Hi frens. You know how I told you how I'd been going steady with my girlfriend for four months. Well last night we were about to have sex, first we made out on the couch and started to tear my pants off, then she started laughing because my benis was a funny shape. I started going hysterical cos' I don't deal with rejections well. I threw an ornament at her, it missed and smashed the TV. She then threatened to call the police and I stormed out. I was walking home and was crying my eyes out. It's all over friends, she's gone. All that effort I put in this past couple of months and it's all her fault.

I'm gonna buy some booze and sit around feeling sorry for myself.