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>>6843125
Touch me
How can it be
Believe me
The sun always shines on TV
Hold me
Close to your heart
Touch me
And give all your love to me
To me

I reached inside myself and found
Nothing there to ease the
Pressure of my ever worrying mind
All my powers waste away
I fear the crazed and lonely
Looks the mirror's sending me these days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:huRbgoAw Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:47:32 No.6843142 Report

Quoted By: >>6843151 >>6843171

dont nut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rwzag5na Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:47:35 No.6843144 Report

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>>6843118
''idc dont talk to me anymore thanks''

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2NGMmiEF Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:48:16 No.6843149 Report

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>>6843118
"I like the song too, we should listen to it together ;)"
Or something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:48:30 No.6843151 Report

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>>6843142
I'll keep it in mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:khm+CxNd Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:49:30 No.6843154 Report

Quoted By: >>6843164

Compliment her on her taste in music and perhaps share an equally suggestive piece. You can do it Coolsville!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FiVpjAlh Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:49:55 No.6843157 Report

Quoted By: >>6843165 >>6843171

send her this picture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:50:01 No.6843158 Report

Quoted By: >>6843197

>>6843118
It's a good song, ask for tit pics

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:51:04 No.6843164 Report

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>>6843154

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vvxrIu96 Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:51:18 No.6843165 Report

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>>6843157
dirty iberian scatman

finnfag !!GNFk93oaIpX

finnfag !!GNFk93oaIpX ID:l7zk2X9x Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:52:26 No.6843171 Report

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>>6843141
I mean, the song is kinda lewd, but I doubt that was her intention
>>6843142
Sound advice
>>6843157
This is why I filter Spain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:56:29 No.6843197 Report

Quoted By: >>6843200 >>6843214 >>6843272

>>6843158
won't work
she's pretty much a 19 year old loli
half a head shorter than me and under 100 pounds
I'm scared frens I'm gonna fuck this up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:58:10 No.6843200 Report

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>>6843197
Just send her some music you like, obviously she likes 80s stuff so send her that if you like any of that

anonymous

anonymous ID:kU9K8m8D Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:59:23 No.6843203 Report

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>>6843118
Listen to the song and give an honest opinion. And because it's probably trash and she has shit taste don't use wording that implies she has bad tastes. For instance" it's not for me" or " I like music like x"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:khm+CxNd Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:00:29 No.6843214 Report

Quoted By: >>6843264

>>6843197
You miss 100% of the shots you do not take. Go get 'er, champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:koOxZNdq Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:03:03 No.6843233 Report

Quoted By: >>6843264

Send her this link >>6843118

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:07:51 No.6843264 Report

Quoted By: >>6843366

>>6843214
I almost missed her already, I made one small error and she gave me the cold shoulder thinking I wasn't interested
Had to do some serious baiting to reel her back in and I'm probably gonna fuck it up again
I have a plan but it's gonna be pretty damn delicate
>>6843233
Fuck you >romania

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ysazRs3i Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:08:51 No.6843271 Report

Quoted By: >>6843277

tell her you really like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BsXhXMxX Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:08:58 No.6843272 Report

Quoted By: >>6843282

>>6843197
You have good taste, where do you even meet these kind of people :thinking:

Also obviously just say you like it too and send her some other 80' song. Ez

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:10:00 No.6843277 Report

Quoted By: >>6843366

>>6843271
>yeah hello IM HELLA GAY
I think I'll pass
Fuck you perkele

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:10:30 No.6843282 Report

Quoted By: >>6843287 >>6843299

>>6843272
It's called attending university at the ripe age of 28

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:11:09 No.6843287 Report

Quoted By: >>6843300

>>6843282
You old bastard wtf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BsXhXMxX Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:13:42 No.6843299 Report

Quoted By: >>6843308

>>6843282
Gent? I've tried uni and desu full of normies nothing got even close to being called a ripe loli.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:13:57 No.6843300 Report

Quoted By: >>6843311

>>6843287
I'm not old I'm an acquired taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:15:10 No.6843308 Report

Quoted By: >>6843362

>>6843299
Nope. Kortrijk and next year Leuven
Stem is where it's at, not for the /pol/ meme reasons but for the geeky shy girl reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:15:30 No.6843311 Report

Quoted By: >>6843321

>>6843300
What did you reply to her? Don't leave us hanging

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:17:10 No.6843321 Report

Quoted By: >>6843343

>>6843311
Dude I just sort of said "I like it, tho the lyrics are a bit more spicy than I remember heh" and now she's pretty much spamming more songs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:19:05 No.6843343 Report

Quoted By: >>6843387

>>6843321
Make a move be an alpha

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BsXhXMxX Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:20:33 No.6843362 Report

Quoted By: >>6843387

>>6843308
Tbh uni's way too much effort, is it even worth it? Just to acquire my cute 19yo loli... been doing hogeschool now for some time and it's way better. Literally have to do nothing. Downside is that it's infested with normie gentstudent girls if you know about that. I'll keep it in mind tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:khm+CxNd Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:21:07 No.6843366 Report

Quoted By:

>>6843264
Don't worry, you have your 8 inch cock to impress her.
>>6843277
Village People have a lot of hella good songs, just because they're faggots doesn't mean you shouldn't be mad in love with their music.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:25:30 No.6843387 Report

Quoted By: >>6843401

>>6843343
Dude I'm at home and she's five cities down
I have an idea for something I could pull off as soon as we have five minutes alone
If it works it's gonna be mad as fuck but I'm gonna have to be able to keep my nerves down
>>6843362
Dunno man I love what I do, uni is only worth it if you're passionate about the subject
If you excel in hogeschool it's often a great stepping stone to be a top guy in business
Some of them hand out extra curricular activities for their best students that give you business incentive

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:92C38SNH Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:25:43 No.6843388 Report

Quoted By: >>6843395

>>6843118
say i like this song back and link war metal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:26:42 No.6843395 Report

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>>6843388
based and redpilled
how to score a good christian girl in under 60 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:28:29 No.6843401 Report

Quoted By: >>6843419

>>6843387
Long distance relationships don't work, she'll get bored

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:T9rDsjZv Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:28:44 No.6843404 Report

Quoted By: >>6843427

Send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKrzI7isl40

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:31:32 No.6843419 Report

Quoted By: >>6843434

>>6843401
It's not long distance you retard it's just nine in the evening
We see eachother every day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:33:02 No.6843427 Report

Quoted By: >>6843440

>>6843404
god fucking damnit shit post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEpgdpqo Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:34:58 No.6843434 Report

Quoted By: >>6843469

>>6843419
Don't blame me when it happens

SHIT POST

SHIT POST ID:T9rDsjZv Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:36:33 No.6843440 Report

Quoted By: >>6843457

>>6843427
Okay send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp4B89l9jak

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PGOsL/+J Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:36:50 No.6843442 Report

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>>6843141
Have you heard most songs op? About 95% of all songs have lewd meanings to them or are just straight up about sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:40:13 No.6843457 Report

Quoted By: >>6843479 >>6843481

>>6843440
okay
I sent her creedence instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxaA-bJ35s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:42:37 No.6843469 Report

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>>6843434
I probably will tho

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SHIT POST ID:T9rDsjZv Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:44:22 No.6843479 Report

Quoted By: >>6843485

>>6843457
She going to like it but not love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQmmM_qwG4k

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bGx5hyip Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:44:32 No.6843481 Report

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>>6843457
https://youtu.be/-UdHRZ9lbfA
why not the chad option?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:45:09 No.6843485 Report

Quoted By: >>6843502

>>6843479
how did you guess her reaction exactly right
you're good at this

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SHIT POST ID:T9rDsjZv Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:48:31 No.6843502 Report

Quoted By: >>6843510

>>6843485
Because it was me in a wig and in white face all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:49:37 No.6843510 Report

Quoted By: >>6843526

>>6843502
FUCK
I KNEW IT
DO ME NOW YOU GLORIOUS BEAST
SWIPE EVERYTHING OFF OF MY DESK AND DO ME NOW

Ricardo Milos

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Ricardo Milos ID:T9rDsjZv Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:53:46 No.6843526 Report

Quoted By: >>6843551 >>6843588

>>6843510
How to get laid on bant 101!

Later virgins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTIE8ixb8x8

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 19:58:25 No.6843551 Report

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>>6843526
You're a fucking animal shit post

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 20:03:12 No.6843588 Report

Quoted By: >>6844386

>>6843526
wait hold up for a minute a while ago I saw /pol/tards talk about a ricardo poster on their turf too
IS THAT YOU

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rxFSHwhb Tue 06 Nov 2018 21:59:07 No.6844363 Report

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>>6843131
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rs7KcK4j Tue 06 Nov 2018 22:02:03 No.6844383 Report

Quoted By: >>6844387

>>6843118
send dick pic

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SHIT POST ID:T9rDsjZv Tue 06 Nov 2018 22:03:11 No.6844386 Report

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>>6843588
..............................ah shit

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 22:03:26 No.6844387 Report

Quoted By: >>6844422

>>6844383
no
she's a good christian girl
also I haven't had a gf in longer than I'm willing to admit
I'm not fucking this one over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PGOsL/+J Tue 06 Nov 2018 22:08:19 No.6844422 Report

Quoted By: >>6844436

>>6844387
Lol you're on the wrong board for the kind of advice you want then. /bant/ is only capable of a few responses to this which ultimately end up being completely unrelated or purposefully unhelpful or telling you about how relationships and women aren't worth the effort and you should be a NEET like them.

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Anonymous ID:8UoasSX3 Tue 06 Nov 2018 22:09:39 No.6844436 Report

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>>6844422
Dude relax. I didn't expect any serious replies I just did it for the emotional support from fellow sperges. It helped break the tension

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