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>be me 2 years ago
>have gf (not anymore rip she a thot)
>dad is super chill, let's gf spend the night with me
>"You better not bump uglies tho"
>Don't care. He knows I will, I know I will, my gf knows I will.
>Have a fun night of games and tv watching with dad, his gf, me, and my gf
>11pm we all start getting ready for bed
>gf and I instantly filled with teenage horny hormones
>...
>gf: "wtf was that?"
>me: "wtf was what? I didn't hea-"
>what. the. fuck.
>it's moaning.
>LOUDMOANING.MP3
>ofw it's my dad and his gf
>she's the loudest goddamn whore I've ever heard
>can literally hear everything this woman says and does
>look at gf
>"I-It's kinda hot"
>mfw she agrees
>teenage hormones created a space program that night, landed on the moon.
>turns out to be one of the best nights we've had sex
Looking back on it... it's kinda fucked up. We basically got off to the sounds of my dad and his gf banging each other.
