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Anonymous ID:GFIuHgvG Tue 23 May 2017 06:22:41 No.674037 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>674061 >>674094 >>674179 >>674191 >>674200 >>675235 >>675243 >>675257 >>675267

Would you let a girl measure your penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULz8d2IQ Tue 23 May 2017 06:25:02 No.674061 Report

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>>674037
does she have a tapeworm?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HogOITUL Tue 23 May 2017 06:28:08 No.674094 Report

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>>674037
No. I have a 4 inch pencil dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0WI+y191 Tue 23 May 2017 06:38:55 No.674179 Report

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>>674037
yeah, with her mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bqB+cuCD Tue 23 May 2017 06:39:49 No.674191 Report

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>>674037
i am pretty confident but don't see the context for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GbOByILS Tue 23 May 2017 06:40:11 No.674195 Report

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No, because I already know the size

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ezaz5iCs Tue 23 May 2017 06:41:06 No.674200 Report

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>>674037
>microdick
>cut
pffhaha
when life fucks you, it fucks you good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SiPwCSJD Tue 23 May 2017 08:36:17 No.675221 Report

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me on the right

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:vjfR/kol Tue 23 May 2017 08:37:53 No.675235 Report

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>>674037
no lol
already had a doctor and his two nurses see my penis when I got circumcised

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1UOVYzm Tue 23 May 2017 08:38:33 No.675238 Report

Quoted By: >>675253

At over 8 inches I encourage it, one time I even gave a girl an over 8 inch guarantee when she was hesitant to cheat on her boyfriend

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lXe6WzTd Tue 23 May 2017 08:39:04 No.675243 Report

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>>674037
tell me there's a vid of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1UOVYzm Tue 23 May 2017 08:39:54 No.675253 Report

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>>675238
Funny story though, she measured me wrong and insisted I was 9.5 inches and in her words ''epic'' (that was back when the term was popular)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H9T7oMug Tue 23 May 2017 08:40:30 No.675257 Report

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>>674037
Yes
>tfw 20cm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VC+SXJPX Tue 23 May 2017 08:41:20 No.675263 Report

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Yea i guess im just 7 inches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lXe6WzTd Tue 23 May 2017 08:42:19 No.675267 Report

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>>674037
btw Op yes. I have a sph fetish and love girls telling me my cock isn't big enough while I'm balls deep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xrfrMnDl Tue 23 May 2017 08:46:56 No.675289 Report

Quoted By: >>675415

>be me
>6'4"
>9 inch GIRTHY monster
>chick measures the beast
>end up plowing it raw

why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1UOVYzm Tue 23 May 2017 09:06:28 No.675415 Report

Quoted By: >>675447

>>675289
Nice man, how many chicks have you knocked up?
So far I've only knocked up two sluts with cuck husbands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xrfrMnDl Tue 23 May 2017 09:11:39 No.675447 Report

Quoted By: >>675472

>>675415

I've knocked up 2 chicks. Both got abortions, one had twins but she was jewish so it was a good win.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1UOVYzm Tue 23 May 2017 09:15:16 No.675472 Report

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>>675447
You should go after women that you know want to have kids and have a husband or serious relationship
If a girl ever tells you that she wants to have a child, hints about it, or the best: says ''I'm trying to have a baby with my boyfriend/husband'' than you know she is good
Spread your superior genes as much as you can until you find the right woman to start your family with

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