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>be me
>military freak, gun nut and conspiracy theorist
>live in the middle of nowhere because *muh nature*
>decide to prepare for inevitable race war by working out and eating healthy
>go for 20 minute run every day
>start having a salad every day
>take Alex Jones Super Male Vitality because why not, I’ve got nothing to loose but money
>neighbors start to whisper amoug themselves
>I get labeled as “that weird guy in the woods”
>get served a search warrant because someone thought I was manufacturing explosives
>they find nothing
>mfw me trying to be healthy almost get me labeled as “that one weird guy”
>military freak, gun nut and conspiracy theorist
>live in the middle of nowhere because *muh nature*
>decide to prepare for inevitable race war by working out and eating healthy
>go for 20 minute run every day
>start having a salad every day
>take Alex Jones Super Male Vitality because why not, I’ve got nothing to loose but money
>neighbors start to whisper amoug themselves
>I get labeled as “that weird guy in the woods”
>get served a search warrant because someone thought I was manufacturing explosives
>they find nothing
>mfw me trying to be healthy almost get me labeled as “that one weird guy”
