*ATTENTION ALL EPIC 4CHAN MEMERS*
ANON IS IN GRAVE DANGER, AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP TO ESCAPE THIS TIMELINE BEFORE HE COMMITS SUICIDE. IN ORDER TO DO THIS, HE NEEDS SOME EPIC GREENTEXTS AND A COUPLE OF MEMEFROGS. ALL HE NEEDS IS YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD NUMBER, THE EXPIRATION DATE AND THE THREE WACKY NUMBERS ON THE BACK! PLEASE HURRY, SO ANON CAN ESCAPE THIS TIMELINE AND ACHIEVE PEAK DANKNESS!!