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>be me
>out at the pub having a few drinks
>have 3 drinks, call it a night (my friend needed to get picked up)
>go to dodgy Turkish takeaway on the way home (literally the only takeaway in my town open this time)
>pick up a chicken burger
>eat chicken burger
>before I even finish chicken burger I feel super full, even though I haven't eaten since breakest
>save the food until later
>go from feeling full to feeling sick with 30 seconds
>nausea gets so bad I just ditch my friend "sorry bro, gonna be sick, I'll walk home"
>get 100 yards away from my friend
>vomit
>wow I feel better
>10 seconds later I shit myself
So that was my night, wbu?
>out at the pub having a few drinks
>have 3 drinks, call it a night (my friend needed to get picked up)
>go to dodgy Turkish takeaway on the way home (literally the only takeaway in my town open this time)
>pick up a chicken burger
>eat chicken burger
>before I even finish chicken burger I feel super full, even though I haven't eaten since breakest
>save the food until later
>go from feeling full to feeling sick with 30 seconds
>nausea gets so bad I just ditch my friend "sorry bro, gonna be sick, I'll walk home"
>get 100 yards away from my friend
>vomit
>wow I feel better
>10 seconds later I shit myself
So that was my night, wbu?
