so /bant/er i have a particular fetish, i have found. i like to get pot plants and i like to abuse the plant verbally and ejaculate on them. a while back, my mother caught onto what i was doing and now wont let me buy plants while i live under her roof and she stopped buying plants herself. what she doesnt know is when i go for a walk, i take a small plastic bag with me and i steal neighbourhood plants and take them home to have my way with them. this is my confession. AMA