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Anonymous ID:jlEh/qLZ Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:26:52 No.6762774 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6762780 >>6762783 >>6762788

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

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Anonymous ID:+2gzNt1n Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:28:09 No.6762780 Report

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>>6762774
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

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Anonymous ID:o2Flsjww Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:28:50 No.6762782 Report

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does it smell

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Anonymous ID:C4nHzbyU Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:28:57 No.6762783 Report

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>>6762774
>>6762780
lol cock farter

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Anonymous ID:jlEh/qLZ Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:29:57 No.6762784 Report

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>>6762780
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one.

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Anonymous ID:wwhYcyFH Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:30:14 No.6762788 Report

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>>6762774
>Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen
Wtf wrong with yo girl bruh

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Anonymous ID:jlEh/qLZ Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:32:13 No.6762793 Report

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>>6762788
Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+2gzNt1n Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:32:35 No.6762795 Report

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>>6762784
Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlEh/qLZ Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:33:42 No.6762797 Report

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Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.

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Anonymous ID:PrYPfjH+ Sat 27 Oct 2018 05:42:51 No.6762816 Report

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>A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.
>I always feel intense relief after a long winded dick fart
no worries man, just a quofe

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