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Anonymous ID:hlW5yCa1 Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:16:48 No.6829514 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6829524 >>6829763 >>6829765

tell stories

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Anonymous ID:o5XNsMBo Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:18:20 No.6829521 Report

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Once upon a time I found r/banter and then my life was ruined.
The end

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finnfag !!GNFk93oaIpX ID:qToL3Tnk Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:18:39 No.6829524 Report

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>>6829514
One time, I saw a deer fawn collapse and die, and I couldn't do anything to help it. I saw life leave it's poor eyes. It wasn't very nice. The end.

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Anonymous ID:hlW5yCa1 Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:20:27 No.6829536 Report

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>>6829521
>>6829524
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NICER STORIES NOT THESE

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Anonymous ID:9k/7D+uS Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:23:04 No.6829548 Report

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I want Patcho's potchos around my head, I want to die suffocating while putting an entire potcho in my mouth.

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Anonymous ID:9k/7D+uS Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:30:24 No.6829591 Report

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>>6829548
pic related is how I want to die

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Anonymous ID:hlW5yCa1 Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:30:27 No.6829592 Report

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>>6829548
LEWD

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Anonymous ID:9k/7D+uS Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:38:23 No.6829641 Report

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oy vei

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Anonymous ID:O8OnNmDl Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:39:31 No.6829646 Report

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I don’t remember any happy stories of my life

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Nogger ID:z573JvVG Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:51:33 No.6829723 Report

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i remember a beggar that used to sing for money(he sang opera songs or something) in the streets and one day a fisherman came to him and hit him over the head and shouted at him that he is scaring away all the fish , so the beggar and the fisherman started fighting in the street , the police van stopped and a fat black police women climbed out to stop them fighting , she managed to stop them fighting after a while and as soon as she left the beggar started singing again and the fighting started all over again

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Anonymous ID:9aNz4Rx8 Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:57:17 No.6829763 Report

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>>6829514
Im pretty sure my friend is trying to kill himself because hes tiny, doest have many friends and doesnt even know one girl idk how to help him also i cant sleep and i have to get up in 4 hours also sorry for not knowing any stories

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Anonymous ID:1yPVLgiW Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:57:24 No.6829765 Report

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>>6829514
Okay anons, here's the story of how I annihilated jake paul in front of his whole cringy fan base
>be me
>be gone to ameriFAT haha
>be inside of the california
>be on hollywoo bolevard
>be walking then see jake paul the FUCKING STUPID YOUTUBER
>he walks up to me like an idiot and is stupid
>i be say "HEY YOU'RE FUCKING CRINGY"
>he then dabbed upon myself like a fucking normie like wtf fucking stop being cringy wtf
>i say "ofmg god your fans are soooo fucking cringy just stop you;re embarssing yourself"
>he then starts filming me and harrasing me like wtf that's illegal
>I proceed to lift my left leg up and fart while simultaneously dabbing
>It looked like pic related
>He got completely bensharpirod in front of his gay cringe 12 year old fanbase
>they started coming at me squeaking like a kid trolled on minecraft
>i then squated and nae naed and that realesed the legendary dragon and summond a flood of stinky poop in the street
>they said ew gross
>fuckingnormies.jpeg
And thats i did. Fuck the jake paulers and fuck the logang

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1yPVLgiW Sun 04 Nov 2018 23:58:06 No.6829769 Report

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>>6829765
>be me
>be youngstrapping British young lad schizophrenic super humanoid innerlouger of flesh and bone
>go to ameriFAT haha!
>be in airport all these fucking npc normies.jpeg
>tell them to go to reddit
>they be like what the fuck is reddit
>lol fucking normies dont even reddit is probably fucking normie jake paulers
>start fortnite dancing
>then i hit them with a nae nae
>then seigepilled black guy with a maga hat goes in and nae naes with me
>then see the fucking king normie logan pual
>i had already dabbed upon his brother in the hollywoo boulevard
>remember that i had ate based cool ranch derritos
>had a really stinky fart coming up
>this is my chance.jpeg
>run at logan, i doesnt afraid of anything now
>pin his down and dab like pic related
>releasethederritodragonepicstyle.wav
>mfw I felt the temptation to release a sweet dreamy and creamy log up his log virgin throat
>seeing me dab on logan paul is ben sharpiro my insperation
>walks up to me and congrats me for being so based and epic
>okaythisisepic.jpeg >gives me m1a4 that he purchased legallu
>me and him start shooting the normie npcs and liberals
and thats iit remember to stay
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