>be me
>346.3 lbs (157.079 kg for you cucks not in burgerland)
>eat mcdonalds and pizza every single day
>buy 2 liter of coke every day
>spent $1000s of dollars on fast food and snacks
>have stomach ulcers from the hot cheetos i gorge on every week
>havent had water in a month
>rich parents (26 btw) fuel this behavior, have since i was an early teen

i am god
i dont get how im not heavier, i guess my metabolism is keeping me at 300
kinda sucks not being able to move as much as i could when i was a kid but i get to shitpost on 4chan and troll reddit cucks all day.

any other fatties?