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>be American
>get shot
>someone tries to call a fucking ambulance
>"No. No. Please. Don't. Don't you dare... Fuck you! Stop. I'll be fine, I have a first-aid kit in the trunk, that'll do just fine! STOP! I'M FINE! DON'T CALL THEM! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CALL 911"
>get shot
>someone tries to call a fucking ambulance
>"No. No. Please. Don't. Don't you dare... Fuck you! Stop. I'll be fine, I have a first-aid kit in the trunk, that'll do just fine! STOP! I'M FINE! DON'T CALL THEM! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CALL 911"