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>be autistic leaf faggot
>realize that your 7-10 job at Burger Kang isn’t paying for your girlfriend’s shopping trips
>Her best friend Darnell Dindurius comes over for his nightly pillow fight with your girlfriend
>keep hearing SoundCloud ads in your room across the apartment because he likes to play rap music real loud while they’re playing in her room
>think they’ll let you play too if you can be a cool SoundCloud rapper
>quit your job and make the autistic music Darnell likes
>nobody smashes that like or follows your Twitter/Instagram
>girlfriend gets pissed
>Darnell beats your ass and tells you to make more money for her
>decide to do some really retarded stunt to get more Patreon donors
>walking on airplane wing
>airplane starts to spin out and nosedive because of your fat ass
>suddenly regret eating all those fucking tendies for “training”
>drop the load in your pants
>hang onto the wing like a retard instead of just dropping and deploying the parachute
>crash into the meme field with the force of Darnell plowing your girlfriend
>your spinal column shoots out your mouth harder than Darnell shooting into your girlfriend
>die
>airplane and pilot are fine
>pilot gets to live on to tell his children of the retard faggot that almost got him killed
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-45964495
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/canadian-rapper-dies-in-airplane-stunt-gone-wrong.amp
https://youtu.be/iIMHkCNqZKk
>realize that your 7-10 job at Burger Kang isn’t paying for your girlfriend’s shopping trips
>Her best friend Darnell Dindurius comes over for his nightly pillow fight with your girlfriend
>keep hearing SoundCloud ads in your room across the apartment because he likes to play rap music real loud while they’re playing in her room
>think they’ll let you play too if you can be a cool SoundCloud rapper
>quit your job and make the autistic music Darnell likes
>nobody smashes that like or follows your Twitter/Instagram
>girlfriend gets pissed
>Darnell beats your ass and tells you to make more money for her
>decide to do some really retarded stunt to get more Patreon donors
>walking on airplane wing
>airplane starts to spin out and nosedive because of your fat ass
>suddenly regret eating all those fucking tendies for “training”
>drop the load in your pants
>hang onto the wing like a retard instead of just dropping and deploying the parachute
>crash into the meme field with the force of Darnell plowing your girlfriend
>your spinal column shoots out your mouth harder than Darnell shooting into your girlfriend
>die
>airplane and pilot are fine
>pilot gets to live on to tell his children of the retard faggot that almost got him killed
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-45964495
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/canadian-rapper-dies-in-airplane-stunt-gone-wrong.amp
https://youtu.be/iIMHkCNqZKk
