>imCD4KOU
Those are some good IDs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:13:57 No.6701109 Report

Quoted By: >>6701176

>>6701099
Also, is the room oxygenated and if so from what source does air enter this room?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GwKjyB1g Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:16:22 No.6701119 Report

Quoted By: >>6701125

>>6701081
Pet the capybara and bring it back home to take care of it and give it a good comfy life. They so cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:17:52 No.6701125 Report

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>>6701119
Incorrect. OP needs to find a way to exit the room first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:22:17 No.6701139 Report

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None of you guys are taking my sleuthing seriousli

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pt4UQRnT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:24:04 No.6701143 Report

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Knock on the walls to see if any of them are hollow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5N+pPnDB Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:24:34 No.6701145 Report

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>>6701081
Use capybaras good sense of smell to smell out the exit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TidGeNh+ Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:25:23 No.6701148 Report

Quoted By: >>6701164

Well, you need to get the grenade inside the capybara. It might shield you from the blast, but only maybe. If it doesn't you die, and that's fine too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:28:42 No.6701164 Report

Quoted By: >>6701171

>>6701148
OP did not mention the size of the room. If the room is large enough and the walls are not resistant to explosives then you could throw the grenade from one corner to the opposite corner and blow your way out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pt4UQRnT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:29:25 No.6701169 Report

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>>6701081
op starved in the room nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TidGeNh+ Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:29:44 No.6701171 Report

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>>6701164
Yes, but for safety measures you could use that oversized guinea pig as a softener,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tc5b0gSK Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:30:43 No.6701176 Report

Quoted By: >>6701188

>>6701109
you would dehydrate before you suffocate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:34:23 No.6701188 Report

Quoted By: >>6701204 >>6701221

>>6701176
Accurate point. I mostly asked to determine if I could exploit the source somehow. If there is a ventilation system then it implies this is a larger complex than a simple room and the positioning of the vent may help me determine where the neighboring rooms are located.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:39:34 No.6701204 Report

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>>6701188
Plus the sounds coming from the vents above could be used to help me trace the path of the ventilation system to a degree.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tc5b0gSK Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:45:17 No.6701221 Report

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>>6701188
ah, didn't think of that at all
though I have determined (if my math is correct which I wouldn't count on) that you would have enough air for a fortnight
I would guess you could get ~50lbs of capybara to sustain you, as well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tc5b0gSK Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:48:01 No.6701233 Report

Quoted By: >>6701247

so maybe after exhausting all other options like a capybara bone chisel, pile up the rotting meat in the corner on top of the nade, then duck and cover

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:50:36 No.6701247 Report

Quoted By: >>6701265 >>6701272

>>6701233
To make a chisel from its bones you would either need a sharp object or you would have to break them in such a way that the broken off piece is sharp.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tc5b0gSK Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:54:56 No.6701265 Report

Quoted By: >>6701282

>>6701247
rip it's jaw off and use its enamel coated chompers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:55:38 No.6701272 Report

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>>6701247
Plus this assumes that you found a way to rip open the Capybara. It would be difficult to do by hand, so if you are in a scenario where the bones are exposed odds are you have already exhausted your grenade via force feeding it to the Capybara, which would have likely exposed its bones for use.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 16:57:23 No.6701282 Report

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>>6701265
Didn't consider this. Brutal, but I could see this working as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Thu 18 Oct 2018 17:04:54 No.6701308 Report

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Yep there is definitely chiseling material here to work with, if OP this that desperate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:otnffnue Thu 18 Oct 2018 19:56:46 No.6702322 Report

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>>6701094

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1IOk7gOP Thu 18 Oct 2018 21:25:29 No.6702721 Report

Quoted By: >>6704480

Put the grenade in the capybara and have it be like a meaty indoor firework

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:esOv9AZB Thu 18 Oct 2018 21:26:14 No.6702727 Report

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>>6701081
get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AB4P8EOu Thu 18 Oct 2018 21:27:22 No.6702735 Report

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>>6701094
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RwrXvTqS Thu 18 Oct 2018 21:27:38 No.6702738 Report

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>>6701081
Vorrtrek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qJHTWBIi Thu 18 Oct 2018 21:29:09 No.6702751 Report

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>>6701081
Put the capybara in a corner, throw the grenade at an opposite corner then run to the corner that has the capybara there. It's the only way to escape

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srVHLwn3 Thu 18 Oct 2018 23:05:11 No.6703431 Report

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>>6701081
hijack the capybara and the grenade

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/RX1B6Af Fri 19 Oct 2018 02:27:08 No.6704343 Report

Quoted By: >>6704540

>>6701081
acknowledge that there is no wall and leave

Quoted By:

>>6701094
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lN97i4Z2 Fri 19 Oct 2018 02:56:07 No.6704480 Report

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>>6702721
this, every day is july 4th

Ąnonymous

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Ąnonymous ID:mOpmqPzy Fri 19 Oct 2018 03:12:20 No.6704538 Report

Quoted By: >>6705147

I figured out the dimensions of at least one side using the capybara as a measuring unit. A capybara grows on average to 106-134 cm, so I averaged that to get a length of 120cm. From there I used the capybara units to approximate the length and height of the side wall (behind wall behind the character).
Length = 326.57cm
Height = 153.74cm
It's hard to determine the width since it's unknown how far away the camera is from the side. Somebody might make use of the info, though. The room seems quite small however, so I'm not sure if you could blow up the wall without damaging yourself.

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Fri 19 Oct 2018 03:12:41 No.6704540 Report

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>>6704343
Absolutely 4th dimensional.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePaY93K2 Fri 19 Oct 2018 03:27:29 No.6704611 Report

Quoted By: >>6704627

Pet the capybara until I die of thirst

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KM2PWcuR Fri 19 Oct 2018 03:32:02 No.6704627 Report

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>>6704611
Basato e puro

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Anonymous ID:dSRcpGwT Fri 19 Oct 2018 04:12:55 No.6705147 Report

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>>6704538
>local /bant/ anon unleashes weaponized autism on an entirely hypothetical scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VlBoi9GS Fri 19 Oct 2018 04:17:29 No.6705165 Report

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>>6701081
i proceed to pet the capybara

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