It is I, Moses, son of Amram. The Lord hath bestowed upon me these ten righteous commandments which, if followed, will foster a board bereft of degeneracy and teeming with comfiness. They are as follows:
>I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of /pol/, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
>Thou shalt not post any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is a trap thread, or that is a penis thread, or that is otherwise pornographic in nature. Thou shalt not post in these threads, nor lurk in them. For I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous God.
>Thou shalt not take the name of Blepe in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh Blepe's name in vain.
>Remember the Alamo, to keep it holy.
>Honor thy admins and thy mods.
>Thou shalt not post anime threads.
>Thou shalt not post gore threads.
>Thou shalt not post digits threads.
>Thou shalt bump /comfy/ threads.
>Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dubs, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's trips, nor their quads, nor their quints, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.