hello r/banter, due to recent experiences I am interested, have you ever shit yourself as an adult? It has happened to me twice, with the second experience occurring tonight. In both cases I was alone, it was dark and no one knew

The first time I was at uni, me and a bunch of friends got really high and ate all of the food in the house. We were still hungry so we walked to the nearest 24/7 store to get more food. On the way back I felt like I was gonna shit so I said "uuuuhhh guys I need to get back brb" and ran off ahead of the guys. I made it to literally the fucking garden and the sweet relief of being home made me shit myself. I then went to open the door and realised it was locked. Luckily the patio doors were open and I chucked all of my clothes in the washing machine and ran to shower. When they got back they were like "you ran back to have a shower?" and I couldn't muster up the courage to tell them what happened