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Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:02:35 No.6789800 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6789811 >>6789814 >>6789823 >>6789946 >>6789973 >>6789975 >>6790143 >>6790911 >>6791475 >>6791521 >>6791562 >>6791563 >>6791647 >>6791775 >>6791801

I am a genie! Tell me your single wish and I shall grant it. But be wary, for I will try to find a loophole in your wording to fuck you over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hA9gbqDh Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:04:00 No.6789805 Report

Quoted By: >>6789836

I want infinite cheese

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UFOroUDo Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:04:00 No.6789806 Report

Quoted By: >>6789836

I wish you were gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oSpyV1ch Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:04:17 No.6789808 Report

Quoted By: >>6789817 >>6789836

Kill everyone in this thread including yourself and me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0otxwfOA Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:05:02 No.6789811 Report

Quoted By: >>6789836

>>6789800
I wish daddy would stop hurting my little sister.

PD ID:+jvfz3EO Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:05:14 No.6789814 Report

Quoted By: >>6789836

>>6789800
Hmmmm. I wish for the eradication of all proud gays.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jdRvNyg8 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:05:38 No.6789816 Report

Quoted By: >>6789840

I wish you were a nice genie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hA9gbqDh Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:05:38 No.6789817 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789808
But I like you and want to see you alive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rPO9p5I Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:06:35 No.6789823 Report

Quoted By: >>6789836

>>6789800
A big dicke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:09:38 No.6789836 Report

Quoted By: >>6789871 >>6789906

>>6789805
Everything in the world has been turned to cheese, including you. All life has disappeared.

>>6789806
Time to find a trap to jerk off to. Bye!

>>6789808
Done.

>>6789811
He will hurt mommy instead.

>>6789814
No one needs to die if they turn to ashamed gays.

>>6789823
Here's one. Now you just have to find it. It's in the universe, somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:10:30 No.6789840 Report

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>>6789816
I'll be a nice genie. To myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hqNRBRgu Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:14:21 No.6789863 Report

Quoted By: >>6789882

I wish that you have a nice day

PD ID:+jvfz3EO Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:15:47 No.6789871 Report

Quoted By: >>6789882

>>6789836
But the wish is instantaneous, is it not? Just a snap, and all of the gays will die. That way, they can’t prepare for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:19:34 No.6789882 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789863
From now on I'll live on a an asteroid where no light can reach. Therefore I cannot have a nice day.

>>6789871
I turned them first. I didn't tell you granting your wish would be my first action.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UFOroUDo Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:24:29 No.6789906 Report

Quoted By: >>6789920

>>6789836
>Time to find a trap to jerk off to. Bye!
This is exactly what I wanted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:29:31 No.6789920 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789906
I jerked off to an actual bear trap and got my dick cut off. I'm now asexual.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cI8X/613 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:31:21 No.6789928 Report

Quoted By: >>6789941

Give me superhuman strength

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:33:53 No.6789941 Report

Quoted By: >>6789952

>>6789928
Your muscles exploded. You're dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kIXCro6G Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:34:34 No.6789946 Report

Quoted By: >>6789963

>>6789800
I wish i knew how to read

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cI8X/613 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:35:47 No.6789952 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789941
sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:37:51 No.6789963 Report

Quoted By: >>6789967

>>6789946
You already do. Your wish is unspent and you can try again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kIXCro6G Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:38:35 No.6789967 Report

Quoted By: >>6790003

>>6789963
I wish i knew how to write

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kqPk9tEm Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:39:45 No.6789973 Report

Quoted By: >>6790003

>>6789800
suck my dong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g4kwMqxa Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:40:09 No.6789975 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
you can't
nobody can

Normie

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Normie ID:ywniAP8a Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:44:13 No.6789994 Report

Quoted By: >>6790036

I wish that in this universe, set of reality and within the next 6 minutes that from then until the end of causality that you in your current form on this plane of reality during and after my wish for the rest of causality will no longer have the ability to grant wishes and that every wish you had granted until this point was as if it never happened at all forever until the end of causality with no deviation from the terms I've set within the text of this explanation of my wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:46:14 No.6790003 Report

Quoted By: >>6790064 >>6790065

>>6789967
You already do. Your wish is unspent and you can try again.

>>6789973
I shall suck it with a vacuum cleaner.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:52:23 No.6790036 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789994
During your wish I lost my ability to grant wishes. Therefore your wish was not granted. So everything reverted to the state it was before your wish but your trial for a wish is spent so you cannot ask for one again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kIXCro6G Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:55:51 No.6790064 Report

Quoted By: >>6790072

>>6790003
I wish i had a computer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kqPk9tEm Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:56:33 No.6790065 Report

Quoted By: >>6790079

>>6790003
Vacuum will still make me nut
Thanks genie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aph7DWNG Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:56:44 No.6790066 Report

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I wish for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:58:23 No.6790072 Report

Quoted By:

>>6790064
Here you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:00:03 No.6790079 Report

Quoted By:

>>6790065
yw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eAHsjqe6 Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:05:09 No.6790117 Report

Quoted By: >>6790122 >>6790147

Genie is going to sleep. Thank you and good night!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cI8X/613 Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:06:00 No.6790122 Report

Quoted By:

>>6790117
Goodnight genie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iN7TqLwV Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:10:30 No.6790143 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
i want smaller bener

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iN7TqLwV Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:11:04 No.6790147 Report

Quoted By:

>>6790117
NO, WAIT
I WANT SMALLER BENER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mPNiDTpr Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:53:51 No.6790895 Report

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I wish for the next lottery ticket I buy to match every single winning number for the draw it corresponds to.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WxVM/3bh Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:55:42 No.6790901 Report

Quoted By: >>6790903 >>6791893

I want my crush to love me and for u to get married and live happily ever after with two normal (non-retarded) children in a nice house that is 100% safe from weather-related damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WxVM/3bh Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:56:01 No.6790903 Report

Quoted By:

>>6790901
wait shit I meant US shit

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855

SaigonDreamin' !!dVWl1kUU855 ID:9UjkvyKe Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:57:37 No.6790911 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
Please make me painlessly wake up tomorrow without wisdom teeth
They hurt like a mf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kgHxdoe9 Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:03:26 No.6791475 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
I want a a warm tasty bowl of mac n cheese
AND GIVE ME A NICE REGULAR SPOON AS WELL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zSmcTtDG Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:21:20 No.6791521 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
I want Agatha Sullivan to love me Bryan Libni Reyes López, this is a picture of her, and i want to expand my drug cartel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NzFNowZn Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:33:26 No.6791562 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
I want to be a millennial!!!

>born in 98

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x5zFDzWP Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:33:41 No.6791563 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
I wish to be immortal and be able to shape-shift into anything I want, whenever I want!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vS/DhXIh Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:01:58 No.6791647 Report

Quoted By:

>>6789800
i wish for a denver omlette today at work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g+l4J1xe Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:13:09 No.6791701 Report

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I wish myself another genie which fulfills me more wishes without trying to find a loophole in my wording to trick me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a12MN+pU Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:31:52 No.6791775 Report

Quoted By: >>6791786

>>6789800
Henlo, please make all the retarded incels shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g4kwMqxa Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:33:54 No.6791786 Report

Quoted By: >>6791791

>>6791775
Why are you so silent now, retarded incel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a12MN+pU Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:35:15 No.6791791 Report

Quoted By:

>>6791786
Shush. You’ll shut the fuck up for the rest of your life soon, retarded incel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ufVKpLxo Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:37:20 No.6791801 Report

Quoted By: >>6791826

>>6789800
I wish you would just do whatever the fuck you want

Anonymous !upUGcHlgU2

Anonymous !upUGcHlgU2 ID:3s7Wtkf/ Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:40:53 No.6791813 Report

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Greetinga my dear genie, i would like to know how can i become a master shitposter,because i am only the apprentice now and i want to advance in ranks. Thanks in advance my lord!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ufVKpLxo Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:45:21 No.6791826 Report

Quoted By:

>>6791801
I'm waiting bitch
grant my wish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WY3MAH1U Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:10:37 No.6791893 Report

Quoted By:

>>6790901
your wife sleeps around and your childeren dont respect you. you live in a 10x5x5 shack thats infested with cockroaches and spiders

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