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King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 03:02:53 No.670540 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>670593 >>672445 >>674122 >>674192 >>674233 >>674681 >>674772 >>676691

New thread, will reply to fair maiden next

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:05:26 No.670593 Report

Quoted By: >>670650 >>670759

>>670540

>The King appeared to be covered in many scrapes and scratches - his ornately decorated armor was marred by a recent conflict with the tower's star guardian.
"Oh your Majesty, I... I knew that if someone would come to rescue me, it would be you! Wait, before I forget, take this! It's my favor, I need to give it to the noble man who saved me!"
>Handing Angmar x1 Silk Favorchief

"But, his place- it- it's a wizard tower! Wizards build these structures around the realm and use them to house their experiments and store maidens! I don't know how I know that but for some reason I think that this isn't the first one I've been trapped in! But I can't remember anything else I just woke up in here one day and the lower floors were guarded by these killer statues! They're armed with these weapons that can-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzd7OJmlqmM

"Oh no..."

>>669811
>>670107

>Dark figures creep toward you from the shadows, their every movement accompanied by an eerie mechanical whine. Two robots emerge, glaring at you with their singular eyes and brandishing some type of laser cannon. Trailing behind is a third tracked machine that appears to be pulsating light.

>Encounter:

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [40/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [40/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [20/20 HP, 40/40 MP]

>Sirkku and Angmar get the initiative!

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 03:08:42 No.670650 Report

Quoted By: >>670656 >>670759 >>670841 >>670927

>>670593
I'm about to reply, when machines once again appear. My mouth closes and returns to its scowl, and I turn away from the maiden to face the enemy.

"More of them...I expected nothing less."

Once more I pull out my sword, and it flashes white hot, blue flames licking up from its blade. But as I did last time, I simply thrust my left hand forward, willing 10 MP into it to grab SoldatRobo B by its leg in an iron grip...from a distance, of course.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 03:09:02 No.670656 Report

Quoted By:

>>670650
This tactic is never going to work for me is it...

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:14:30 No.670759 Report

Quoted By: >>670841 >>670872 >>670905 >>670927

>>670650

"Eeek, the statures- they're heywire now that you've tripped the alarm! The console in this room can control it I think but I've got no idea how to work it!"

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- Potion of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

>>670593

>Pulling out a blue book from her arms and rooting through the pages, Sirkku extends the palms of her hands and attempts to cast Frost Nova! (15 MP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:18:58 No.670841 Report

Quoted By: >>670872 >>670905 >>670957 >>670960

>>670650

>Your attempts at binding the robots continue to fail as their inhuman strengh overcomes the force exerted.

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [40/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [40/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [40/20 HP, 40/40 MP]

>>670759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqxKNEmlBCI
>Testing your magical abilities out in the field for the first time, a cone of frost extends from your palm as the robots find their lower extremities freezing in place!

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [16/20 HP, 40/40 MP]

SoldatRobo A rolls to save against *Hold*. (Difficulty 5)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:20:12 No.670872 Report

Quoted By: >>670960

>>670841

SoldatRobo A is held!
SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP [*Held* 4/5], 20/20 MP]

>>670759

SoldatRobo B rolls to save against *Hold*. (Difficulty 5)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:21:50 No.670905 Report

Quoted By: >>670960

>>670841

SoldatRobo B is held!
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP [*Held* 2/3], 20/20 MP]

>>670759

Discobot rolls to save against *Hold*. (Difficulty 5)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:23:34 No.670927 Report

Quoted By:

>>670650
>>670759

Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [16/20 HP, 40/40 MP]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaeMhlFdTMU
Discobot used Disco Strobe! (-8 MP)

>Disco Strobe (8 MP) - Disorients all enemies with a blinding array of lights affecting them with the *Strobe* status, reducing their chance to hit by 3 (must roll 4 or higher to successfully damage target) for the turn.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 03:25:29 No.670957 Report

Quoted By: >>670995 >>671129

>>670841
I raise my eyebrows, surprised at the display of magic, and step forward, my sword slicing through the air as I wade through sound and light. I bring my blade down to end the life of SoldatRobo A!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:25:42 No.670960 Report

Quoted By: >>670995

>>670841
>>670872
>>670905

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP [*Held* 2/3], 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP [*Held* 2/3], 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [16/20 HP, 32/40 MP]

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:27:24 No.670995 Report

Quoted By: >>671129 >>671162

>>670957

(You are currently being affected by *Strobe* (but you hit anyway.)

>>670960

"Augh, I can't see!" Attempting another Frost Nova!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:36:10 No.671129 Report

Quoted By: >>671146 >>671269

>>670957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MERrMwMr1rk
>This silicon sniper is of significantly less sturdy construction than the machine before it, and your sword effortlessly cleaves through its torso, the maiden's ice the only thing keeping the robot from toppling over its now non-functional legs.

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [5/40 HP [*Held* 1/3], 20/20 MP]

>>670995
>You continue to pour frost into the machines in front of you, causing their limbs to seize up as tjey struggle to remain operational in the extreme temperature.

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [3/40 HP [*Held* 3/3], 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [33/40 HP [*Held* 3/3], 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [14/20 HP, 32/40 MP]

SoldatRobo A is rolling to break free!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:37:00 No.671146 Report

Quoted By: >>671162 >>671269

>>671129

SoldatRobo A is free!
SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [3/40 HP, 20/20 MP]

SoldatRobo B is rolling to break free!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:37:46 No.671162 Report

Quoted By: >>671187 >>671207 >>671269

>>671146
SoldatRobo B is free!
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [33/40 HP [*Held* 3/3], 20/20 MP]

>>670995
Discobot rolls to save against *Hold*. (Difficulty 5)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:38:53 No.671187 Report

Quoted By:

>>671162

Discobot is held!
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [16/20 HP [*Held* 2/3], 32/40 MP]

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP [*Held* 2/3], 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [36/40 HP [*Held* 2/3], 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [16/20 HP [*Held* 2/3], 32/40 MP]

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:39:37 No.671207 Report

Quoted By: >>671251

>>671162

(Opps, wrong stats)

Discobot is held!
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [16/20 HP [*Held* 2/3], 32/40 MP]

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [3/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [33/40 HP], 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [13/20 HP [*Held* 2/3], 32/40 MP]

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:41:48 No.671251 Report

Quoted By: >>671406

>>671207

I use my Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5) on SoldatRobo A!

>Spell: Magic Missile - Attacks with a ranged magical projectile for +1 damage. It always strikes true to its target, and upon rolling 0, reroll. The new number is the roll you use.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 03:42:27 No.671269 Report

Quoted By: >>671406 >>671445 >>671464 >>671476 >>671491

>>671129
>>671146
>>671162
As the discobot blasts music over the battle, I begin to swing my sword smoothly back and forth in time to the beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk

With a flick of my wrist, I finish off the damaged sniper, my flaming sword cutting easily though its armor. My royal groove is unstoppable as I turn on the second sniper.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:50:06 No.671406 Report

Quoted By: >>671507 >>671525

>>671251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdCcAgcFm6Y
>The wand of magic missile flies and smacks SoldatRobo A in the head, shattering its blinking glass eye and exposing the delicate electronics underneath, but it still continued standing, frantically attempting to lock onto an adversary.

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [2/40 HP, 20/20 MP]

>>671269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZB-SJLtnGs
>With a graceful slash, you bisect the automated soldier and slice its damaged head off for good measure, its pieces collapsing onto the metal ground with a loud clang that almost fits the melody of the beat.

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [0/40 HP, 20/20 MP]

>>671251
>>671269

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [0/40 HP [*Dead*], 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [33/40 HP], 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [13/20 HP [*Held* 1/3], 32/40 MP]

0-4=Sirrku, 5-9=Angmar
SoldatRobo B rolls for a target!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:51:58 No.671445 Report

Quoted By: >>671614

>>671269

SoldatRobo B used Semi-Automatic!
0=0, 1-2=1, 3-4=2, 5-6=3, 7-8=4, 9=5
>Semi-Automatic (6 MP) - Fire 1-5 attacks at a single target in a single round at -2 accuracy penalty.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:52:51 No.671464 Report

Quoted By: >>671553

>>671269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x8qrBbxEmg
SoldatRobo B's first attack! (Semi-Automatic)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:53:25 No.671476 Report

Quoted By: >>671553

>>671269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwbJikuzqjA
SoldatRobo B's second attack! (Semi-Automatic)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:54:18 No.671491 Report

Quoted By: >>671553

>>671269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FuUU9Szxi8
SoldatRobo B's third attack! (Semi-Automatic)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:55:04 No.671507 Report

Quoted By: >>671525

>>671406
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [13/20 HP [*Held* 1/3], 32/40 MP]

Discobot is rolling to break free!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 03:56:13 No.671525 Report

Quoted By:

>>671406
>>671507

Discobot is free!

SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [33/40 HP], 14/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [14/20 HP, 32/40 MP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 03:57:21 No.671553 Report

Quoted By: >>671698 >>671710 >>671779

>>671476
>>671464
>>671491
The accuracy penalty and my magically-enhanced armor ensure that barely any of the damage actually gets through. Turning on my heel, my sword continues its slice through the air, aiming straight for the second sniper's damaged areas.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:00:21 No.671614 Report

Quoted By: >>671698 >>671779

>>671445

Aiming another Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 4) attack on SoldatRobo B! If we take out the soldiers, it's harmless!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:04:11 No.671698 Report

Quoted By: >>671731

>>671553
>Your blade cuts into the steel soldier's abdomen and severs several internal cables. The scent of burning metal fills the air once more!

SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [9/40 HP], 14/20 MP]

>>671614
>The magic missile hits the robot and lightly dents its shoulder. Consider yourself fortunate you didn't try to escape this place alone.
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [7/40 HP], 14/20 MP]

SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [33/40 HP], 14/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [14/20 HP, 32/40 MP]

0-4=Sirrku, 5-9=Angmar
SoldatRobo B rolls for a target!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:04:44 No.671710 Report

Quoted By: >>671753 >>671779 >>671785

>>671553

SoldatRobo B used Semi-Automatic!
0=0, 1-2=1, 3-4=2, 5-6=3, 7-8=4, 9=5

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:06:02 No.671731 Report

Quoted By: >>671753 >>671779

>>671698
I have a +28 attack bonus, shouldn't it be dead?

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:07:16 No.671753 Report

Quoted By:

>>671731
>>671710
Never mind, I thought it was at 14 HP for some reason

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:08:23 No.671779 Report

Quoted By: >>671820

>>671731

(It has a DR of 4, which reduced your damage to 27 leaving it with 6 HP. I screwed up with the math I think though, it should have a 4 HP left.)

SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [4/40 HP], 14/20 MP]

>>671710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-S2IC1Z3s
>SoldatRobo B's gun jams!

>>671553
>>671614

Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [14/20 HP, 32/40 MP]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaeMhlFdTMU
Discobot used Disco Strobe! (-8 MP)

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:08:36 No.671785 Report

Quoted By: >>671937

>>671710
As the soldier completely fails to fire, I finish it off and turn to the discobot.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:10:58 No.671820 Report

Quoted By: >>671827 >>671937

>>671779

Magic Missile never misses! Hitting that annoying DiscoBot with a shot from my wand! (Charges: 3)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:11:22 No.671827 Report

Quoted By: >>671937

>>671820

Rerolling as per MM's rules!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:16:58 No.671937 Report

Quoted By: >>671987

>>671785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fk7w4gx1jA
>The air is ionized as the mechanical soldier's mechanical guts are spilled across the mechanical tower, oil and sparks spewing from its torso as the light faded from its monocle.

SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [0/40 HP, 8/20 MP]

>>671827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMdpj7mgDU
>The magic missile ricochets off the Discobot, but not before denting an important looking component which appears to be effecting its drive train performance.

SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [0/40 HP [*Dead*], 8/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [10/20 HP, 24/40 MP]

>>671785
>>671820

Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [14/20 HP, 32/40 MP]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaeMhlFdTMU [Embed]
Discobot used Disco Strobe! (-8 MP)

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:19:14 No.671987 Report

Quoted By: >>672011 >>672110

>>671937
With the two soldiers dispatched, I step up to the discobot and although I'm still blinded, I slice my sword horizontally, aiming to cleave its dome from its chassis.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 3/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:20:31 No.672011 Report

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>>671987
I follow through with the stroke, before sheathing my sword, its flames dying out. My gaze scans its remains, but I remain wary as I turn back to the fair maiden.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Strobe* 1/1], MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:26:44 No.672110 Report

Quoted By: >>672158 >>672250

>>671987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf1GtUjkeEs
>The discobot makes a series of harsh buzzing noises as its light emitters malfunction and the low beat it generates dissipates. It's not a clean cut, but you are 100% certain it's dead.

Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [0/20 HP, 32/40 MP]
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SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [0/40 HP [*Dead*], 8/20 MP] 1 XP (Sirkku, Angmar)
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [0/40 HP [*Dead*], 8/20 MP] 1 XP (Sirkku, Angmar)
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [0/20 HP [*Dead*], 32/40 MP] 1 XP (Sirkku, Angmar)
-
>Loot:

>-x2 Non-Functional Arm Cannon
>-x5 Scrap Metal
>-x3 Glass Shards
>-Disembodied Track
>-Diode

>With the last of the robotic adversaries destroyed, you are hindered for now. The alarm is still sounding.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:29:22 No.672158 Report

Quoted By:

>>672110

>*No longer hindered for now.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:33:32 No.672250 Report

Quoted By: >>672393

Forgot to add XP for the octotron
>>672110
With a moment of peace, I turn back to the maiden.

"Are there more machines here?"

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:38:53 No.672393 Report

Quoted By: >>672556

>>672250

>The fair maiden was breathing heavily, her hair somewhat ruffled by the action of battle, though curiously her dress appeared to be unaffected by the metal carnage that had just transpired. She was using one of her "favors" to wipe sweat from her forehead. She directs the King's attention towards the blinking screen nearby the bookcases.

"I- I'm not sure Your Majesty, I never got lower than this floor before! That screen over there controls the tower, but I don't really know how to work it beyond the basics! It apparently works on electronic gates which use energy to make things go on and off?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QetrHz6I Tue 23 May 2017 04:41:31 No.672445 Report

Quoted By:

>>670540
ROLL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/4V3MxQJ Tue 23 May 2017 04:46:02 No.672555 Report

Quoted By: >>672606 >>672650

Roll

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:46:03 No.672556 Report

Quoted By: >>672635

>>672393
I walk over to the screen, and spend a moment studying it. Perhaps I could figure out the puzzle, with enough time. Perhaps not.

"There's no time for this," I say at last. "Whoever this wizard is, he's gone now, and if there's one thing I've learned from wizards it's not to waste time playing their games while they sneak up on you from behind."

Once again drawing my sword, I stride back to the staircase and begin walking down towards the sealed door. I beckon the maiden to follow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/4V3MxQJ Tue 23 May 2017 04:48:12 No.672606 Report

Quoted By: >>672629 >>672635 >>672679

>>672555
Holy shit am I the king?

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:49:22 No.672629 Report

Quoted By: >>672843

>>672606
No, I'm already the king

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:49:28 No.672635 Report

Quoted By: >>672843

>>672556

>Nodding, the fair maiden picks up her dress and trails behind the King, careful not to slip and fall down the winding stairway as they hurried downward.

>>672606

(Second in line, Angmar is the Action King!)

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:50:03 No.672650 Report

Quoted By: >>672679

>>672555
Count ain't bad though

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 150 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 04:50:51 No.672679 Report

Quoted By:

>>672650
>>672606
Oh wait actually I misread rules, you're the prince

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 04:57:06 No.672843 Report

Quoted By: >>672948

>>672629
>>672635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzd7OJmlqmM

>Minute glimpses of sinster red lenses indicates that those were NOT the only robots guarding the tower, but you and the fair maiden manage to evade them long enough to escape the whining structure as you sprint out of the building's gates. The eerie wail of its sirens can be heard from a mile away. The maiden was clearly not used to this much strenuous action as she was practically coughing when you felt it safe enough to stop sprinting away from the building.

"S-sorry yo-your maj-...*Wheeze*"

>She covered her mouth with a hankerchief to cover her cough.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 100 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 100 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 05:01:23 No.672948 Report

Quoted By: >>673191

>>672843
Damn I thought the doors were sealed, I had just written actions for it

I sheath my sword and turn to the maiden, absentmindedly untying my horse from a tree.

"I am Agmar, king of Parcia. I rule all the land below these mountains, though it appears I may have to extend the rule of law here as well. Who might you be?"

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 05:12:43 No.673191 Report

Quoted By: >>673333

>>672948

"Parcia? I don't have any knowledge of that land! I'm Lady Sirkku, the Princess of... of..."
>The maiden frowned, placing her hand under her chin in an attempt at pondering.

"I can't remember. Whenever I show up in a tower, it seems that most of my memory is wiped, and I think this is at least the second one I've ended up in. All I know is that I used to live in a castle with another king, or maybe a prince, but when I went to sleep a long time ago I woke up in another tower! The mechanical wizard must have captured me, but than he left! And that king might have been two kings! And- the amulet! I always find the amulet, and sometimes it's important to unlocking something in the tower! Whoever I am, there must be some type of conspiracy against me to warrent repeated kidnappings. I don't know how I ended up this far from home, but I fear that the wizards are trying to use me for something. I don't wish to bring any misfortune on your lands your majesty, but with the tower we left under lock down I don't think I have anywhere else to go!"
>Tears began to well up in her eyes.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 100 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](102 HP, 100 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 05:22:13 No.673333 Report

Quoted By: >>673437

>>673191
I'm taken aback at the crying, it isn't something I''m used to. I just try to ignore it.

"Perhaps your memory will return in time. In any case, Parcia castle is nigh impregnable. You will be safe there, while I raise forces to destroy this tower."

I look to the structure in the distance, wondering how many damn wizard towers there are in these mountains.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 05:30:38 No.673437 Report

Quoted By: >>673543

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2)
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- Potion of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

>>673333

"Y- you're heavily injured, your majesty. The tower's security systems tore you up pretty heavily! Let me try and help!"

>Sirkku uses her Potion of Restoration on King Angmar! (Remove: Potion of Restoration)

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 05:39:46 No.673543 Report

Quoted By: >>673643

>>673437
"Tis but a scratch, but thank you." I keep gazing back at the tower.

"We should go," I continue, and offer to help the maiden onto my horse.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 05:47:00 No.673643 Report

Quoted By: >>674168

>>673543

>Wiping away the tears from her eyes (and careful not to damage her makeup), Sirrku nods and swiftly mounts the horse sidesaddle.

"Lets get out of this terrible place before the machines find us!"

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 06:30:06 No.674113 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra5VxSbQszg

(Map Updated!)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:30:54 No.674122 Report

Quoted By:

>>670540
Mkay

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:32:22 No.674135 Report

Quoted By: >>674199

I roll to do some flips and shit.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

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King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:37:08 No.674168 Report

Quoted By: >>674248

>>673643
I ride like the wind back to Parciapolis, with the maiden riding behind me. The gates swing open and the guards at the grand castle welcome me home, while eyeing the maiden curiously.

"You will be safe here, for now," I say. Feel free to use any of the amenities. We have everything." A groom comes to take the horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 06:39:56 No.674192 Report

Quoted By: >>674208 >>674242

>>670540
Rolling for m'lady

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:40:45 No.674199 Report

Quoted By: >>674219 >>674220

>>674135
I did it. Now I'll do a double flip.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 06:41:58 No.674204 Report

Quoted By:

>rolling into the kingdom b

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:42:21 No.674208 Report

Quoted By:

>>674192
Why is lich black? I would think that he'd be evil

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:44:42 No.674219 Report

Quoted By: >>674239

>>674199
>Double flip.
>Get dubs
The crowd goes wild as I do the Deadly Double Duck. Now watch as I do the Tremendous Triple Tuck

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:45:06 No.674220 Report

Quoted By: >>674239

>>674199
How impressive. Come to my court, and entertain me! You will be well-paid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 06:46:29 No.674233 Report

Quoted By:

>>670540
Rooollll

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:47:08 No.674239 Report

Quoted By: >>674264

>>674219
A success!
>>674220
Very well my lord. I shall now perform the Quality Quadruple Quip

Kel'Thuzad the Friendly Lich 70H/70M/100G

Kel'Thuzad the Friendly Lich 70H/70M/100G ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 06:47:53 No.674242 Report

Quoted By: >>674249

>>674192
so I'm a lich I guess, not sure how a wizard who sacrificed his own life and soul for immortality as an undead necromancer is not evil but hey

>Roll to channel death magic to raise a team of skeleton servants

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 06:48:34 No.674248 Report

Quoted By: >>674354

>>674168

Sirkku nods and smiles. "I cannot thank you enough, Your Majesty! You're my hero! I'll try to see if I can put the magic I learned from all my time with these wizards to any use - I'll let you know if I find out any important information about them or myself!"

>Start looking for a washroom or something along those lines to refresh myself. All this traveling and robot fighting has surely affected my appearance!

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:48:48 No.674249 Report

Quoted By: >>674262 >>674278

>>674242
I hereby outlaw lichhood. You're now evil unless you kill yourself.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 120 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 9/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:50:02 No.674258 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to rest and recover. Gives me my roll as HP and mana, and should also level me up.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/70M/100G

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/70M/100G ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 06:50:38 No.674262 Report

Quoted By: >>674271 >>674294 >>674307

>>674249
But I already killed myself, it's how I became a lich

>roll to construct a great tower of ice for my wizard lair

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:50:54 No.674264 Report

Quoted By: >>674268

>>674239
Another rounding success. Time for the Quirky Quintuple Quiff! I'm not sure if I can do it...But I will try.

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:51:33 No.674268 Report

Quoted By: >>674289

>>674264
>I fall and twist my ankle. Roll to see if i can walk it off.

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:51:48 No.674271 Report

Quoted By: >>674291

>>674262
Gonna take a good bit of work btw. The last evil citadel took 10 successful rolls and three people working, for reference

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 06:52:24 No.674278 Report

Quoted By: >>674306

>>674249
Roll to enchant dick

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 06:53:16 No.674289 Report

Quoted By: >>674348

>>674268
>I hop up and immediately try to regain my honor with the Slightly Sexual Sextuple Spin

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 06:53:41 No.674291 Report

Quoted By:

>>674271
Your dick is successfully enchanted

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 06:54:07 No.674294 Report

Quoted By: >>674308

>>674262

(A good place to set up an evil tower is in the mountains, but watch out, as there's a currently active tower full of killer robots nearby as well as whatever is left over from the evil citadel!)

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 06:54:59 No.674306 Report

Quoted By: >>674320

>>674278
Aha! Most impressive! My wenching shall be twice as enjoyable!

You may join me at court if you wish. You will be paid for your services, and the realm has need of skilled enchanters like you.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/70M/100G

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/70M/100G ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 06:55:09 No.674307 Report

Quoted By: >>674329

>>674262
The heat of summer dulls my spells and makes my icy incantations melt and collapse

>roll to summon a great blizzard in the northlands, -2 to all food production and +2 to ice magic in the northlands if successful

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 06:55:11 No.674308 Report

Quoted By:

>>674294
Roll to enchant my boots with super speed

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 06:56:48 No.674320 Report

Quoted By:

>>674306
Well tickle my anus and call me Henry, It'd be my pleasure

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 1XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 1XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 06:57:50 No.674329 Report

Quoted By: >>674365

>>674307
Excellent, the wintry wind gives me strength and the snowfall provides a cloak for my efforts

>Roll to raise up a bulwark of ice around my domain, +2 to roll for blizzard

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G

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Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 06:57:56 No.674331 Report

Quoted By: >>674343 >>674364

Alchemist and his animal assistant reporting for duty my lord. I'll put my knowledge of the natural world to good use serving the kingdom, and attending to the medical needs of the court.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 Equip: Super Speed boots

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 Equip: Super Speed boots ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 06:59:32 No.674343 Report

Quoted By: >>674356 >>674364 >>674376

>>674331
Enchanted to meet you Malthazar

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 07:00:01 No.674348 Report

Quoted By: >>674403

>>674289
I give a bow, my Sexy Spin a rounding success.
For my multiple acts, the court tips me handsomely.
>Roll for how much
0: Nothing the cheap bastards
1: A measly hay-penny.
2: A shilling (5 gold)
3: A {Mike} Pence (10 gold)
4: A small bag of gold (25 gold)
5: A tiny tip (50 gold)
6: A respectable ration (100 gold)
7: A sizable share (200 gold)
8: A bountiful bounty (400 gold)
9: A shitload of shillings (1000 gold)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 07:00:43 No.674354 Report

Quoted By: >>674390

>>674248

>The royal washroom does the job nicely. Luckily, your dress has beyond all expectations managed to avoid being dirtied or even absorbing sweat, and while your hair is ruffled up it's arguably done in a way considered fashionable.

>Equipment:
- Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- Blue Ribbon
- Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2)

Nevertheless, you don't take any chances and strip before bathing, and you spend the next half hour washing metal ash out of your hair. After drying with a towel, you ponder whether you should continue wearing your dress or look to see if the king has anything to wear - you ultimately decide to stick with your dress, as it seems to be magical or something as to repel all filth.

>(Add: Used Towel)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2)
- Used Towel
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

>Find the laundry room to deposit this towel!

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 Equip: Super Speed boots

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1, 70/70] Gold 100 Equip: Super Speed boots ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:00:49 No.674356 Report

Quoted By: >>674382

>>674343
Enchant my elbows with fire magic.

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP] ID:UIAxuUPH Tue 23 May 2017 07:01:15 No.674364 Report

Quoted By: >>674406

>>674331
>>674343
I would like to assign the two of you to a project. Parcia castle is nearly impenetrable. Nearly. Surely between the two of you learned men, you can design some creative defenses.

Evil lurks in the shadows, and it must be fended off.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:01:17 No.674365 Report

Quoted By: >>674395

>>674329
Excellent, not only does a wall of ice surround my realm but an inner wall guards the valley where I am camped

>Roll to construct a tower of ice at the center of my inner lair

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:02:24 No.674376 Report

Quoted By: >>674387 >>674406

>>674343
The pleasure is all mine, my liege.
Would you prefer me stationed in the castle for added convenience, or offsite with easier access to required ingredients?

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:02:50 No.674382 Report

Quoted By:

>>674356
Legit.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:03:34 No.674387 Report

Quoted By: >>674423

>>674376
Oh forgive me, I was under the impression I was replying to the king.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 07:03:52 No.674390 Report

Quoted By: >>674467

>>674354

>It proves difficult to navigate through the unfamiliar confines of this castle, but the guards point you in the right direction in a friendly manner and soon enough you see the interior of the laundry area. Washboards and basins, you deposit it there and neatly fold it, though not perfectly so as to indicate it was not fresh.

>(Remove: Used Towel)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2)
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:04:12 No.674395 Report

Quoted By: >>674439

>>674365
My fortress comes along quite nicely

>Roll to raise up a castle of ice around my wizard tower for servants to stay in, +2 for blizzard

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat (500 g)

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat (500 g) ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 07:04:53 No.674403 Report

Quoted By: >>674419

>>674348
I decide to retire to the countryside.
>Roll for the cost of my country cottage.
0: 90% of my gold
1: 80%
2: 70%
3: 60%
4: 50%
5: 40%
6: 30%
7: 20%
8: 10%
9: It's free and I get a free donkey

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:05:05 No.674406 Report

Quoted By: >>674440 >>674658

>>674376
Alright Malthy we're going on an adventure. We got to go to the Kong's Patricia castle or something for shit.

>>674364
Yo my majesty. Give us supplies and we'll be on our way.

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat (200 g)

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat (200 g) ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 07:06:10 No.674419 Report

Quoted By: >>674432

>>674403
>I move out to my cottage, which costed only 300 gold. I open the door to see the condition it is in.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:06:35 No.674423 Report

Quoted By: >>674449

>>674387
Hey can't take that back now Malthy, you are official a tier below me. Don't worry. I'm pretty up there.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat (200 g)

JoJo the One and Only Acrobat (200 g) ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 07:07:12 No.674432 Report

Quoted By: >>674517

>>674419
Oh my...
>It's a lavish mansion in immaculate condition. What a steal

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 5XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/63M/100G 5XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:07:42 No.674439 Report

Quoted By: >>674471

>>674395
Most satisfying

>Now that my icy lair is beginning to take shape, it's time to raise minions, , raise up a squad of skeletons to do my bidding, 2x roll in skeletons if successful, +0 as its death magic

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:07:55 No.674440 Report

Quoted By: >>674475

>>674406
I look forward to it, enchanter. I shall bring my sharpest knife. My feline companion also has a wonderful knack for sniffing out small animals for potential ingredients.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:08:25 No.674449 Report

Quoted By: >>674485

>>674423
Resting to get my mana back

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 07:10:15 No.674467 Report

Quoted By: >>674644

>>674390

Seek out an unoccupied part of the castle to make into my new room! I- almost want it to be situated on a tower...

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/100G 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/100G 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:10:47 No.674471 Report

Quoted By: >>674506

>>674439
A great success, 27 skeleton minions now do my bidding and defend my icy fort

>Roll to raise up defensive ziggurats inside the walls of my fortress

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:11:02 No.674475 Report

Quoted By: >>674487 >>674503

>>674440
K cool. You got anything you want to enchant, Malthy? I'll do that so you could give me a pair of gloves to enchant.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70HP/70M/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:11:42 No.674485 Report

Quoted By:

>>674449
I shall wait patiently, Agis. Once more, pardon for the misaddress.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 70/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 70/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:12:14 No.674487 Report

Quoted By: >>674509

>>674475
Rolling to enchant Tunic with defense.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:13:33 No.674503 Report

Quoted By: >>674539

>>674475
Oh gladly. Whatever you please. I'm not too familiar with enchanting, so do as you see fit.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/100G 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/100G 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:13:57 No.674506 Report

Quoted By: >>674528

>>674471
A failure! We lack the stone and the followers to raise ziggurats

>Leave the icy fort, head to the nearet city in the northlands and recruit citizens from its underground as acolytes in my dark service

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:14:22 No.674509 Report

Quoted By: >>674537 >>674539

>>674487
Rolling to enchant pants for stamina

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced Tunic

JoJo the One and Only Retired Acrobat (200 g)

JoJo the One and Only Retired Acrobat (200 g) ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 07:15:32 No.674517 Report

Quoted By: >>674532

>>674432
>I sigh and look out over my land.
>Roll for what "countryside" I'm in:
0: Fields
1: Mountain
2: Forest
3: Island
4: Swamp
5: Tundra
6: Desert
7: Cave
8: Savannah
9: Magical land of magic and stuff

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/88G 8XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/88G 8XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:16:23 No.674528 Report

Quoted By: >>674550

>>674506
A squad of 6 Acolytes follows me back to my icy fortress, they join willingly but I must spend gold to outfit them & provide them with food

>Roll to construct ziggurats to defend the fort walls

JoJo the One and Only Retired Acrobat (200 g)

JoJo the One and Only Retired Acrobat (200 g) ID:5WbH1Kih Tue 23 May 2017 07:16:58 No.674532 Report

Quoted By:

>>674517
I relax in my cave and decide to live out my days here until my sick flips are needed again...

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:17:47 No.674537 Report

Quoted By: >>674559 >>674568

>>674509
I'll get some herbs from the pouch on my cat companion and whip up a couple potions of health.

Rolling for x2 potions.of health

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 50/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df, +3 stm Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 50/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df, +3 stm Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:18:02 No.674539 Report

Quoted By:

>>674503
Rolling to enchant knife with life steal.

>>674509
Great success! Extra boost in stamina

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/88G 9XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/54M/88G 9XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:19:30 No.674550 Report

Quoted By: >>674588

>>674528
Most excellent indeed! 4 mighty Ziggurats now tower over the walls of my icy fortress. Now that I have undead servants and acolyte minions it is a proper castle, I christen thee Iceholme!

>Roll to construct a laboratory for creating new plagues, spells and undead creations

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:20:46 No.674559 Report

Quoted By: >>674604

>>674537
A solid concoction, if I do say so myself.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df, +3 stm Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df, +3 stm Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:21:46 No.674568 Report

Quoted By: >>674578 >>674589

>>674537
Great success! Your alchemist's dagger has +1 life steal and the ability to retrieve ingredients from the target you attack.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic
Staminupped leggings

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 30/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df, +3 stm Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1,HP 70/70, MP 30/70] +1 fire smh, +2 spd, 2 df, +3 stm Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:22:58 No.674578 Report

Quoted By: >>674604

>>674568
Rolling to enchant gauntlets for super strength.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic
Staminupped leggings

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 60H/54M/88G 9XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 60H/54M/88G 9XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:23:35 No.674588 Report

Quoted By: >>674625

>>674550
>Failure! The laboratory collapses while building a chemical system for the new plague, damaging me and killing 2 of my acolytes,turning them into Plague Zombies

>Roll to construct additional icy defenses for my castle walls, +2 for blizzard

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:23:35 No.674589 Report

Quoted By:

>>674568
Wonderful! This should make putting the poor creatures my cat retrieves out of their misery much easier. Many thanks, alchemist.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 8/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 30/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 8/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 30/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:25:51 No.674604 Report

Quoted By: >>674637 >>674649

>>674578
Nice.

>>674559
You got Mana potions Malthy? Gonna need lots of those

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 1XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 1XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:27:31 No.674625 Report

Quoted By: >>674671

>>674588
Great Success! I now rule over a great icy fortress, guarded by mighty Ziggurats channeling spiritual energy as well as a massive icy bulwark with all manner of spikes, pits and crenellations

>Roll to begin a ritual to summon a mighty Necropolis to the sky above my fortress

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:28:40 No.674637 Report

Quoted By: >>674657 >>674680

>>674604
Of course. A necessity for any enchanter.
I only have enough for two, if that's no issue, However, I imagine we'll come across more ingredients on the way.

Rolling for x2 Mana potions
Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 40/85, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 07:29:29 No.674644 Report

Quoted By: >>674711

>>674467

>You manage to convince some of the King's men to convert one of the keep's inner towers into a suitable bedroom. As you converse, you inform them of how their King saved you from the clutches of the evil robots, and they in turn tell you the story of how the King personally stormed the citadel of an evil warlock, defeated his greatest warrior in single combat, and razed his fortress. He was certainly not afraid to bring the matter of defending his kingdom into his own hands, and was possibly the finest swordsman of the land. Witnessing him in action, you could easily believe it.

>Rest a while to try and regain some of my magical energies.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 8/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 30/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 8/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 30/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:30:03 No.674649 Report

Quoted By: >>674680

>>674604
Rolling to find stick somewhere and put reinforcement enchantment

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:31:00 No.674657 Report

Quoted By: >>674704

>>674637
A consistently successful potion!
Here they are, along with the second health potion from earlier.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x1 Health potion

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:31:11 No.674658 Report

Quoted By: >>674704

>>674406
Apologies for not responding sooner I was driving

Help yourselves to any of the supplies you need from the royal quartermaster.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:32:48 No.674671 Report

Quoted By: >>674712

>>674625
Lightning cracks the sky and a huge, shimmering portal appears in the sky over Iceholme as my four acolytes channel the summoning ritual. A small virgin girl, kidnapped from a local village, is led to the altar at the center of my castle b one of my skelton minions. I prepare the ritual knife, speak the incantations and draw it across her throat, spilling her blood in the white snow and offering her soul up as a sacrifice to complete the summoning from the nether dimension

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 20/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 20/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:33:23 No.674680 Report

Quoted By: >>674705

>>674649
Great success again! This stick is now equivalent to the strength and weight of a giant, steel club.
>>674637
Mind if I take one?

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8FzZBS7i Tue 23 May 2017 07:33:24 No.674681 Report

Quoted By:

>>670540
NIGGA NIGGA BITCH NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA FRIED CHICKEN WATERMELON NIGGA
BITCH NIGGA WHITE WOMEN TITTIES ASS

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 0/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:33:25 No.674682 Report

Quoted By: >>674686

I spend my free time training with the sword, I've already done the first of three rolls

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:34:05 No.674686 Report

Quoted By: >>674693

>>674682
And the third roll to increase combat bonus

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 780 GP) [L13, 2/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:34:44 No.674693 Report

Quoted By:

>>674686
Excellent. Roll to collect taxes

>Taxes = roll x5

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 3/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:35:28 No.674698 Report

Quoted By:

Keep collecting taxes. Evil lurks in the shadows.

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 955 GP) [L13, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 955 GP) [L13, 3/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:36:01 No.674702 Report

Quoted By: >>674731

Roll to continue training with the sword
(1/3)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 20/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 20/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:36:42 No.674704 Report

Quoted By: >>674717 >>674724

>>674657
Hear that Malthy? >>674658
King's giving us some stuff.

>>674658
Alright I'm gonna need a whole suit of armor.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:36:48 No.674705 Report

Quoted By: >>674751 >>674770

>>674680
Of course. Here.

((hate to break rp but fuck it im stuck how should I structure the recipes of potions and their ingredients, cause it'd look weird if i just made it up as I went))

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80 [*Sleep*], MP 94/95, GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80 [*Sleep*], MP 94/95, GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 07:37:17 No.674711 Report

Quoted By: >>674827

>>674644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrhfrRLZcZM

>After a long day, you collapse onto the queen-sized bed provided and drift into deep sleep, taking in all your experiences up to this point and consolidating them - you feel more confident in your abilities.
>Leveled up! (+10 HP/MP)
>You feel very well rested. (Restore 44 MP)
>You are currently asleep.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2)
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

I roll to wake up from my rest!

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:37:35 No.674712 Report

Quoted By: >>674785

>>674671
The sky cracks and fizzles, but nothing happens. My acolytes begin to cringe at the strain of the continued summoning. It looks like the little whore wasn't a virgin after all. I pick her lifeless corpse up off the altar and toss it to my plague zombies, who rip it to pieces in a starved frenzy.

Let's try it with a boy this time, he was brought here with his father, a wandering merchant who paid dearly for seeking shelter from the storm.

The boy is brought to the altar, stripped and tied by his wrists. I again speak the incantations, and as lightning streaks across the sky I plunge the knife down into his soft neck

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:38:10 No.674717 Report

Quoted By: >>674740

>>674704
I spend 100 gold to buy Agis a standard suit of armor. It reduces damage by 1 point from all non-magic sources.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:38:43 No.674724 Report

Quoted By: >>674751 >>674770

>>674704
Rolling to enchant Suit of armor into sentient servant/magic talking armor

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets (leather)
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:39:14 No.674731 Report

Quoted By: >>674751 >>674767

>>674702
Continue sword training
(2/3)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:40:21 No.674740 Report

Quoted By:

>>674717
Rolling for real for sentient armor.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +18 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:41:28 No.674751 Report

Quoted By: >>674789

>>674731
Having massive bonuses sure is nice.

Finish my daily sword training (3/3)
>>674724
>>674705
I don't know if you two are at Parcia castle yet, but when you are please inform me. There are actually some projects that I am in need of men of your talents for besides the castle defenses.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:43:55 No.674767 Report

Quoted By: >>674786 >>674789

>>674731
I send my Animal companion out for ingredients scavenging for two minutes as I set up camp and start a fire with pyropowder

Roll for successful fire

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:44:31 No.674770 Report

Quoted By:

>>674724
Shit I'm sticking with this one.
Sentient armor is done but only responds to three word sentences.

>>674705
Decide on some basic properties for each potion. (Health potion requires flesh or fruit. Something that gives life. Mana requires plants that rejuvenate. B.s. it.)

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)

Companion:
Mildly-retarded suit of armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yAwwF+sl Tue 23 May 2017 07:45:13 No.674772 Report

Quoted By:

>>670540
rolling

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 855 GP) [L13, 7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:45:58 No.674781 Report

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I sit back on my throne and roll to collect taxes

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/88G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:46:11 No.674785 Report

Quoted By: >>674813

>>674712
Again, something goes wrong with the ritual! Dark energy cracks and fizzes around my ziggurates, and my acolytes' knees start to buckle under the strain. Another failure and the rift will close, leaving Iceholme a fortress with no ziggurat.

My skeletons bring forth a third and final sacrifice - this one a virgin girl, barely old enough to walk and speak, whose father traded her for a dozen silver pieces and an enchanted locket that the poor fool didn't realize was cursed, it brings him power but when he dies his soul will be channeled into my power.

She is led to the altar, where the corpse of the boy sacrifice sits in a puddle of blood at the foot. The others went quietly, but this girl's eyes widen as she approaches the altar and she begins to scream and struggle. I tear her clothes off and hold her by her neck, speaking the incantagions and then thrust the knife up under her ribcage, piercing her heart and holding her body as she bleeds out in my arms over the altar.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:46:23 No.674786 Report

Quoted By:

>>674767
Jolly good, today appears to be a marvellous streak of luck.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat (Absent)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:47:13 No.674789 Report

Quoted By: >>674804

>>674767
Rest To refill mana that's one bottle down.
>>674751
Just making preparations my liege.
Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)

Companion:
Mildly-retarded suit of armor.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:50:00 No.674804 Report

Quoted By: >>674843 >>674854

>>674789
Rolling to enchant armor with mg df.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)

Companion:
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/76G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/76G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 07:50:43 No.674813 Report

Quoted By: >>674976

>>674785
The sky above Iceholme flashes brightly, and a huge cracking sound is heard across the northlands. A great Necropolis materializes in the sky above the fortress.

My acolytes are exhausted from the ritual and must rest, and I am tired as well. I fly up to the necropolis to recover my health and mana as my followers recharge.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 07:52:00 No.674827 Report

Quoted By: >>674917

>>674711

>You feel a shiver down your spine as you wake up none too early, having managed to restrict your rest to a nap instead of ruining your sleep schedual! (Remove: *Sleep*)

Now that I'm somewhere safe, continue to study A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic". I need to learn how to be useful to his Majesty!

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:53:20 No.674843 Report

Quoted By:

>>674804
Nothing happens.

Okay Malthy let's go.

Armor: Merge with me

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 920 GP) [L13, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 920 GP) [L13, 8/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:53:27 No.674844 Report

Quoted By: >>674858 >>674865

I collect taxes

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:54:28 No.674854 Report

Quoted By: >>674902

>>674804
My deft feline friend appears to have returned with additional ingredients! I'll have a proper lab going at this rate.

Roll for successful ingredient search

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x1 Health potion

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 1080 GP) [L13,9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+12 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](151 HP, 149 MP, 1080 GP) [L13,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:54:50 No.674858 Report

Quoted By:

>>674844
Dubs is double the haul

Keep collecting taxes and get my next level

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:55:33 No.674865 Report

Quoted By: >>674898

>>674844
Heading to Paricia castle. Making haste with my speed boots

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](161 HP, 159 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](161 HP, 159 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,0/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 07:56:02 No.674873 Report

Quoted By: >>674890

I rest to recover as much health as my roll

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 07:58:36 No.674890 Report

Quoted By: >>674902 >>674909

>>674873
Arrived at Parcia castle. The place is heavily guarded. They have cannons everywhere. Calvary, knights, archers. The whole lot.

What up boooiii? its ya man Agis. The king sent me to pimp out your castle yo

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 07:59:39 No.674898 Report

Quoted By:

>>674865
Well, I may have spoken too soon. Oh well, it can't be helped that all there was to find on this path was a couple of sprigs of wheat, a dead rat, a birds egg and a small rock. At least I can use the rock for grinding plants into paste.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x1 Health potion
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:00:06 No.674902 Report

Quoted By: >>674927

>>674890
The soldiers tilt their head in confusion.
>>674854
Yo Malthy talk to these cats they don't understand me.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 67/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 67/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:02:17 No.674909 Report

Quoted By: >>674941

>>674890
*pants heavily* I *gasp* made it. Salu *cough* tations, guardsmen! My companion and I are here to *swallows* assist in your defenses.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:03:46 No.674917 Report

Quoted By: >>674923

>>674827

>The book still has a few tricks to teach you, but if you want to become a better cryomancer, you're going to need to find something more advanced, and probably should have been an aquamancer to begin with. Or hydromancer. The name is different depending on where you're from.

>Add Spell: Frost Bolt (5 MP) Deals elemental ice damage to a single target from a distance.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2)
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Frost Bolt (5 MP) - Deals elemental ice damage to a single target from a distance.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

Hmmm. This cantrip is fun to mess around with, but it doesn't seem any better to use than my wand, but wands need recharging, don't they? I need to learn how to turn this into a more useful form of fighting! Lets do that!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:05:34 No.674923 Report

Quoted By: >>674928

>>674917

>You begin to use Frost Bolt as the basis of a new spell technique. (1/7)
Keep at it! Eye can do it! Oh, where did that come from?

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:06:05 No.674927 Report

Quoted By:

>>674902
Of course, Agis. Hark, my good men! My companion and I seek to aid in your palace's defensive strategies! If you would kindly let us in, I have here a summons signed by the king's own hand for your perusal!

Rolls for speech and consumes x1 health potion

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:06:07 No.674928 Report

Quoted By: >>674936

>>674923

>You continue to use Frost Bolt as the basis of a new spell technique, slowly. (2/7)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:06:48 No.674936 Report

Quoted By: >>674972

>>674928

Opps. I meant to continue working on that new spell technique! Like now!

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:07:48 No.674941 Report

Quoted By: >>674960

>>674909
Remind me to staminup and speed boost your things next time, Malthy.

And yeah. What he said. So like. Give me stuff to enchant and give him stuff to like alchemy up so you guys have better d.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:10:47 No.674960 Report

Quoted By: >>674992

>>674941
Agis, with all due respect, they appear to be getting progressively more and more confused as you speak.

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:12:30 No.674971 Report

Quoted By: >>674985

I step into my courtyard and begin another sword training. (1/3)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:12:31 No.674972 Report

Quoted By: >>674984

>>674936

>You continue to use Frost Bolt as the basis of a new spell technique. (3/7)

Continue practice. These little icicles are thin and frail, but if enough of them are hitting the target...

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/76G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/76G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:12:47 No.674976 Report

Quoted By: >>674995

>>674813
My acolytes regain their energy, but upon entering my necropolis I am overcome by a need to redecorate, whoever had this necropolis on the other side of the portal had a horrible sense of home furnishings.

I stay in the necropolis and work on the feng shui while dispatching my acolytes to 4 different towns and cities to recruit more followers.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:13:14 No.674984 Report

Quoted By: >>674990

>>674972

>Your progress stalls. (3/7)

I won't give up, even if this is boring. Continuing spell writing and testing!

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,2/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:13:32 No.674985 Report

Quoted By: >>674996

>>674971
It's a merely standard training, but I am getting marginally stronger and faster. I continue. (2/3)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 94/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:14:28 No.674990 Report

Quoted By: >>675000

>>674984

>You continue to use Frost Bolt as the basis of a new spell technique. (4/7)

Making new spells is HARD. Maybe if I used my logic-gate knowledge and approched it like that! I can have these icicles work off each other depending on variables!

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:14:40 No.674992 Report

Quoted By: >>675021

>>674960
Alright Malthy. Do the talking. I can't speak to them

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/20G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 4XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/20G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 4XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:15:36 No.674995 Report

Quoted By: >>675023 >>675029

>>674976
Excellent indeed! each Acolyte bring hope 7 new followers, bringing my number of cultists to 32.

But ur treasury runs low, and we need more bodies and corpses to fuel our experiments. I dispatch my skeletons and Plague Zombies to attack a village in the northlands, along with 4 Acolytes.

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +19 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,3/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:15:47 No.674996 Report

Quoted By:

>>674985
I finish my daily exercises, refining my technique. (3/3)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 74/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 74/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:16:00 No.675000 Report

Quoted By: >>675110

>>674990

>Bad idea. You end up dumping a massive load of ice into the royal library and wasting lots of mana. (-20 MP)

Okay. Perhaps different logic? I need to write this all down somewhere so I can tell what I'm patterns I'm making.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:18:47 No.675021 Report

Quoted By:

>>674992
Of course.
Good men of Parcia Castle! My companion and I seek access to your laboratory and armoury facilities so we may aid in your goal to become the most fortified fortress this kingdom has ever known! Truly our assistance can only aid in this endeavour, so we eagerly await your response!

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1180 GP) [L14,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:18:51 No.675023 Report

Quoted By:

>>674995
News will take a while to reach me of this.

Collect taxes.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 5XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 5XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:19:21 No.675029 Report

Quoted By: >>675134

>>674995
My servants take and burn the village. The men rally a defense and destroy 3 of my skeletons but are overrun. 6 of the villagers are infected and become new Plague Zombies. 12 are resurrected as mindless Ghouls. The few valuables the villagers had go to my treasury, +6G. The corpses and remains of the village graveyard go to feed my bone forges.

As our strength grows, I target another village. Rather than attack this one, we merely send in some cultists to poison the well with plague in the night.

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1260 GP) [L14,5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1260 GP) [L14,5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:21:11 No.675043 Report

Quoted By: >>675050

I collect taxes, wondering where the enchanter and alchemist I summoned have gotten off to.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:22:42 No.675050 Report

Quoted By: >>675127

>>675043
Yo we at Parcia castle.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 0/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 3058882-explosion.png, 1MiB, 960x960

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 0/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:23:14 No.675110 Report

Quoted By: >>675146

>>675000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoF9NCrU3pQ
>Your mana is absorbed. (-95 Mana)
>Mana reaction hurts you! (-21 HP)

>Very bad call. Attemping to read from your "spellcard", you miscast and end up burning all your mana in a violent eruption of pure magic. It leaves you knocked out against the floor of the royal libary, and your ears are ringing.

Your Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 2) explodes violently! (x2 Damage, rolling.)

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1340 GP) [L14,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1340 GP) [L14,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:23:53 No.675127 Report

Quoted By: >>675133 >>675142

>>675050
And stuck outside the gate, it seems.

Guards, let them in! I have jobs for you two before you set to work on improving the fortress.

>collect taxes

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:24:41 No.675133 Report

Quoted By: >>675175

>>675127
Thank you my liege. I shall make full use of the facilities at hand.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:24:41 No.675134 Report

Quoted By: >>675143 >>675148

>>675029
Another resounding success! The foolish villagers drink from the well never suspecting my treachery, all 20 are infected and become new Plague Zombies.

My undead host now consists of 32 Acolytes, 24 Skeletons, 12 Ghouls and 28 Plague Zombies

My forces are strong and great in number but I need something more powerful. I leave most of my forces at Iceholme and set off into the icy northern mountains with 4 Acolytes and 6 Skeletons for protection.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:26:31 No.675142 Report

Quoted By: >>675161 >>675175

>>675127
Thanks brojesty. What do we gotta do?

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:26:54 No.675143 Report

Quoted By: >>675169

>>675134
(+1 from level makes this a success)
My minions and I journey through the treacherous, icy mountains, and find a cave from which emanates a strange blue glow. We go inside to investigate

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 0/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 0/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:27:09 No.675146 Report

Quoted By: >>675177

>>675110

>But luckily, the wand was already knocked far away from you by the initial blast, so you suffer no further injuries.
>Concept: Magic Reactions - Normally, when you're out of mana, you're simply unable to cast spells. If something forces you to cast a spell anyway or absorbs mana past your reserves, you take damage in the form of the equivilent amount of mana that spell would have cost. Certain abilities work by draining mana, and they can be highly damaging. Don't practice magic on 0 mana unless you want to die horribly!

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Frost Bolt (5 MP) - Deals elemental ice damage to a single target from a distance.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress
New Ice Spell (4/7)

Ulch... Try and- find some type of potion or something to fix my magic reserves, and maybe to heal too...

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1440 GP) [L14,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 1440 GP) [L14,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:27:14 No.675148 Report

Quoted By: >>675175

>>675134
Word reaches me of the raids on the northern villages. I spend 500 gold and this round of taxes to garrison the northlands with 10x this roll (only with half my bonus) standard trained soldiers.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 60/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:28:22 No.675161 Report

Quoted By: >>675172 >>675176

>>675142
Enchant my dick for deadly cum shots that can hit from miles away.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 8XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv2(+1 to rolls) 8XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:29:54 No.675169 Report

Quoted By: >>675192

>>675143
2 of my skeletons die on the treacherous terrain as we explore the cave, and the first tunnel we search turns out to be a dead end. We continue exploring

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 50/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 50/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:30:22 No.675172 Report

Quoted By: >>675189

>>675161
Fail. I can't get hard for 5 turns. Enchant balls for infinite amount of ejaculations

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 940 GP) [L14,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 940 GP) [L14,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:30:39 No.675175 Report

Quoted By: >>675193 >>675215 >>675244 >>675276 >>675282

>>675148
That's 140 soldiers.

>collect taxes
>>675142
Horse travel is slow and vulnerable. I require a flight enchantment on my boots, so that I may pursue users of magic and take to the field more easily. Do not cut corners on this one. It may take you a while. I know a shoddy enchanting job when I see it.

>>675133
My alchemist...I need you to make me a scrying pool, so that I may see what is happening in my kingdom at all times.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:30:41 No.675176 Report

Quoted By: >>675215

>>675161
You know, I could have happily whipped you up something for "performance" but this is... Interesting.
Would you kindly explain why you'd use valuable mana on such an enchantment?

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 0/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 0/95, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:30:45 No.675177 Report

Quoted By: >>675185

>>675146

>The King's guards think nothing about handing you a mana potion brewed by the local alchemist to continue your work, but they warn you to not do anything that would cause undue damage to the castle, or yourself. They also comment on your bruises: they're rather cute, somehow. (Add: Mana Potion (70 MP))

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- Mana Potion (70 MP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Frost Bolt (5 MP) - Deals elemental ice damage to a single target from a distance.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress
New Ice Spell (4/7)

Drink the mana potion. Eye- I won't let something as minor as an exploding wand from detering me! I think I have something here!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 70/95, GP 100, 5/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 70/95, GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:31:55 No.675185 Report

Quoted By: >>675197

>>675177

With that out of the way, back to research! I can do this! (4/7)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:32:24 No.675189 Report

Quoted By:

>>675172
Fail. Cannot ejaculate the first three times I orgasm.

Dick 4
Balls 3

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls)

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:32:38 No.675192 Report

Quoted By: >>675219

>>675169
Deep within the cave, we find a large cavern that is the source of the strange blue glow. In the center of the cavern is an object of incredible value, a Frostwyrm Heart surrounded by the skeleton of a frost wyrm. We take the heart and return to Iceholme.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:32:51 No.675193 Report

Quoted By:

>>675175
A scrying pool will be a worthwhile addition to your equipment, sire, but it will take some time. Not an overly lengthy amount of time, but time nonetheless. I'll have it done as soon as possible.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 70/95, GP 100, 5/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 70/95, GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:33:12 No.675197 Report

Quoted By: >>675216

>>675185

>You continue to progress with writing your ice spell down. There is no doubt it's making you work for it. (5/7)

Study~ study~.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:35:34 No.675215 Report

Quoted By: >>675237 >>675244

>>675175
You got it boss
>>675176
Was trying to turn my dick into a sniper to take out Mr. Edgy necromancer from a large distance to stop a possible war anticlimactically. No pun intended.
Dick 3
Balls 3

Quest: Fly boots for king

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 70/95, GP 100, 5/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 70/95, GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:35:38 No.675216 Report

Quoted By: >>675272 >>675275

>>675197

>You are almost done with your new ice spell. (6/7)

This is it, the major breakthrough. Everything is written neatly down on these cards: now I just need to test them to see if they work!

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls)

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:35:58 No.675219 Report

Quoted By: >>675234

>>675192
On our journey back to Iceholme, we are attacked by a band of wildlings. We fight them off but they kill 2 Acolytes and 2 Skeletons. We return to Iceholme, travelling along an imperial road for part of the journey

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:37:52 No.675234 Report

Quoted By: >>675258

>>675219
We safely return to Iceholme undetected by the local guards. I send the Frostwyrm Heart to the necropolis and task some of my acolytes to study it, this will take some time.

In the meantime set about to build that Laboratory we were working on.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 40/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:38:00 No.675237 Report

Quoted By: >>675261

>>675215
Rolling for sick flying enchantment. Start with light weight enchantment on boot.

Dick 2
Balls 3

Quest: Fly boots for king 1/5

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:39:05 No.675244 Report

Quoted By: >>675272 >>675276

>>675215
There are less lewd ways to accomplish such a feat, however, points for creativity and unpredicktability (no that wasn't an unintentional misspell)
Now, back to the scrying pool.
>>675175
Good liege. A scrying pool is not possible without the assistance of a mage. I humbly request the presence and assistance of your court mage if at all available.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:40:41 No.675258 Report

Quoted By: >>675268

>>675234
(+2 makes this a success) With the Laboratory complete, we set about using the remains from the village graveyard we raided to construct some massive flesh Abominations

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 20/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 20/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:40:59 No.675261 Report

Quoted By:

>>675237
Nice! Light weight enchanted added!
Rolling for hovering enchantment

Dick 1
Balls 3
Quest: Fly boots for king 2/5
Lightweight

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 4XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 4XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:42:33 No.675268 Report

Quoted By: >>675307

>>675258
A Great Success! We now add 5 Abominations to our army and set about brewing chemical poisons and plague weapons

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 930 GP) [L14,8/10 XP]

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King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 930 GP) [L14,8/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:43:46 No.675272 Report

Quoted By: >>675294

As I sit on my throne, rolling the enchanting gem I took from the evil warlock's henchman, I think to myself of the nature of evil. It has not been long since I defeated the warlock, and already a new evil rises to the north. It is too much for a king to handle alone.

I eventually conclude that I require an elite guard, trained in the way of the sword and in battle magic. I hire 10 common soldiers for 100 gold, and I will soon begin to train them personally.

>>675244
There is but one mage in my court. I cannot say if she will be helpful, but I will summon her nonetheless.

>>675216
Sirkku! Your services are needed.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:44:23 No.675275 Report

Quoted By:

>>675216

>Add: Spellcard - Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" (Charges: 3) (-30 MP)

>Combining your knowledge of circuts with your knowledge of magic, you have constructed a device similar to a wand that is capable of self-casting spells, storing your own mana to power it. You have created your own magical device, not too shabby the feat for a self-taught sorceress such as yourself. Do not leave in front of direct sunlight, and point it away from anything you don't want to see shot up!

>Spell: Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" - Fires a hail of 1-5 attacks at all targets in a single round at -2 accuracy, dealing ice damage.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Spellcard - Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" (Charges: 3)
- x4 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- Mana Potion (70 MP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Frost Bolt (5 MP) - Deals elemental ice damage to a single target from a distance.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

Yay, I finally did it! Now to heal these bruises. Hey guards~...

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:44:43 No.675276 Report

Quoted By: >>675290 >>675291

>>675244
Truth.
>>675175
I also request a shit ton of many potions and fashionable accessories to enchant to speed up the process. Please.

Fucked up hovering. Only last for two secomes. Rerolling for hovering.

Balls 3
Quest: Fly boots for king 2/5
Lightweight

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 930 GP) [L14,8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 930 GP) [L14,8/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:45:12 No.675278 Report

Quoted By: >>675302

My armies in the north fortify their defenses. I don't need to mention that with my bonuses, these defenses will be excellent.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 08:45:41 No.675282 Report

Quoted By: >>675291 >>675487

>>675175
In addition, I'll also require a stone basin. If you already have one pre-built, that would be fantastic. If not, I may need the assistance of some builders. Luckily the designs for such a structure are in the lab, so that eliminates any architectural complications.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 10/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:46:58 No.675290 Report

Quoted By:

>>675276
Success! Hovering enchantment added to stabilize flight.

Quest: Fly boots for king 3/5
Lightweight
Hovering

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 730 GP) [L14,9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+13 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](177 HP, 175 MP, 730 GP) [L14,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:47:14 No.675291 Report

Quoted By: >>675333

>>675282
A hundred gold should cover it.
>>675276
The court alchemist is busy, but I shall buy you whatever accessories you require. Within limits, of course. (+100 gold)

>collect taxes and level

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 08:47:29 No.675294 Report

Quoted By: >>675323

>>675272

>A friendly smile is all it takes to recieve another flask from the royal guards, no questions asked. (Add: Healing Vial (20 HP))

>>675272

>Sirkku comes to the throne room covered in bruises, as though she were thrown across the room by some mavolent force. Nevertheless, a look of cheer appears to be present in her face as she proudly presents a small card with various symbols scrawled on it.
"Your majesty, your majesty! I created a new spell! Look, it fires icicles just like those robots that were shooting at you - I based the spell on that! What do you require?"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 0/70] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 1 9/10 XP ,HP 70/70, MP 0/70] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:49:18 No.675302 Report

Quoted By:

>>675278
King. Buddy. We good on those mana potions and enchantable accessories? And whatever enchant stuff I need?

Rolling to add propulsion enchantment to boots.

Quest: Fly boots for king 3/5
Lightweight
Hovering

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 6XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/26G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 6XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:50:08 No.675307 Report

Quoted By: >>675339 >>675342

>>675268
My undead forces continue on several raids, attacking small, undefended villages in the countryside, avoiding the fortified towns and city, the Abominations and Skeletons stay home to defend Iceholme with most of the Acolytes while a few raid with the Ghouls and Plague Zombies. They surround the village and deploy fast acting plague weapons while attacking any men who resist, then flee back into the countryside with the new zombies

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L15,1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L15,1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:52:28 No.675323 Report

Quoted By: >>675403

>>675294
I smile from my throne.

"Excellent! We may have need of such abilities in the near future." I look across the room, where my alchemist waits. "The court alchemist has a project on which he requires help. Perhaps you can be of assistance."

>collect taxes

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 80/80] Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 80/80] Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:53:43 No.675333 Report

Quoted By: >>675350

>>675291
Nice! I'm buying 6 mana potions and a ring for now.
6 x 10 mana 1 x40 ring.

Drinking one bottle to refill my mana.

Quest: Fly boots for king 3/5
Lightweight
Hovering

Equipment:
5 x mana potions
Ring
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,2/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:54:57 No.675339 Report

Quoted By: >>675365 >>675395

>>675307
News soon reaches me of these horrific attacks, and I spend another 500 gold to repeat the same recruitment process.

The entire northern border must be secured against this menace.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/35G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/35G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 08:55:09 No.675342 Report

Quoted By: >>675395

>>675307
The raids are a success, we burn several villages and add 18 Plague Zombies and 9 Ghouls to our forces, and 9 G to our treasury.

My acolytes nare gaining a good understanding of the Frostwyrm Heart. I return to my necropolis and begin a ritual to summon Gargoyles

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 80/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 80/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:56:09 No.675350 Report

Quoted By: >>675360

>>675333
Enchanting ring to increase enchanting skills

Quest: Fly boots for king 3/5
Lightweight
Hovering

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:57:31 No.675360 Report

Quoted By: >>675366 >>675403

>>675350
+1 roll from leveling up prevents disaster, . nothing happens. Try again

Quest: Fly boots for king 3/5
Lightweight
Hovering

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,3/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:58:20 No.675365 Report

Quoted By: >>675371

>>675339
That's an additional 160 men on the border. My total army now equals 200 men, and they cost me 20 gold passively every time I take an action.

>collect taxes.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 1/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 08:58:35 No.675366 Report

Quoted By: >>675392

>>675360
Ring fucking breaks.

Okay fuck the ring, back to work.
Propulsion To boot

Quest: Fly boots for king 3/5
Lightweight
Hovering

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 450 GP) [L15,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 450 GP) [L15,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 08:59:44 No.675371 Report

Quoted By:

>>675365
300 and 30 gold, sorry.

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 450 GP) [L15,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 450 GP) [L15,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:00:29 No.675376 Report

Quoted By: >>675390

I roll to train my royal guards in the art of the sword.

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 420 GP) [L15,5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 420 GP) [L15,5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:02:07 No.675390 Report

Quoted By:

>>675376
My tutelage is impressive as one would expect from a swordsman of my caliber. They've quickly picked up the basics.

Now to make them proficient.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:02:30 No.675392 Report

Quoted By: >>675406

>>675366
Great fucking job. Propulsion works on the boots. Able to lift off from the ground.
Rolling for control enchantment.

Quest: Fly boots for king 4/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 390 GP) [L15,5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 390 GP) [L15,5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:02:57 No.675394 Report

Quoted By:

Curses! I appear to have actually damaged their education.

>collect taxes

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/35G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/35G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:03:06 No.675395 Report

Quoted By: >>675439 >>675445

>>675342
The summoning ritual fails, no Gargoyles come to our cause.

>>675339
Our raiders hear word of a new army marching to the northlands. We leave 10 Skeletons, 12 Acolytes, 8 Plague Zombies and an Abomination to guard Iceholme's mighty defenses, along with the spirit power of the Ziggurats.

The rest of our forces march speedily to intercept the king's new recruits before they reach the fortifications and existing soldiers, we block their path and deploy plague weapons

Army:
18 Acolytes, 10 Skeletons, 4 Abominations, 21 Ghouls, and 38 Plague Zombies plus the Lich

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:04:25 No.675403 Report

Quoted By: >>675409 >>675431

>>675323
>Lady Sirkku turned to meet the King's alchemist and waved at him.

>>675360
>Before you stands a fair young maiden dressed in an ornate blue and white dress whose hair was lake colored itself. Judging from her life in the castle, she was probably some type of noble - she was bruised, but in an attractive way, and her presence appeared to cool the surrounding air.

"Hello! I'm Lady Sirkkum the Maiden of Ice! I'm still learning, but I just created a new spell! Isn't that wonderful~!"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 30/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 30/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:04:46 No.675406 Report

Quoted By:

>>675392
Control system not working. Attempted to use and failed, crashing into a pile of barrels. Rerolling for Control enchantment.

Quest: Fly boots for king 4/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 69/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:05:25 No.675409 Report

Quoted By: >>675461

>>675403

>Sirkku coughed.
"Eye-I meant Sirkku*, the Maiden of Ice! Sorry, all this magic training is affecting my ability to speak coherently, it seems."

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 30/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 30/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:09:28 No.675431 Report

Quoted By: >>675443 >>675487

>>675403
"Cool. You seem like a CHILL person. ICY that your a noble. But you should see yourself out. Go bug Malthy the alchemist. He's not doing shit.

Control systems added. Functions regularly. Now rolling for magic energy converting enchantment.

Quest: Fly boots for king 5/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion
Controls

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/35G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 8XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 70H/64M/35G Lv3(+2 to rolls) 8XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:10:28 No.675439 Report

Quoted By: >>675507

>>675395
7 of the king's soldiers are infected and become Plague Zombies before the forces engage.

Total army:
18 acolytes, 10 skeletons, 4 abominations, 21 Ghouls and 45 Plague Zombies plus Lich vs 153 soldiers

the acolytes deploy plague weapons again as the ghouls and zombies form a defensive formation blocking the path

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 2/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:10:59 No.675443 Report

Quoted By: >>675451

>>675431
DAMN IT. Rerolling again.

Quest: Fly boots for king 5/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion
Controls

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 450 GP) [L15,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 450 GP) [L15,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:11:18 No.675445 Report

Quoted By: >>675507

>>675395
The 160 man force reacts as quickly as it can to the attack by the smaller force. Plague weapons are unexpected, but the commanders attempt to compensate, and counterattack. Focus is put on destroying the more powerful minions and the lich himself, but the force will nor pursue if the enemy tries to flee.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 3/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 3/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:12:02 No.675451 Report

Quoted By: >>675461

>>675443
Fuuucckkk. Rerolling to enchant again.

Quest: Fly boots for king 5/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion
Controls

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 420 GP) [L15,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 420 GP) [L15,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:13:00 No.675459 Report

Quoted By: >>675506

Roll to collect taxes

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 3/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 3/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:13:30 No.675461 Report

Quoted By: >>675468

>>675451
Ugh.
>>675409
Thanks a lot, Elisa. You ruined my mojo.

Rerolling again.

Quest: Fly boots for king 5/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion
Controls

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 3/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 3/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:14:37 No.675468 Report

Quoted By:

>>675461
Drinking mana potion.

Rerolling again. Man it's just not my day.

Quest: Fly boots for king 5/5
Lightweight
Hovering
Propulsion
Controls

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 505 GP) [L15,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 505 GP) [L15,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:15:51 No.675478 Report

Quoted By:

I keep collecting taxes to pay for the armies in the field.

irkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

irkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:16:52 No.675487 Report

Quoted By: >>675594 >>675602

>>675431

"Okay. You must be the wrong guy! Have an ICE day!"
>Sirkku silently cringed to herself. It would be a cold day in the castle when she decided she'd make ice puns a regular part of her speech. While wandering to the area of Malthazar, she drank the healing potion given to her in order to fix her appearance. (Remove: Healing Vial (20 HP))

>>675282

>In front of you is a fair maiden dressed in high-quality clothing with odd blue hair; probably some type of noble. The air grew colder than usual around her.

"Hello! The King said you needed help for something? I'm Lady Sirkku the Maiden of Ice! I'm still learning, but I know how to write spells! Ice spells!"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 4/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 4/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:19:19 No.675506 Report

Quoted By: >>675529 >>675547

FinaFUCKINGly.

>>675459
Here you are, kingy. A pimped out, suped up, flying enchantment boots. It's got a Light weight enchantment to help with mobility and ease, hovering enchantment to keep you afloat, propulsion to help you soar through the sky, and kick ass controls to help you use all of it at once. Plus it's economically friendly, magically charged by solar power and friction for when you walk, so none of those stupid Duracell magic stones are necessary!

Enjoy!

Quest: Fly boots for king COMPLETE

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/74M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls)

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/74M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:19:40 No.675507 Report

Quoted By: >>675547

>>675439
>>675445
3 of the Abominations and 5 Acolytes are killed, and the Lich takes 15 damage.

Plague weapons have a great success, turning 1.5x(9+2)=16 of the soldiers into additional Plague Zombies.

Army:
1 Abomination, 13 Acolytes, 61 Plague Zombies, 21 Ghouls vs 131 royal soldiers

The Lich casts Blizzrd, slowing the movements of the enemy soldiers and killing some of the men

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 5/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 5/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:24:27 No.675529 Report

Quoted By: >>675550

>>675506
Enchanting my dick again to shoot projectiles

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,8/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:26:27 No.675547 Report

Quoted By: >>675577 >>675582

>>675507
Without a scrying pool, I will not personally hear of the results of the battle until it is over.

https://youtu.be/ZenmglXcF4M?t=1m27s

The royal officers keep the army in line, even in the face of such great danger. In as good order as can be achieved, the wings of the formation advance more quickly than the center, aiming for a double envelopment.
>>675506
Excellent! Enjoy 170 gold for your good work. You may see to the castle as planned now.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 5/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 100

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 5/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 100 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:26:50 No.675550 Report

Quoted By: >>675577

>>675529
HELL YEAH. HAND CANNON DICK ENCHANTMENT. SUPER EFFECTIVE.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 385 GP) [L15,8/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:29:52 No.675569 Report

Quoted By:

I roll to collect taxes

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:31:08 No.675577 Report

Quoted By: >>675583 >>675589

>>675550
Jerks off to get rid of blocked balls.
Balls 2

>>675547
Yo kingy your subject don't really understand my dialect of Engurishu so I'm just gonna enchant a shit ton of stuff. Cool cool? K good.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 1XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 1XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:31:39 No.675582 Report

Quoted By: >>675605 >>675628

>>675547
The icy winds of the blizzard slow the army's advance and kill 10 of the royal soldiers. The undead forces retreat back, moving out of range of the center of the king's forces, while the Plague Zombies engage on both flanks supported by acolytes throwing plague weapons.

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 470 GP) [L15,9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 470 GP) [L15,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:31:40 No.675583 Report

Quoted By: >>675608

>>675577
By all means do so

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:33:01 No.675589 Report

Quoted By:

>>675577
Jerking off again
Balls 1

Enchant castle walls with Magic resist.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 09:33:58 No.675594 Report

Quoted By: >>675625

S irkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Map_Currentest.png, 14KiB, 683x417

S irkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:34:29 No.675597 Report

Quoted By: >>675616

Hey, the map people updated the map! The mountains are teeming full of dangerous things!

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 09:35:07 No.675602 Report

Quoted By: >>675625

>>675487
A pleasure, my lady. I'm Malthazar, the court alchemist. I'm in need of your magical abilities regarding the construction of a scrying pool. Are you familiar with clairvoyance and scrying spells?

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 440 GP) [L15,9/10 XP]

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO legion.jpg, 139KiB, 900x598

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 440 GP) [L15,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:35:28 No.675605 Report

Quoted By: >>675622

>>675582
In response, the flanks dig in and defend against the attack, inflicting as many casualties as they can, while the center continues its advance, pushing the undead center farther and farther back.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:36:33 No.675608 Report

Quoted By: >>675615 >>675628

Great success!
>>675583
Kingy! Parcia's walls are now greatly resistant to magic and are as strong as steel.

Jerking off. Balls are good. Enchant balls with infinite semen bullets.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 440 GP) [L15,9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 440 GP) [L15,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:36:57 No.675610 Report

Quoted By: >>675615

Collect taxes.

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 390 GP) [L15,9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+14 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 390 GP) [L15,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:03 No.675615 Report

Quoted By:

>>675610
I lose 50 gold from paying army expenses and peasants refusing to pay.

Collect taxes again.
>>675608
Well done. This castle will be impenetrable.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:11 No.675616 Report

Quoted By:

>>675597
Excellent. This is just what I needed to construct the magical vision of our realm that is required! All I need now is for you to cast some basic scrying and clairvoyance spells into the basin of water which I shall purify and carve runes into, and this heathen's army shall fall!

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:56 No.675622 Report

Quoted By: >>675640 >>675646 >>675662

>>675605
Ouch this +20 combat bonus is painful

The plague attacks turn only 5 of the king's soldiers to plague zombies while his counterattack kills 25. In a desperate defense the Lich summons an icy bulwark to bar the army's advance up the center while the plague forces continue to fight on the flanks

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:39:29 No.675625 Report

Quoted By: >>675647

>>675594
>>675602

>Sirkku stuck a finger to her hand and pondered.
"...Clairvoyance? I'm sorry, but the sole school of magic I'm taught in is ice manipulation - cryomancy, and it's something I picked up from being transfered from wizard captor to wizard captor - Eye'm not a certified magician, but I can write spells, kind of. After an explosion..."
>Sirkku frowned. Really, her dabbling in magic was a hobby more than anything.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:39:41 No.675628 Report

Quoted By: >>675645 >>675662

>>675608
Preparations are set!
>>675582
Rolling
I use my dick cannon to rain down a storm of semen bullets from afar upon the undead army, providing supporting fire.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 445 GP) [L16,0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 445 GP) [L16,0/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:41:46 No.675640 Report

Quoted By: >>675660 >>675662

>>675622
The combat bonus is personal combat, and would stack would general if I was attacking you with a sword. Only general bonus applies to this, because it's administrative. Not that that really helps because that's also ridiculously high

Sorry if that wasn't clear enough. I got my combat bonus from having an awesome sword and training three times per point

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 10/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:49 No.675645 Report

Quoted By: >>675660

>>675628
Rolling to enchant the water in the moat with sentience.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 445 GP) [L16,0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 445 GP) [L16,0/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:43:21 No.675646 Report

Quoted By: >>675692

>>675622
With an ice wall formed in the center, the royal army splits in two and presses with its full strength around the sides. Whooping shouts of victory begin to come from every throat.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 09:44:06 No.675647 Report

Quoted By: >>675673 >>675713

>>675625
I see. No matter. Freezing the water is a part of the process of its purification, so with your magic we'll be able to complete the pool even faster than usual. you could also assist in supercooling the stone to make it easier to carve. I'll simply have to carve more runes to grant it adequate scrying ability.
Follow me to my lab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgh0YXkPVNY

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Oddly-handed cat

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 415 GP) [L16,0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 415 GP) [L16,0/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:44:30 No.675649 Report

Quoted By: >>675660

Collect taxes

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 0/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 0/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:46:13 No.675660 Report

Quoted By: >>675675 >>675708

>>675645
Enchant moat water to become water watch dogs.
>>675640
My Lord, can I provide air support with my hail of semen bullets?
>>675649

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:46:23 No.675662 Report

Quoted By: >>675708 >>675713

>>675640
Alright so there is 5 more plague zombies still then
>>675622

Dubs make this counterattack a great success, 9+3+2=14 more soldiers are turned into plague zombies>>675628 The advance up the center is stopped completely, fighting continues only on the flanks.

a barrage of semen bullets rains down from seemingly nowhere, killing 4 Ghouls and 5 Acolytes

Army:
60 Plague Zombies, 17 Ghouls, 8 Acolytes, 10 Skeletons and the Lich vs 110 soldiers slowed by the cold with the center front blocked

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 40/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:47:52 No.675673 Report

Quoted By: >>675725

>>675647

>The fair maiden nods and follows, noting the atmosphere of the lab as one not dissimilar to the Machine Tower, a bit lacking the killer robots inherent in the latter. Didn't she used to know how to carve runes? All the bubbling liquids reminder her of tea. It was a long time since she last had any tea...

"Okay! Tell me when you need something frozen or melted!"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 80/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 6/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 80/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:48:20 No.675675 Report

Quoted By: >>675713

>>675660
Drink another mana potion
Moat water becomes water puppies, Not really doing much. Must wait 5 turns for them to grow into dogs.

Water pups 5

Equipment:
3x mana potion
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 4XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 4XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:50:27 No.675692 Report

Quoted By:

>>675646
21 more plague zombies are killed, and only 5 more soldiers are zombified, the undead forces are now badly outnumbered, the flanks begin to pull back, the Abomination begins a counterattack supported by frost magic and ghouls

Army:
44 Plague Zombies, 17 Ghouls, 8 Acolytes, 10 Skeletons and the Lich vs 105 soldiers slowed by the cold

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 480 GP) [L16,1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 480 GP) [L16,1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:52:15 No.675708 Report

Quoted By: >>675731 >>675737

>>675660
We have no way of knowing what's going on rn but go ahead if you've got a source
>>675662
The battle turns bloodier and bloodier as the lich turns the army's own strength against it. In response the legion only pushes harder around the ice walls, trying to create a breakthrough.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 480 GP) [L16,1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 480 GP) [L16,1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 09:52:34 No.675711 Report

Quoted By:

Collect taxes

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 7/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 7/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:52:38 No.675713 Report

Quoted By: >>675737 >>675753

>>675675
Enchant the knight's armor with Magic resist.

>>675662
See, Malthy? >>675647
Told you it would be useful.

Water pups 4
Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 09:54:48 No.675725 Report

Quoted By: >>675748

>>675673
Very well, my lady. Let's get to work.
Melas!
>you spot a black cat get up from its sleeping spot in the corner and stretch. As you see the cat get up, you also spot that it has small human hands instead of cat paws
Fetch me the golddust, will you?
The cat meanders over to the shelf as I mix water with another clear liquid that has a slight blue sheen to it. The water sizzles as the blue liquid is poured slowly into the stone basin with it.
Now, my lady, would you kindly freeze the water and supercool the basin for me?

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 5XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 5XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:55:31 No.675731 Report

Quoted By: >>675737 >>675778

>>675708
The counterattack kills another 5 men before it is beaten back, with the abomination and 10 ghouls killed

The Lich summons Skeletons from the broken corpses of soldiers lying around the battlefield while the Plague Zombies continue to battle fiercely along the flanks

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 7/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 7/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:56:16 No.675737 Report

Quoted By: >>675750 >>675768

>>675708
I got a nat 9 on my dick cannon, enchanting it will long range lethal abilities. My semen is endless as well.

>>675713
Only made the armor smell like fruit loops. Roll for another barrage of semen bullets.>>675731

Water pups 3
Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 3d-ice-dice-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg, 301KiB, 1920x1200

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 09:57:32 No.675748 Report

Quoted By: >>675777

>>675725

Taking a deep breath, Sirkku concentrates and extends out a single palm, targeting the basin.
"Okay! Casting quickfreeze! (-2 MP)"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 60/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 09:57:47 No.675750 Report

Quoted By: >>675781

>>675737
Rolling to enchant nearby stones into Golems.

Water pups 2
Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 09:58:05 No.675753 Report

Quoted By:

>>675713
I do concede that your combative idea, while still unnecessarily lewd, is undoubtedly effective.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YAFCYORd Tue 23 May 2017 09:59:41 No.675766 Report

Quoted By:

2 damage! 2 damage! xD

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 5XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 5XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 09:59:54 No.675768 Report

Quoted By:

>>675737
Summoning the skeletons fails and the semen barrage kills off an acolyte and the rest of the ghouls

2 Acolytes launch a suicide attack, charging straight into the middle of each enemy flank with huge urns of plague weapons (2x roll zombified if success, 3x if great success)

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:00:41 No.675777 Report

Quoted By: >>675798 >>675803

>>675748
An excellent spell, my lady. Now for the final touch.
>I sprinkle the golddust handed to me by Melas over the frozen water in a spiral pattern
roll for correct execution

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 590 GP) [L16,1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 590 GP) [L16,1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:00:41 No.675778 Report

Quoted By: >>675808

>>675731
The army begins to fan around the Lich's forces as it moves around the wall. It hopes to surround you and wipe your forces out!

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 35/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 70/80, MP 35/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:01:00 No.675781 Report

Quoted By: >>675804

>>675750
The Golems were created, but attack me dealing 10 damage. Roll to enchant them into submission.

Water pups 1
Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 590 GP) [L16,1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 590 GP) [L16,1/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:01:18 No.675782 Report

Quoted By:

Collect taxes

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:02:55 No.675798 Report

Quoted By: >>675819

>>675777

"Woah, what's happening!?"

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:03:24 No.675803 Report

Quoted By: >>675819 >>675822

>>675777
Excellent application, if i do say so myself.
>The water instantly melts, and a golden ripple passes over the surface, and dissipates.
Now, for the carving.
>I position my chisel and hammer on the stone basin, breathing in and out as I steady my nerves, and begin carving the sacred symbols of scrying into the supercooled rock.
Roll for carving.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 55/80, MP 35/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 55/80, MP 35/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:03:46 No.675804 Report

Quoted By: >>675811

>>675781
The Golems didn't give a fuck. Deals 5 tho. Roll again

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 6XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 6XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:04:29 No.675808 Report

Quoted By: >>675834 >>675844

>>675778
>so close to full victory with trips
The kings forces surround the army and inflict heavy casualties, there will be no retreat but the acolytes' suicide attack is greatly successful, turning masses of the king's troops against their former comrades (_22 plague zombies from plague bombs, -23 from combat dmg)

Army:
5 acolytes, 43 plague zombies, 10 skeletons, and a Lich vs 77 royal soldiers

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 55/80, MP 25/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 55/80, MP 25/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:05:13 No.675811 Report

Quoted By:

>>675804
The Golems brush it off again. Kind of just giving up and not viewing you as a threat. Rolling again.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:06:32 No.675819 Report

Quoted By: >>675840 >>675862

>>675803
Curses.
>a chunk of cooled rock about the size of the average wrist flies off the basin
>>675798
How adept are you at melting rock? If it's a problem I can simply make the rune smaller, but the king needs all the power he can get.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 80/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 80/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:06:38 No.675822 Report

Quoted By:

>>675803
I give up, resting to restore everything while the Golems frolock in the distance.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 625 GP) [L16,3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 625 GP) [L16,3/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:07:30 No.675834 Report

Quoted By: >>675878

>>675808
The royal army pushes forward again into the surrounded army of undead. They target the acolytes especially, having seen what they can do.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 625 GP) [L16,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 625 GP) [L16,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:08:12 No.675839 Report

Quoted By:

Collect taxes.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:08:22 No.675840 Report

Quoted By: >>675862

>>675819

>The maiden tilted her head in order to get a glimpse at the curious basin from multiple angles.
"I can rapidly melt and freeze things by manipulating ice, but rock is outside of my element in a literal sense!"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:08:58 No.675844 Report

Quoted By: >>675851 >>675855

>>675808
One last barrage of semen. Sexually exhausted for shooting hard enough to reach that distance, I stop.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:09:44 No.675851 Report

Quoted By: >>675857

>>675844
Does the +1 roll help at all for this?

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:10:24 No.675855 Report

Quoted By: >>675916

>>675844
I can create some more purified water that may put a dent in the defences of the undead, however, I've never witnessed it's use in combat. I can't tell what the result may be, but it's worth a try in my book.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 720 GP) [L16,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 720 GP) [L16,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:10:47 No.675857 Report

Quoted By: >>675872

>>675851
It applies to all rolls.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:11:17 No.675862 Report

Quoted By: >>675892 >>675893 >>675902

>>675840
>>675819
Fucking hell, guys. Let me handle this. Roll for barrage of semen to chisel away the rune symbol.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 70/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:12:17 No.675872 Report

Quoted By:

>>675857
So that's a 5 instead of a 4?

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 7XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 7XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:12:52 No.675878 Report

Quoted By: >>675909 >>675921

>>675834
11 more soldiers are killed and turned to plague zombies while the fighting kills 15 zombies and 4 of the acolytes.

the skeletons surround the remaining acolyte to protect him while the plague zombies continue to fight along the flanks, they are still on the defensive but as the plague turns the human soldiers against each other their numbers are rapidly depleted

Army: 39 Plague Zombies, 10 skeletons, 1 acolyte and 1 Lih vs 66 remaining soldiers

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:13:57 No.675892 Report

Quoted By: >>675905

>>675862
The semen, instead of being it's normal, hard, bullet-like consistency, hits the rock like regular semen would.

Oh shit. My bad.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:14:08 No.675893 Report

Quoted By:

>>675862

>The fair maiden is visibly horrified by the method the enchanter attempts to carve the rune.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:15:39 No.675902 Report

Quoted By: >>675921

>>675862
>the cat shrieks and jumps out of the way as a glob of semen bounces off the stone and hits the floor where it sat a microsecond earlier
Goodness gracious, Agis. Thank goodness you glanced off the rock. I can't use the "ammo" for potions now either, case it's all over the floor.

Oh well, the carving of the runes is more or less complete now, it's just not as high of a standard I wanted. But it'll do for battle, anyway.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:15:53 No.675905 Report

Quoted By: >>675921

>>675892
Tries to enchant the rock with self cleaning properties.

Rolling for self cleaning.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 700 GP) [L16,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 700 GP) [L16,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:16:49 No.675909 Report

Quoted By: >>675921 >>675947

>>675878
Heavy losses are sustained in the push, but there's no turning back now. The royal army surges forward, attempting to kill the last of the acolytes and destroy the zombies.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 700 GP) [L16,4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 700 GP) [L16,4/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:17:24 No.675913 Report

Quoted By:

Collect taxes again

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Spellcard_Template.png, 45KiB, 509x388

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:17:42 No.675916 Report

Quoted By: >>675928 >>675934

>>675855

"Ey-I think I might have something that can help make it combat-capable! This thing in my hand is a spellcard, see - it automatically casts spells like a wand, but can store more complex commands like when and where to cast it! It can turn the water into an icicle and later have the ice melt while airborne! Maybe, if I can figure out how to link it right..."

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:18:36 No.675921 Report

Quoted By: >>675928 >>675934

>>675902
Sorry about that Malthy, >>675905
Well at least now we'll never have to clean it?
>>675878
>>675909
Sends another barrage of semen to provide air support to for the king. The last bullet in the chamber.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:19:57 No.675928 Report

Quoted By: >>676041

>>675916
Intriguing. I've seen one of these in the Grand Library once. It's definitely worth a shot, however, the battle is nearing its end. We must make haste!
>>675921
And thank you for the cleaning assistance, Agis.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 65/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:20:17 No.675934 Report

Quoted By: >>675946 >>675967

>>675921
Okay. Enough air support for today.
>>675916
So it's like a yugioh card right?

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:21:45 No.675946 Report

Quoted By: >>675953

>>675934
Rolling to make Golems submit again.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 8XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 8XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:21:51 No.675947 Report

Quoted By: >>675978

>>675909
The king's forces bring a brutal counterattack that destroys the skeleton and acolyte and 18 more of the zombies. 11 soldiers are infected with plague.

There are now only 31 plague zombies and the Lich, standing against 55 sodliers. The Lich attempts to summon more skeleton guards from the bodies of the fallen, while the plague zombies continue to fight. Some semen splashess on the plague zombies.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 770 GP) [L16,5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 770 GP) [L16,5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:21:55 No.675948 Report

Quoted By: >>675969

In my throne room, I sit back and relax, completely unaware that a battle is raging since I don't have a scrying pool

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:22:56 No.675953 Report

Quoted By:

>>675946
Roll to enchant the most again, this time making it a huge water monster to protect the castle.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Mden.jpg, 42KiB, 233x290

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 38/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:24:39 No.675967 Report

Quoted By: >>675994 >>676094

>>675934

>Sirkku was glancing at the ecentric enchanter and his weird mannerisms. She didn't quite know what to make of him, but he certainly had no shame in anything, at all.
"A- a what?"

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 50/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:25:09 No.675969 Report

Quoted By: >>675987 >>675994

>>675948
Status report.
I now have Golems protecting the castle. About 4 in total. Working on creating a huge moat water monster.

Rerolling for moat monster.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 770 GP) [L16,5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 770 GP) [L16,5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:25:45 No.675978 Report

Quoted By: >>676004

>>675947
The royal legion pushes ever forward, trying to cut its way through the mob of zombies to its master.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 750 GP) [L16,5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 750 GP) [L16,5/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:27:15 No.675987 Report

Quoted By: >>676023

>>675969
Truly, you are a genius at fortifications. I shall have to remember to reward you in the future.

Collect taxes

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:27:53 No.675994 Report

Quoted By:

>>675967
Ah. Wrong genre. Don't think about it too much, snow cone
>>675969
Great success! A sentient dragon made of water is formed from the moat, guarding the castle.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 8XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/70M/35G Lv4(+3 to rolls) 8XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:29:03 No.676004 Report

Quoted By: >>676023 >>676029 >>676032

>>675978
5 more soldiers are infected, and 10 zombies are raised, protecting their lich master.

The royal armys counterattack kills 23 plague zombies, there are now just 13 zombies, 10 skeletons and the lich. against 50 royal guards

The lich summons icy armor for himself and his remaining guards while the plague zombies continue battling.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:31:20 No.676023 Report

Quoted By: >>676051

>>675987
And remember you shall. The water moat dragon is complete btw.
>>676004
And one more barrage of semen. I feel good about this one.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 840 GP) [L16,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 840 GP) [L16,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:32:06 No.676029 Report

Quoted By: >>676071 >>676091

>>676004
With so few zombies left, the legion focuses on eliminating them first. The infection rate msut be stopped!

The butchery continues, and the ground runs red with blood.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:32:23 No.676032 Report

Quoted By:

>>676004
The semen barrage provides no tactical advantage what so ever. A little bit gets in the eye of the lich, but that's it.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:33:25 No.676041 Report

Quoted By:

>>675928
Yo Malthy when are you gonna be done with that pool thingy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/65M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls)

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 65H/65M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:34:44 No.676051 Report

Quoted By: >>676077

>>676023
more semen rains down on the undead, but it is absorbed harmlessly by their icy armor.

7 more soldiers are infected, there are now 20 zombies, 10 skeletons and a lich against 43 soldiers.

The lich casts a cone of cold, icy wind magic that blasts targets in a cone infront of him slowing them and inflicting frost damage (1.5x roll casualties if success)

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:37:33 No.676071 Report

Quoted By: >>676105 >>676108

>>676029
>Carries out the Scrying Pool on a wheeled cart
My liege. After a few technical difficulties, the Scrying Pool is complete. You may now peruse the battlefield at your will.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 820 GP) [L16,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 820 GP) [L16,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:38:24 No.676077 Report

Quoted By: >>676117 >>676120

>>676051
Despite the double roll, the royal army attacks yet again!

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 75H/70M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 1 XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 75H/70M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 1 XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:40:02 No.676091 Report

Quoted By:

>>676029
The rest of the zombies are killed off in spite of their icy armor

Only 7 troops are hit by the lich's icy blast, he retreats behind the safety of his armored skeletons and summons another blizzard to slow the soldeirs attack

the kings army is now down to 36 men

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:40:40 No.676094 Report

Quoted By: >>676117 >>676122

>>675967
>heads back up to the lab
Now, Sirkku, we must focus our attention on the matter of this spell card. I'll create some more purified water for you to cast it on.

Now, if you would kindly cast quick freeze again on this pot of water, please.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:42:34 No.676105 Report

Quoted By: >>676117

>>676071
One more try.... Roll to use semen bullets to carve the runes again.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 800 GP) [L16,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 800 GP) [L16,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:42:59 No.676108 Report

Quoted By:

>>676071
Ah, well done...

As I gaze into the pool, I see the events of the battlefield, and my eyes narrow in anger. The lich has dared to invade my lands?

Luckily, I have the ability to get there quickly. I take to the air and speed towards the battle.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:43:55 No.676117 Report

Quoted By:

>>676105
Success!! >>676094
Fixed it for ya Malthy.
>>676077
Here ya go king, it's in better quality now.

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/65M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/65M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:44:07 No.676120 Report

Quoted By: >>676126 >>676128 >>676132 >>676148

>>676077
the skeletons are killed and the lich takes 11dmg

11 of the kings soldiers remain but they are slowed by the cold, the lich casts frost nova and flees as the last of the army is frozen in place

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 36/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 36/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:44:40 No.676122 Report

Quoted By: >>676179 >>676192

>>676094

"Okay, quick freeze here we go, but I just realized that we can only produce one spellcard: I need to use my own magical energy to charge the card, and I spent most of it developing the one I have now! Well, unless I were to find some mana potions or something!"
>Casting Quick Freeze on the pot of water! (-2 MP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 36/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 36/95, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:45:29 No.676126 Report

Quoted By:

>>676120

(Frost Nova costs 15 mana to cast!)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 2 8/10 XP ,HP 80/80, MP 40/80] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:45:40 No.676128 Report

Quoted By: >>676144 >>676195

>>676120
I warm up the army with my semen, reversing the slow effect.

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 800 GP) [L16,6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 195 MP, 800 GP) [L16,6/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:46:21 No.676132 Report

Quoted By:

>>676120
As the lich fails to flee for some reason, I rocket in from the sky above. I see the enemy, and reach out with my telekinetic left gauntlet for 10 MP, grabbing your ankle in a vicelike grip unless I roll a 0.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 90/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 90/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:47:56 No.676144 Report

Quoted By: >>676195

>>676128
Success! The soldiers, although disgusted, are able to move freely now

Equipment:
Super Speed boots
Fiery elbows
Enforced tunic (Great Success)
Staminupped leggings (Great success)
Super strength gauntlets
Steel-like 1 ton stick (Great success)
Enchanted Dick cannon (Great success)
Infinite semen bullets
Mildly-retarded suit of armor. -1 phy

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 2XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 2XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:48:40 No.676148 Report

Quoted By: >>676174 >>676186

>>676120
The lich's attempts to flee are unsuccessful, he gets out of the army's striking distance as they are slowed by the cold, but is unable to escape their pursuit as the king himself enters the battlefield

Desperate for survival, the lich attempts to open a summoning portal to Iceholme, where his acolytes have completed research into the Frostwyrn Heart

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:50:33 No.676174 Report

Quoted By: >>676201

>>676148
Having successfully grappled the lich, I yank him away from the portal and land in between him and his escape.

"You shall not have another chance like this one, villlain."

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:50:58 No.676179 Report

Quoted By: >>676192

>>676122
>the water ripples slightly as a few icecubes float to the surface
No matter. I can craft some mana potions now, and freeze the water using some frost salts. It'll just take a little longer.

Roll for successful mana potion creation using mint leaves, frostserpent scales, and Arbrula root.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:51:46 No.676186 Report

Quoted By: >>676195 >>676200

>>676148
Yo they aren't slowed by the cold. I rolled a 8 to warm them up with my semen.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:52:38 No.676192 Report

Quoted By: >>676222

>>676179
Well, goodness gracious, that has to be possibly the best mana potion i've ever made! Amazing what working under pressure does to a man.
>>676122
Here you are my lady, a greatly successful mana potion.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:52:47 No.676195 Report

Quoted By:

>>676186
>>676144
>>676128
See?

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:53:28 No.676200 Report

Quoted By: >>676219

>>676186
Who cares, I'm there now, everything else is irrelevant

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 10:53:29 No.676201 Report

Quoted By: >>676218 >>676219

>>676174
While the king grabs hold of the Lich himself and prevents his escape, threatening his frail body, a powerful Frostwyrm enters the battle (100HP). The frostwyrm attacks the king who stands between it and its master, blasting him with its icy breath

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:56:04 No.676218 Report

Quoted By: >>676255

>>676201
Together, the cape of wisdom and the enchanted royal armor easily absorb the damage. I grin and unsheath the Sword of Truth, its blade flickering to life in blue flame. I fly at the dragon and slice at its neck with the white hot blade.

>total bonus +35 unless 0

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 10:56:09 No.676219 Report

Quoted By: >>676227 >>676245

>>676200
>>676201
That's why

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 95/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 95/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:56:47 No.676222 Report

Quoted By: >>676243 >>676248

>>676192

>(Add: Mana Potion (70 MP))
>Wasting no time, Sirkku downs the mana potion and refrains from gagging at the salty sour taste. How did the Enchanter manage to drink these things as often as he was doing right now!?
"Thank you very much, Malthazar~. With any luck, that will be the only one I'll need for a while."

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](197 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 10:57:31 No.676227 Report

Quoted By:

>>676219
>implying this will make a difference

They don't call me The Sword for nothing

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 10:59:42 No.676243 Report

Quoted By: >>676290

>>676222
You're very welcome.
Now, the frost salts.
>I sprinkle the frost salts liberally into the water, watching them make contact and create that beautiful cracking/squeeking noise as the pot freezes over.
Now for the golddust.

Roll for golddust application.

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 95/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 95/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 10:59:51 No.676245 Report

Quoted By: >>676264 >>676290

>>676219

(Last thread, Angmar soloed a robot that was meant to be a boss for three people. He's the action king! I likewise know how Kel can survive this encounter and it has to do with the fact that he knows one of the same abilities that I do, but I don't think I'm supposed to indulge that kind of info...)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:00:11 No.676248 Report

Quoted By:

>>676222
"refrains from gagging at the salty sour taste."

HA phrasing.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 11:00:57 No.676255 Report

Quoted By: >>676272 >>676299

>>676218
the frostwyrm lrys out a terrible shriek and takes flight, struggleing with you as it rises through the air. It slashes at you attacking with its armor piercing necrotic claws (67HP)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 80/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:02:17 No.676264 Report

Quoted By:

>>676245
(Oh. Interesting)

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](187 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 11:03:25 No.676272 Report

Quoted By: >>676302

>>676255
The claws are brutal, but luckily my armor manages to take some of the damage. (-10)

I cackle madly as I circle the wyrm and strike again with the flaming sword. Every so often I look down to make sure the lich doesn't escape.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 11:05:31 No.676290 Report

Quoted By: >>676303

>>676243
By the many fires of hell, that mana potion I crafted is the only thing keeping me from throwing myself out of this tower.
I'm going to need some time to carve some sacred purifying runes, and have you, >>676245, my lady, melt the ice, if possible along with using the spellcard to create the icicle bomb.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:06:27 No.676299 Report

Quoted By: >>676305 >>676494

>>676255
I unleash my ultimate attack. Bukakke no Buta burasuto. Costing 40 mana, I launch a stream of semen at the lich so powerful it appears to be a beam of white light.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 3XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 64H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 3XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 11:07:17 No.676302 Report

Quoted By: >>676315 >>676318

>>676272
In addition to the damage the critical strike infects you with a necrotic curse that will eat away at your flesh every time you take an action until it is removed by a priest or enchanter

the frostwyrm blasts you with its icy breath once again this time at point blank rnge, whough it is now badly injured itself (30hp). The lich meanwhile attempts to open another portal to Iceholme

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 93/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 93/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 11:07:19 No.676303 Report

Quoted By: >>676307

>>676290

Okay, this should be trivial. Casting Quickmelt on the ice! (-2 MP)

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:07:26 No.676305 Report

Quoted By:

>>676299
HOLY SHIT. DUBS. SUPER ATTACK. AT THE LICH. LIKE 10000 MILES AWAY. OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 93/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 93/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 11:07:54 No.676307 Report

Quoted By: >>676316 >>676501

>>676303

(Note it's 3+2 due to my level! I think?)

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 11:09:06 No.676315 Report

Quoted By: >>676323 >>676333

>>676302
Once again, my cape and armor absorb the damage, but the curse takes away 5 HP.

I quickly deal the death blow to the dragon and turn on the lich scum.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 11:09:37 No.676316 Report

Quoted By: >>676495

>>676307
(yeah i think so let's just roll w/ it my alchemist is getting suicidal)
(also forgot to roll for carving so I'll do that now i guess)
Excellent work, Sirkku. This icicle should be completed in no time.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:10:04 No.676318 Report

Quoted By:

>>676302
A STREAM OF SEMEN STRIKES KEL OUT OF NOWHERE, STOPPING HIM FROM REACHING THE PORTAL. FREEZING HIM IN HIS TRACKS.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:10:55 No.676323 Report

Quoted By: >>676329

>>676315
IS NO ONE CHOOSING TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY 99 DUBS SNIPER ON KEL??

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:11:31 No.676329 Report

Quoted By:

>>676323
IT'S A MOTHAFUCKING CRIT.

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 45H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 6XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 45H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 6XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 11:11:51 No.676333 Report

Quoted By: >>676499 >>676502 >>676507

>>676315
Blasted by another barrage of semen that inflicts heavy damage, the lich desperately fleed to the portal and the safety of Iceholme

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:12:12 No.676494 Report

Quoted By:

>>676299
RIGHT HERE. RIGHT. HERE.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 93/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 3, +2 (HP 80/80, MP 93/95, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 11:12:14 No.676495 Report

Quoted By: >>676530

>>676316

"This is going to take a little bit to complete. The way I progra- enchant these cards isn't the most efficient."

>Start working on a spellcard that combines Frostbolt with Quickmelt!

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 11:12:41 No.676499 Report

Quoted By: >>676502 >>676507

>>676333
But you failed to open the portal.

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - 70/70HP/70/70M/100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 11:12:48 No.676501 Report

Quoted By:

>>676307
All that's left now is for you to use that spellcard and deal the finishing blow!

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,7/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 11:13:07 No.676502 Report

Quoted By:

>>676333
>>676499
Forgot your bonus nvr mind

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +1 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:13:46 No.676507 Report

Quoted By: >>676513 >>676540

>>676499
>>676333
True. You were attempting to open it but my blast stopped you.

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +3 rl Gold 270

Agis the Enchanter [Lv 3 0/10 XP ,HP 90/90, MP 40/90] +3 rl Gold 270 ID:xYsZpP4u Tue 23 May 2017 11:14:47 No.676513 Report

Quoted By:

>>676507
A shit forgot to update my bonus

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+15 gnrl bonus, +20 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](182 HP, 185 MP, 800 GP) [L16,9/10 XP] ID:Ol3IWy/0 Tue 23 May 2017 11:14:58 No.676514 Report

Quoted By:

"You are safe for now, lich scum. But I will come for you soon."

I return to the palace and go to sleep. I'll be awake in a bit. Make a new thread when it's needed, roles reset after one more thread 404s.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 4, +3 (HP 90/90, MP 85/105, GP 100, 9/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 4, +3 (HP 90/90, MP 85/105, GP 100, 9/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 11:17:48 No.676530 Report

Quoted By: >>676667

>>676495

>You begin drafting up a spell card using your prior experience. Working rapidly, you cobble together something crude but functional at an elevated mana cost.
>Add: Spellcard - Lake Sign "Purifying Baptism" (Charges: 1) (-18 MP)
>You feel more confident in your abilities. Leveled up!

"I-I don't know what this does exactly, but it should work, I think. Whose going to use it?"

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 43H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 8XP

Kel'Thuzad the Evil Lich 43H/50M/35G Lv5(+4 to rolls) 8XP ID:49KUuEbs Tue 23 May 2017 11:19:03 No.676540 Report

Quoted By:

>>676507
trips > dubs the crit effect = 19 damage instead of 9 and actually hitting from 1000 miles away not a freeze or counterspell. i guess it should have been 21 damage with your bonus but still.

the lich somehow, miraculously escapes to the safety of Iceholme through the portal under heavy fire of long rage semen and from under the king's nose. But for drawing royal blood in his encounter with the King the Lich has now become a rightful King of the Undead himself.

He retires to the safety of Iceholme to rest (im going to bed too lol)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 4, +3 (HP 90/90, MP 85/105, GP 100, 9/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 4, +3 (HP 90/90, MP 85/105, GP 100, 9/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 11:19:54 No.676551 Report

Quoted By: >>676564

(To tell you the truth, I'm rather tired too.)

>After an exhausting day making magic, the fair maiden is ready to rest until further notice. She retires to her bedroom in the tower. (Status: *Sleep*)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 4, +3 (HP 90/90 [*Sleep*], MP 85/105, GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 4, +3 (HP 90/90 [*Sleep*], MP 85/105, GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:hPGVrzJi Tue 23 May 2017 11:20:43 No.676564 Report

Quoted By:

>>676551

(Final Stats)

Malthazar the Court alchemist - EXP: 7/10 70/70HP, 70/70M, 100/100G

Malthazar the Court alchemist - EXP: 7/10 70/70HP, 70/70M, 100/100G ID:fMN1UVmf Tue 23 May 2017 11:39:37 No.676667 Report

Quoted By:

>>676530
(It's only like 9:23 PM where I am but I did a shitton today so i'm still p. tired too)
(plus thread is dead)
>After noticing Sirkku retire to her quarters, the alchemist, too, only just realised how tired he was, and could see the faintest tinge of sunlight approaching the horizon from his tower, contrasting the distant treeline against a beautiful pink/orange haze. He sets away all his ingredients on the shelves, and stretches, cracking several joints. He retires to his small, but still reasonably comfortable bed tucked away in the back of the lab, stows away his knife and manuscript in the bedside drawer, disrobes, lies down, and shuts his eyes as a familiar set of miniature hands joined to a black lump of fur jumps up and curls itself up on his back.

(status: sleep)

Equipment:
Robes
Alchemist's dagger of life steal
Leather boots
Alchemical Manuscript
x3 wheat
x1 rat (dead)
x1 Mynageon egg (unhatched)
x1 small rock
(all stowed away)

Companion:
Melas, the oddly-handed cat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWAbxWPe Tue 23 May 2017 11:42:53 No.676691 Report

Quoted By:

>>670540
Curious.

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