>>6803477what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the timbits hockey camp.
I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Quebec
and have over 300 confirmed goals.
I've been trained in poutine warfare, and I'm leading the entire league in goals, assists, and steals.
You are nothing to me but another penalty box time-out.
I will bodycheck you with force the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth
You're fucking hat-tricked, kid. I can skate anywhere, anytime And can kill you in over 700 different ways
and that's just with a hockey stick
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, hoser.
As we speak my secret network of hockey fans is tracing your jersey number.
so you better prepare for the snowstorm, eh? The snowstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your goals against score.
Not only am I extensively trained in hockey stick combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police,
and I will use it to its full extent to score your sorry excuse for a hockey team off the face of the continent, you little timbit.
If only you could have known what unpleasent events your little "cucknadian" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have hesistated to take that slapshot.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, with 13% HST, you goddamn hoser. I will pour maple syrup all over you and you will drown in it.
You're aboot to be sleeping with the moose, kiddo.
