has r/banter ever been drinking a bottle of dr pepsi but your distracted distracted by the midna and zelda on child link futa porn youve been touching your willy to that you're now distracted and you get reallt really really thirsty like really thirsty your lips start to crack and you grab the familiar brown bottle of your pepsi and you bring it to your mouth mmm mmm mmm dr pepper tastes really good but this didnt taste good it tastes realyl bad and you throw up all over your exposed willy and keyboard and it smells like poop but then you realize 'oh shucks i accidentally drank from my diarrhea bottle, not my pop bottle' and that explains why i spat poop all over myself and my keyboard but now my keyboard is broken and really shittybut my dick is covered in diarrhea and i can make out chunks off last nights meat loaf sitting there on my now brown diarrhea willy and im also hungry so i just immagine that its meatloaf and curry and using my flexiblel body i bend down and lick the butt-curry and meatloaf off my willy but i also forgot i was hard and i ejaculate into my mouth and its absolutely disgust and my cheeks and face are now covered in willy jiuces and diarhrea oh no and diarrhea and i need to get a shower so i go outside to gather up snow to heat up and melt but wile im outside i slip and hit my head and fall unconscious and im freezing to death and wake up but the diarrhea covering my body has frozen to the snow and i cant get up but i force myself upp anyways and my skin tears off because it was frozen to my diarrhea and i'm bleeding to death but everything must be alright because i'm posting this right now ??