You guys are the worst. Every time I think a girl is cute you do everything in your power to ruin her for me. You post pictures where she has autism. You post pictures where she has a dick. You post pictures where she's homicidally insane. You post pictures where she's been mutilated or beaten. You post pictures where she's some kind of fat American hybrid mutant. You post pictures where she's Mexican. You try to associate her with my parents having sex. You call her a slut, you point out that her clothing is a little revealing, and sometimes you even have the nerve to point out that she's not real. And I've put up with that.
But I've had enough. This time, you've gone too far.
And you're going to be sorry for it.
I know who you are, even when you think I don't. And just when you least suspect it, I will be there take the pictures of the cute girls you value the most and deface them in ways that will humiliate them beyond your imagining. Don't bother begging for mercy. You brought this on yourselves. You'll be looking over your shoulder while posting from here on out. And honestly, I'm not sorry. Because I tried to be nice. But you brought this on yourselves. This time, it's personnel.
