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ID:RyuKqURD No.6760350 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
The first ever Anti-Gay Fortress has been built to protect us straight peeps from the horrors of homosexuality. The entry is free, but you must follow some conditions:

>You must never ever be gay.
>Bisexual people are alright, as long as they prefer the hetero side.
>You must serve some sort of purpose in the Fortress (Example: Defending the Fortress from the Gays, cooking, cleaning the Fortress etc.)
>If we find out you were Gay the whole time, you get thrown off the top of the Fortress. You may survive, but at least a few broken bones are guaranteed.
>Once your occupation gets chosen, you cannot change it.

Occupations:
Red ID: Elite Guard (The highest and the most payed rank of them all. Supposed to protect the Ruler at all costs. Equipped with a powerful Plasma Sword, provided a tank that he/she can ride, provided a more powerful Armor)
Yellow ID: Guard (Regular Fortress Guards. Must defend Fortress from the Gays at all costs. Equipped with a regular sword, provided a motorcycle that he/she can ride, provided a regular steel Armor)
Blue ID: Mage (Powerful magicians. Can cast Water/Earth/Fire/Air spells, equipped with a staff and a spellbook, provided a flying broom.)
Green ID: Doctor (Can make potions and heal fellow Fortress Members)
Purple ID: Ruler (Overthrows the current ruler.)
Orange ID: Cook (Cooks food for others. Located in the Kitchen.)
Black ID: Fortress Cleaner (Supposed to clean the Fortress. Never allowed to leave said Fortress unless told otherwise by the Ruler.)
White ID: Ruler Advisor (Pretty self explanatory.)
Brown ID: Builder (Fixes the Fortress if anything is destroyed.)
Pink ID: Gay (You know what happens to you.)

Locations:

Throne Room
Elite Guard Suites
Guard Rooms
Break Room
Library
Laboratory
Bathroom
The Safe
Storage Room
Kitchen
Fortress Walls
Guard Tower 1
Guard Tower 2

First person to post becomes Fortress Ruler.