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Anonymous ID:+Up47jWr Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:30:28 No.6793286 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6793301 >>6793303 >>6793315

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

whenever you kill someone, you acquire one of their skills, if you kill 100 people you get 100 new skills you didn't have before....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y+AzbRCZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:31:44 No.6793290 Report

Quoted By: >>6793298 >>6793300

I have the power to teleport

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLfXuWvW Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:32:55 No.6793298 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793290
Only when shitting

Nogger

Nogger ID:tjBjfs2r Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:33:25 No.6793300 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793290
you can only teleport 2 meters at a time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ASFf2b6W Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:33:27 No.6793301 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793286
You also get the time of their life which would've been left if you didn't kill them added to your lifetime.

You can solve everyones problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fi8t/g5H Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:33:46 No.6793303 Report

Quoted By: >>6793315

The power to make people love me
>>6793286
Drawback: After 100 skills, learning a new skill causes you to lose one of the previous ones at random.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YBQnBztI Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:34:48 No.6793308 Report

Quoted By: >>6793310

ability to appreciate capeshit

Nogger

Nogger ID:tjBjfs2r Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:35:39 No.6793310 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793308
you spend $300 on lootboxes each month

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ywdm+ah Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:36:43 No.6793315 Report

Quoted By: >>6793320 >>6793322

>>6793303
Drawback: People become obsessed with you yandere-style.
>>6793286
I have superhuman stamina for any physical activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:37:19 No.6793316 Report

Quoted By: >>6793323

Every organism in the entire universe from incomprehensibly large space faring creatures to viruses and everything in between will attempt to seek out and rape me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vmm8rAzs Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:37:57 No.6793320 Report

Quoted By: >>6793322 >>6793334

>>6793315
But your IQ drops to 60

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fi8t/g5H Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:38:35 No.6793322 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793315
>Drawback
Sounds more like a perk.
>>6793320
that's not a decrease for him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:39:04 No.6793323 Report

Quoted By: >>6793344

>>6793316
You can't orgasm from the rape

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:40:26 No.6793326 Report

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My superpower is perfect hand-eye coordination, it takes me forever to correct my mistakes on the piano

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ywdm+ah Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:42:14 No.6793334 Report

Quoted By: >>6793340

>>6793320
Nice, ten more IQ points for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:43:17 No.6793340 Report

Quoted By: >>6793347

>>6793334

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:44:03 No.6793344 Report

Quoted By: >>6793361

>>6793323
Even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ywdm+ah Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:45:39 No.6793347 Report

Quoted By: >>6793361

>>6793340
You really gotta do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:48:10 No.6793361 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793344
n..nani
>>6793347
you know I had to do it to em

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+Up47jWr Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:48:35 No.6793363 Report

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WIPE OUT ALL LIFE BEING!!!!

drawback: their pain echoing inside you forevaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:00:39 No.6793513 Report

Quoted By: >>6793520

Ability to knock up any living organism with a hybrid with your dick.

>hardmode:no getting rid of penile abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:03:35 No.6793520 Report

Quoted By: >>6793525

>>6793513
You can never wear a condom and you have a gps tracker placed on you so the women holding your babies will track you down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:05:44 No.6793525 Report

Quoted By: >>6793533

>>6793520
What do I pay them in? Oats and slabs of beef? Think I could swing that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:06:53 No.6793533 Report

Quoted By: >>6793546 >>6793572

>>6793525
Why not fuck cute boys instead of disgusting loose slabs of roast beef
Each girl takes 5% of your income

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:09:54 No.6793546 Report

Quoted By: >>6793582

>>6793533
Of mackerel?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ByYrENfX Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:14:28 No.6793564 Report

Quoted By: >>6793589 >>6793595

The ability to turn invisible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1lgm2nu Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:16:24 No.6793572 Report

Quoted By: >>6793582

>>6793533
Because I'm not a faggot who would fuck anything that moves. Besides, no guy would like me. Trust me on that one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:17:36 No.6793582 Report

Quoted By: >>6793587

>>6793546
n..nani?
>>6793572
Cute boys aren't "anything that moves" dummie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1lgm2nu Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:19:04 No.6793587 Report

Quoted By: >>6793600 >>6793613

>>6793582
That's something an unbased pooftah would do. Besides, as I said. No living being likes me. Not even animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nzt/ktWl Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:19:20 No.6793589 Report

Quoted By: >>6793597

>>6793564
Only when nobody's looking at you.

Ability to respawn after dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:19:42 No.6793595 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793564
Every time you do these secret invisible goblins start pulling on your dick really hard and it hurts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:20:03 No.6793597 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793589
You respawn as a chinese baby girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:20:15 No.6793600 Report

Quoted By: >>6793610

>>6793587
What makes you think that no one likes you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1lgm2nu Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:22:22 No.6793610 Report

Quoted By: >>6793614

>>6793600
Constant ignoring, people giving me weird looks, me being an ugly piece of shit etc. etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:23:00 No.6793613 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793587
I know the feeling. I blew really hard into a mare's nostril and she bit me right on the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:23:12 No.6793614 Report

Quoted By: >>6793643

>>6793610
You ignore them or they ignore you? And how can you be sure they're staring on purpose?Maybe you've got something on your face?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9CdW5Hxv Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:26:46 No.6793640 Report

Quoted By: >>6793646 >>6793655

I want the ability to hydrate people

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1lgm2nu Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:27:16 No.6793643 Report

Quoted By: >>6793648

>>6793614
They ignore me. I don't even have friends except when I'm behind a screen. But even then, everyone calls me a Turk. And I know that they're giving me weird looks, because one of my ex irl friends told me about everybody's opinion on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1lgm2nu Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:28:15 No.6793646 Report

Quoted By: >>6793670

>>6793640
The water you use to hydrate people makes them thirsty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:28:35 No.6793648 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793643
Maybe you're not speaking loud enough? Or maybe the topic is not interesting enough? Try to find common ground lad.
Also they're just shitposting who cares if you're a turk or not
And if he's an ex friend he probably did it to spite you t b h

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8LGPMPrx Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:30:22 No.6793655 Report

Quoted By: >>6793670

>>6793640
Hydrating other people drains the water from your body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:32:01 No.6793661 Report

Quoted By: >>6793672

Ability to own all of the world's skin in a big room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1IATr7M Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:32:26 No.6793663 Report

Quoted By: >>6793677

The ability to pass through walls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9CdW5Hxv Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:33:25 No.6793670 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793646
Less work for me
>>6793655
Soulds annoying but manageable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1IATr7M Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:33:57 No.6793672 Report

Quoted By: >>6793685

>>6793661
But the rent is outrageous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RblC/62E Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:34:40 No.6793677 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793663
you can control it and end up falling through the floors all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:37:02 No.6793685 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793672
I guess it would be. Would have to be the size of Texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1IATr7M Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:42:56 No.6793853 Report

Quoted By: >>6793861

The ability to instantly generate a clone of yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8L3Km7EZ Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:44:16 No.6793861 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793853
each successive clone has one more deformity/disability

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGottDTj Wed 31 Oct 2018 14:45:47 No.6793870 Report

Quoted By: >>6795295

Ability to completely atomize at will

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EupiZC/b Wed 31 Oct 2018 18:44:59 No.6795295 Report

Quoted By:

>>6793870
you take awhile to slowly reatomize

i have the power to resist extreme heat and cold

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