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Anonymous ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:12:42 No.684488 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>684573 >>685746 >>685769 >>685887 >>686107 >>686707 >>687282 >>688041 >>688256 >>689040 >>689566 >>689938 >>689981 >>690156 >>690173 >>692801 >>693423 >>694587 >>694762

New thread. All roles are reset.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0WQDrUt Tue 23 May 2017 22:13:47 No.684506 Report

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1st for glim

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:18:35 No.684573 Report

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>>684488
Yarr! The coast will soon fear me maties!

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:29:21 No.684790 Report

Quoted By: >>684813

Roll to raid a coastal village in my pinnace, will gain my roll in gold

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 95GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 95GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:30:08 No.684813 Report

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>>684790
I fucking fail and have to spend 5 gold to repair the boat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:31:31 No.684827 Report

Quoted By: >>684845 >>684855

How do you guys get over the feeling that youre a massive faggot when you post in these threads?

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 95GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 95GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:32:45 No.684845 Report

Quoted By: >>684882

>>684827
I accept it, I have a pretty good life IRL so who cares how I pass the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rL80WtUF Tue 23 May 2017 22:33:19 No.684855 Report

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I'll be the town rapist.

>>684827
I'm not an insecure teenager that wants to look cool for his anonymous friends on the legendary hacker imageboard 4channel

chef

chef ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:34:16 No.684882 Report

Quoted By: >>684908

>>684845
The royal chef cooks you a meal of digit above quality. Do you eat it?

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 95GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 95GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:36:18 No.684908 Report

Quoted By: >>684924 >>684942

>>684882
Pickings on the sea are slim, matey. I'll eat anything that's edible.

>Roll to raid a coastal town

chef

chef ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:37:26 No.684924 Report

Quoted By: >>684969

>>684908
I fucking poisoned it. Roll*10 is how much damage you take

chef

chef ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:38:08 No.684942 Report

Quoted By:

>>684908
I made you more food of digits above quality. This ones better, trust me. do you eat it?

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,1XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,1XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:39:18 No.684969 Report

Quoted By: >>684987

>>684924
Ouch

Last time I eat one of your shitty meals

>I sail away. Roll to find a remote island to hide on.

chef

chef ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:40:13 No.684987 Report

Quoted By: >>684991

>>684969
also, you owe me 95 gp for the last meal. Im a prestigious chef, after all.

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,1XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,1XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Tue 23 May 2017 22:41:04 No.684991 Report

Quoted By: >>685006 >>685074 >>685117

>>684987
Kek, and I'm a pirate, I'm not paying you a cent

chef

chef ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:42:15 No.685006 Report

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>>684991
I cant do anything about this. Im a fucking chef. This isnt fun at all. Roll to kill myself >3 succeeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 22:42:48 No.685016 Report

Quoted By: >>685048

roll

Zimzam the Niggerslayer

Zimzam the Niggerslayer ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 22:44:24 No.685048 Report

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>>685016
It is I, Zimzam! the slayer of Niggers! You'll have to forgive me, haven't done a thread like this yet

chef

chef ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:45:50 No.685074 Report

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>>684991
the king is devastated to lose his precious chef. He sends a band of highly trained soldiers to kill the bastard who drove him to his death.

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (999999 mp) (0gp)

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (999999 mp) (0gp) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:48:26 No.685117 Report

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>>684991
4 looks good enough to me. You suffer heavy injuries and have to abandon your wealth. It is seized and used to pay a necromancer to revive the chef.

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (999999 mp) (0gp)

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (999999 mp) (0gp) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:50:57 No.685199 Report

Quoted By: >>685226

why does nobody ever want to play with me?

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 22:52:46 No.685226 Report

Quoted By: >>685237

>>685199
checked, you get anything for dubs?
also, seeing as how I'm a niggerslayer, might I be able to haggle with you for some of your poisoned goods? preferably fried chicken

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 22:54:14 No.685237 Report

Quoted By: >>685247 >>685277

>>685226
also, Im guessing by the color of my ID I'm either elf or human

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (999999 mp) (0gp)

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (999999 mp) (0gp) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:55:12 No.685247 Report

Quoted By: >>685280 >>688271

>>685237
Youre a fucking elf. I hate elves. Cast Death ray for 9999MP. >2 succeeds.

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (990000 mp) (0gp)

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (990000 mp) (0gp) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:57:08 No.685277 Report

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>>685237
I revive you as a thrall. You gain my stats and need my permission to do anything.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 22:57:30 No.685280 Report

Quoted By: >>685282

>>685247
the humble niggerslayer is taken back by the undead chefs unprovoked attack
I dodge attack, >0 succeeds

Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (990000 mp) (0gp)

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Darth chef (lvl,0) (infiniteHP) (990000 mp) (0gp) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 22:58:00 No.685282 Report

Quoted By: >>685303

>>685280
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EbDEBxL+ Tue 23 May 2017 22:58:53 No.685294 Report

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hoy

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 22:59:30 No.685303 Report

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>>685282
shiieeet

Enchanter King

Enchanter King ID:3debGr8q Tue 23 May 2017 23:00:45 No.685315 Report

Quoted By:

check 'em

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:11:44 No.685456 Report

Quoted By:

I was wrong about these threads. I had fun

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,2XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,2XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:14:41 No.685490 Report

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Obviously ignoring the leaf shitposter, I rolled a 9 and the island I found is well-hidden. I roll to rest and recover HP.

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,2XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,2XP](30HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:15:35 No.685500 Report

Quoted By: >>685511 >>685569

I get bitten by one of the island snakes while I sleep and sufffer 5 damage instead.

Try again.

ChEf

ChEf ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:16:34 No.685511 Report

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>>685500
This is the echo of my presence. This thread is now cursed by canada.

ChEf

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ChEf ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:18:29 No.685535 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
Dubs thread now

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,2XP](15HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,2XP](15HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:22:06 No.685569 Report

Quoted By: >>685859

>>685500
Ultra fail, the only dubs that isn't good

More snakes, lose another 10 HP

Roll to rest, gives roll as HP if success

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:23:59 No.685587 Report

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gEt Rolls For dubs>>>>>>>>>

GET (11) (22) (33) (44)

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:24:52 No.685594 Report

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Just wondering If yOu seen sum dubs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:25:09 No.685598 Report

Quoted By: >>685638

I roll to attack a random nigger I see laying around drinking a 40 of steel reserve

GET (11) (22) (33) (44)

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:25:45 No.685608 Report

Quoted By: >>685626

Fuhrer GET seen dubs Roll for GET

GET (11) (22) (33) (44)

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:26:56 No.685626 Report

Quoted By:

>>685608
8 is succeed but no dubs in sight??????? BROKEN BROKEN BROKEN

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:27:39 No.685638 Report

Quoted By: >>685682

>>685598
noice, I'm pretty sure hes, don't know this.works anyways, but I'll go with that
I acquire his items which include the continent of Africa necklace pendant, half pack of newports, and the rest of his 40 oz. I light a Newport and drink the rest of his 40

GET (11) (22) (33) (44)

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:28:22 No.685651 Report

Quoted By:

What was I doing again?

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:29:39 No.685666 Report

Quoted By:

Post your dankest memes.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:31:07 No.685682 Report

Quoted By: >>685696 >>685697

>>685638
as I enjoy my smoke, albeit menthol, I see a gaggle of niggers approach from the depths of a nearby alley.
Oh shit, what's zimzam gonna do?
the only thing zimzam the niggerslayer knows how to do.
roll to attack the gaggle!

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GET (11) (22) (33) (44) ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:32:19 No.685696 Report

Quoted By: >>685756

>>685682
The gaggle overpowers you. Instead of killing you, they rob you of your smokes and alcohol.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:32:23 No.685697 Report

Quoted By: >>685756

>>685682
aw shit, a bottle of mickeys gets tossed at his head and injures zimzam! roll to attack again!

nIGGER

nIGGER ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:35:18 No.685738 Report

Quoted By: >>685811

a wILD nIGGER aPPEARS. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun don don don don don don don don don don don don nyaaaa nyaaa nanananananananananana naaaa naaaa naaaa naaaa na. (pokemon)

Anonymous the Shitposter !!mLXMgZMMNvP

Anonymous the Shitposter !!mLXMgZMMNvP ID:FMvPxeRV Tue 23 May 2017 23:35:39 No.685746 Report

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>>684488
Just rolling

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](60HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](60HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:36:14 No.685756 Report

Quoted By: >>685794 >>685811

>>685696
>>685697
as the battle rages zimzam is knocked down, loses se hp and items stolen, but zimzam gets back up and throws his Africa necklace at a nigger, rolling to wrap it around his neck with such force that it instantly chokes him to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tgvU7ZiX Tue 23 May 2017 23:37:20 No.685769 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
Rolll roll roll r o l l I i n

nIGGER

nIGGER ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:38:46 No.685794 Report

Quoted By: >>685853

>>685756
Despite the sufficient roll, the necklace instead is simply absorbed into the niggers body.
"You fool! You cant defeat me with africa, I AM AFRICA" he then reveals his true form. He is a far higher level than you, but I've heard that QUADS can defeat him regardles of level.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](60/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](60/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:39:47 No.685811 Report

Quoted By: >>685851 >>685853

>>685756
zimzam is successful with necklace choke
>>685738
of the two elremaining nigger one runs in fear of getting slayed, but the other stays to fight
much braver, this one, perhaps an adolescent giganigga
roll to crack the mickeys bottle over his head

Dungeon Master

Dungeon Master ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:41:39 No.685851 Report

Quoted By: >>685890

>>685811
Listen here motherfucker, I am the DM. You dont just get to decide these things yourself.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:41:43 No.685853 Report

Quoted By: >>685879 >>685890

>>685794
>>685811
fuck! zimzam slips while running towards the last nigra and takes damage! roll to spring back up in the air and bicycle kick his head off

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,3XP](24HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,3XP](24HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:42:03 No.685859 Report

Quoted By:

>>685569
Roll to rest again

Dungeon Master

Dungeon Master ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:42:56 No.685879 Report

Quoted By:

>>685853
Your endless failures excite me. Its suiting of a blasphemer such as yourself. This is what happens when you dont respect authority.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lu0VOHh5 Tue 23 May 2017 23:43:17 No.685887 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
Roll

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:43:29 No.685890 Report

Quoted By: >>685904 >>685989 >>685997

>>685853
another fail! reroll!
>>685851
quiet chef! I want poisoned goods! I'm trying to play along somewat

Dungeon Master

Dungeon Master ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:44:16 No.685904 Report

Quoted By: >>685997

>>685890
I am the most dominant personality here. Its only fitting I be the narrator and god

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](45/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](45/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:46:47 No.685989 Report

Quoted By: >>686019

>>685890
more damage to zimzam
last attack roll, for I must go

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,4XP](33HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,4XP](33HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:47:18 No.685997 Report

Quoted By:

>>685904
Fuck off leaf, I'm god
>>685890
Just ignore him

I roll to rest again

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](45/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](45/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:u5hsvgpb Tue 23 May 2017 23:48:31 No.686019 Report

Quoted By: >>688539

>>685989
impeccable final blow as the niggers head explodes like a watermelon
I regain my smokes and Africa necklace, and take my rest as I ponder my mysterious past
gotta go, later nigs

GOD IS DEAD

GOD IS DEAD ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:48:56 No.686027 Report

Quoted By:

Wtf is the point of a RP thread without a narrative, huh? What the hell are you doing? I can provide order. Structure!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oIVxvDHJ Tue 23 May 2017 23:49:01 No.686029 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,5XP](40HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,5XP](40HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:52:38 No.686077 Report

Quoted By: >>686097

I roll to rest again. Soon Cap'n Deadeye shall once again be the terror of the seas!

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,6XP](54HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,6XP](54HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:53:46 No.686097 Report

Quoted By:

>>686077
Yarhar! Double heal!

Just hang out on the beach and recover from being poisoned

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bf88Lq5k Tue 23 May 2017 23:54:23 No.686107 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
rollin for pastamancer

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,7XP](61HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,7XP](61HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:54:33 No.686109 Report

Quoted By: >>686130 >>686147

One more day of rest ought to do it.

GOD IS DEAD

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GOD IS DEAD ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:56:04 No.686130 Report

Quoted By: >>686171

>>686109
re me, nigger. I'm still playing. Rolling for new class

GOD IS DEAD

GOD IS DEAD ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:57:10 No.686147 Report

Quoted By: >>686190

>>686109
I am not a peasant. I am ALL OF THE PEASANTS. It clearly says PeasantSSSSSSSS
Roll for revolution

Peasant Canada

Peasant Canada ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:58:01 No.686162 Report

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Revolution is successful. Canada is new regime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3MknKAwL Tue 23 May 2017 23:58:25 No.686170 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling for my role #jokes

Peasant Canada

Peasant Canada ID:1qrh1d/d Tue 23 May 2017 23:58:30 No.686171 Report

Quoted By:

>>686130
Edit* Dont ignore me nigger

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,8XP](70HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

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Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,8XP](70HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Tue 23 May 2017 23:59:28 No.686190 Report

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>>686147
Stop shitposting

I take a look around my remote pirate island and see that it's good. But it's not much, for now.

Roll to construct a small shelter.

Peasant Canada

Peasant Canada ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:00:14 No.686201 Report

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As your new king, peasant canada, I am assuming direct control of this thread. Declaring war on every other nation

Peasant Canada

Peasant Canada ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:00:39 No.686208 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling for heavy war taxes

Peasant Canada (gp 100000000000000)

Peasant Canada (gp 100000000000000) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:01:06 No.686220 Report

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Success. rolling for nuclear armament

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:01:57 No.686238 Report

Quoted By:

lose 1 gold. Roll again.

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:02:32 No.686246 Report

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Success. firing nukes at pirate island for test run

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:02:58 No.686251 Report

Quoted By: >>686416

success. Firing nukes at all major powers

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:03:07 No.686254 Report

Quoted By: >>686419

hello would anyone like some nefarious deeds commited i have this sick ass wrist crossbow and I want to kill some faggot elves with it

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:03:57 No.686266 Report

Quoted By:

glorious failure. The world is consumed by nuclear winter. 1000 years pass. This is now a post-apocalypse Kingdom thread

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:04:28 No.686416 Report

Quoted By: >>686458

>>686251
rolling to snipe the secret pre explosion button on the nuke with my sick wrist crossbow

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,8XP](65HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

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Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,8XP](65HP, 70MP, 103GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:04:44 No.686419 Report

Quoted By: >>686475 >>686481

Snakes get me again, and I lose 5 HP. I also filter the leaf.

Why do I even need a shelter on land when I have my boat? It's not much, but I'll soon upgrade

>Pinnace (Crew capacity 10)

I roll to sail around and recruit pirates, equal to my roll if I succeed. Pirates coast 10 gold each but each one grants a +1 bonus to gold when I raid.
>>686254
Come, join my crew and be the terror of the seas!

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:05:39 No.686458 Report

Quoted By: >>686493

>>686416
Too fucking late, cunt. Type faster ffs. Doesnt matter anyway though, does it? Roll for fallout class

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:06:38 No.686475 Report

Quoted By: >>686521

>>686419
I long for the hunt!
Let the seas we sail never be safe again!
Rolling to summon personal Octopi brethren to escort the ship

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:06:57 No.686481 Report

Quoted By:

>>686419
What the hell are you even doing. I'm heading somewhere with this, but you just keep fucking around in circles for no reason like a stupid fucking autistic faggot. Just listen to my story, cunt and join in when the time is right.

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:07:39 No.686493 Report

Quoted By: >>686512 >>686517

>>686458
rolling to shoot u in the kidneys with my post apocalyptic wrist crossbow

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:08:45 No.686512 Report

Quoted By: >>686543

>>686493
AARRRGH
IVE SHOT MYSELF IN THE KIDNEYS
QUICK SOMEONE AID MY STRUGGLE!!!
rolling for a kidney donor

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:09:01 No.686517 Report

Quoted By:

>>686493
I am a country. Roll to destroy infrastructure instead. Also you fail and lose an eye because you just fired your crossbow in the air for some reason

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:09:07 No.686521 Report

Quoted By: >>686545 >>686563 >>686564

>>686475
Excellent!

>Pinnace (10/10 crew)

Now, we shall sail down the coast and try to take some easy shipping. Roll to raid!

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:10:12 No.686543 Report

Quoted By: >>686568

>>686512
AAARGH!
this kidney is poisoned with the radiation of the nuke!!!
Ive turned into a cancerous abomination!!!
rolling to commit suicide

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:10:19 No.686545 Report

Quoted By:

>>686521
Goddamn you fucking suck. Accuse of treason, Roll for Sentence.

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:11:05 No.686563 Report

Quoted By:

>>686521
I fucking chop off your right hand. Hook hand faggot.

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:11:14 No.686564 Report

Quoted By: >>686583

>>686521
I fail to raid anything, but at least nothing's been lost.

Roll to raid again!

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon

Xerxizz the Dark Elf Goon ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:11:32 No.686568 Report

Quoted By: >>686597

>>686543
AAARGH!!
It appears I will have to suffer until my death, at least the pain gives me sexual pleasure
Rolling for rebirth

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:12:24 No.686583 Report

Quoted By: >>686589

>>686564
Once again ships seem to evade me. Perhaps when I have a better ship of my own this will be easier.

Roll to raid! (+10 gold if successful)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999999) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:12:41 No.686589 Report

Quoted By: >>686670

>>686583
Actually, though. Do you not have a narrative or anything? You know, when people ply dnd they dont just fuck around like this, theres generally a story. wth are you doing?

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:13:22 No.686597 Report

Quoted By: >>686619 >>686623 >>686646

>>686568
I am reborn!!!
roll to raid the ports of this faggots shotty country

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:14:44 No.686619 Report

Quoted By: >>686651

>>686597
I lost 1 gp. roll for natural disaster

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:14:56 No.686623 Report

Quoted By: >>686651

>>686597
SUCCESS!
With their naval defences and economy shattered, the pirate kingdoms band together and summin the ancient pain god Zyntholios to lead a full invasion and annihilate the country!!!
roll for ^^^

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:15:17 No.686646 Report

Quoted By:

>>686597
Its a fucking volcano. shouldda got insurance. Lost 999999 health

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:15:37 No.686651 Report

Quoted By: >>686665

>>686619
>>686623
A storm wipes out the pirate population
the gods spoken
Gg

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:16:21 No.686665 Report

Quoted By: >>686678

>>686651
new thread when?

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:16:37 No.686670 Report

Quoted By: >>686692 >>686701

>>686589
People can manage quests if they want. What they can't do is decide that they are suddenly a nuclear power and suck dicks through the whole thread

I'm just fucking around until there are more people on the good side to oppose me

Roll to raid shipping

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:17:04 No.686678 Report

Quoted By:

>>686665
whenever someone makes it I guess
why not rn
also satanic offby1

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:17:47 No.686692 Report

Quoted By: >>686700

>>686670
I lose two pirates out of my crew of 10

Raid shipping again

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:18:19 No.686700 Report

Quoted By: >>686715

>>686692
roll for raid boost from the DE boys

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:18:21 No.686701 Report

Quoted By: >>686726

>>686670
Its a an intelligent commentary on how arbitrary the rules in these threads are. Obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9KsZ94Xz Wed 24 May 2017 00:18:35 No.686707 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:19:00 No.686715 Report

Quoted By:

>>686700
The DE Boys all die from scurvy

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L1,9XP](65HP, 70MP, 13GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:20:02 No.686726 Report

Quoted By: >>686740 >>686747

>>686701
>"""intelligent"""
Whatever dude, it works just fine when nobody's a dick.

Which is why you're going back to being filtered

Roll to raid shipping

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,0XP](65HP, 70MP, 27GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,0XP](65HP, 70MP, 27GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:20:45 No.686740 Report

Quoted By: >>686814

>>686726
Level up, excellent

Keep terrorizing the coast

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:21:06 No.686747 Report

Quoted By:

>>686726
Works even better when everyones a dick. Assholes know to have fun, you fucking beta-male autist.

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:21:41 No.686760 Report

Quoted By: >>686793

I am hilarious and a genius. Nobody can rationally dispute this fact

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b1+3wNev Wed 24 May 2017 00:22:35 No.686780 Report

Quoted By:

fuck y'all

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga

Wraithkin Jebediah the Dark Elf Thugga ID:3MknKAwL Wed 24 May 2017 00:23:00 No.686793 Report

Quoted By: >>687211

>>686760
Such is life as a leaf

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,0XP](65HP, 70MP, 27GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,0XP](65HP, 70MP, 27GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:24:01 No.686814 Report

Quoted By: >>686825 >>686852

>>686740
I lose another 2 pirates, giving me a crew of 6.

Raid more shipping

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,1XP](65HP, 70MP, 38GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,1XP](65HP, 70MP, 38GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:24:36 No.686825 Report

Quoted By: >>686852

>>686814
My level makes this a success, and I gain 11 gold.

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998)

Peasant Canada (gp 9999999999999998) ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:25:51 No.686852 Report

Quoted By:

>>686814
>>686825
Anyone reading has to admit that these posts are of the lowest quality. It doesnt help that their all the same either. I'm embarrassed for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FHGtOyh Wed 24 May 2017 00:32:03 No.686957 Report

Quoted By:

rolling

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,1XP](65HP, 70MP, 38GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,1XP](65HP, 70MP, 38GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:3razgrGd Wed 24 May 2017 00:33:01 No.686965 Report

Quoted By: >>686973

Roll to raid the coast

god

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god ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:33:30 No.686973 Report

Quoted By:

>>686965
>mfw

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation ID:2FHGtOyh Wed 24 May 2017 00:46:39 No.687211 Report

Quoted By: >>687241 >>687322 >>687329

>>686793
MMMMMMMM Stop there you NAUGHTY dark elf... You're coming with me to the DUNGEON to be PUNISHED for your crimes.

I attempt to capture Jedediah.

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation ID:2FHGtOyh Wed 24 May 2017 00:48:20 No.687241 Report

Quoted By: >>687256

>>687211
Do dubs mean success in this case?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1qrh1d/d Wed 24 May 2017 00:48:52 No.687256 Report

Quoted By:

>>687241
fuk ya

Punished Anon [70 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold]

Punished Anon [70 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold] ID:OY1cfzTQ Wed 24 May 2017 00:50:11 No.687282 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
Rollan

Punished Anon [70 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold]

Punished Anon [70 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold] ID:OY1cfzTQ Wed 24 May 2017 00:52:05 No.687322 Report

Quoted By:

>>687211
[meows very loudly at faggolas]

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation [L1, 1XP] (70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation [L1, 1XP] (70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:2FHGtOyh Wed 24 May 2017 00:52:40 No.687329 Report

Quoted By: >>687357

>>687211
Jebediah that is 20 damage for you. Do you yield?

Punished Anon [70 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold]

Punished Anon [70 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold] ID:OY1cfzTQ Wed 24 May 2017 00:54:26 No.687357 Report

Quoted By: >>687393

>>687329
[meows incredibly loudly and attempts to scratch eyes out]

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation [L1, 1XP] (63HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Faggolas the Elf Guard of Questionable Sexual Orientation [L1, 1XP] (63HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:2FHGtOyh Wed 24 May 2017 00:56:24 No.687393 Report

Quoted By: >>687432

>>687357
MY EYES GAAAH

Kicks the cat.

Punished Anon [67 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold]

Punished Anon [67 HP, 70 mana, 0 gold] ID:OY1cfzTQ Wed 24 May 2017 00:58:20 No.687432 Report

Quoted By:

>>687393
MREAOW
[hisses at faggolas and attacks again, biting his dick]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:agh+dByM Wed 24 May 2017 01:40:18 No.688041 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
The hero has entered the kingdom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ICJG/LeC Wed 24 May 2017 01:47:49 No.688237 Report

Quoted By:

roulez

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k4ttBpQ4 Wed 24 May 2017 01:48:26 No.688250 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:piLPlaxJ Wed 24 May 2017 01:48:38 No.688256 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
Rollin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ICJG/LeC Wed 24 May 2017 01:49:15 No.688271 Report

Quoted By:

>>685247
Cobbler here. Want some hook shoes? I here thye make the toy manufacturing process easier.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](45/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](45/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 02:04:36 No.688539 Report

Quoted By: >>688807

>>686019
It is I, Zimzam, the slayer of darkies, returning from my slumber. In a dazed state from resting for so long, I amble down the road.
Roll for quality of weapon I find out of nowhere.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 02:17:09 No.688807 Report

Quoted By: >>689580

>>688539
Oh shit, nigger, I find 10 exploding watermelons, about the size of baseballs, and a rubber chicken, sharp as a razor, attached to a hilt, sword like in appearance. Also I healed a little bit while I was resting. Rolling >5 to go into to town.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HuMAp1Wv Wed 24 May 2017 02:24:02 No.689040 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
First for pony pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 02:55:44 No.689566 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
First role is final. I accept.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L2,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L2,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 02:56:19 No.689580 Report

Quoted By: >>689609

>>688807
The niggerslayer lights a Newport menthol and exhales the smoke with a deep sigh, pondering on his past. He heads to town along a dirt path
Suddenly! A gaggle of lazy niggers sleeping alongside of the road!
first digit decides how many are in the gaggle
also, I add XP for my previous victories and fully heal from the cigarette bonus

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L2,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L2,0XP](55/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 02:57:52 No.689609 Report

Quoted By: >>689648 >>689702 >>689716

>>689580
lol, silly niggerslayer, there are no niggers to slay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 03:00:34 No.689648 Report

Quoted By: >>689671

>>689609
Assassin attempts to block your path.
I have a black friend with me too, if I successfully block your path, he will be the one to attack you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 03:01:27 No.689671 Report

Quoted By: >>689702 >>689775

>>689648
*Assassin tries to escape* while black friend advances forward.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 03:03:23 No.689702 Report

Quoted By:

>>689671
Assassin slips on a branch. My black friend tries to attack Zimzam with his We Wuz attack. he is using a banana peel, so if successful it only does one damage.
>>689609

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 03:04:20 No.689716 Report

Quoted By:

>>689609
He failed, your move against my black friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VyOPvc4V Wed 24 May 2017 03:04:32 No.689721 Report

Quoted By: >>689743

Just rolling over here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 03:06:01 No.689743 Report

Quoted By: >>690132

>>689721
Sing me one of your famous two line green text songs, my Elf Bard friend.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,4XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,4XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 03:07:41 No.689775 Report

Quoted By: >>689807

>>689671
zimzam the niggerslayer unsheaths his rubber chicken, the moonlight glistening within the grease as it dripped from its raver edge, the smell of kfc beginning to fill the air.
"be gone, you foul beast" the niggerslayer says as he flicks the butt of his newport cigarette towards the darkie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMuE71qu Wed 24 May 2017 03:09:24 No.689807 Report

Quoted By: >>689889

>>689775
Black friend falls, slain from thy rubber chicken.
>p-please spare me
The assassin says.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,4XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,4XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 03:14:54 No.689889 Report

Quoted By: >>690052

>>689807
"I have no qualms with you, you seem non-negroid enough"
says the niggerslayer
"join me, leave me be, or make like a tree and blow it out your ass"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FHFaVBd4 Wed 24 May 2017 03:18:08 No.689938 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
rolloling

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FHFaVBd4 Wed 24 May 2017 03:18:51 No.689950 Report

Quoted By:

landlord niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RqdoVIVi Wed 24 May 2017 03:21:07 No.689981 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
roll for gud

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 03:25:17 No.690052 Report

Quoted By: >>690119

>>689889
rolling a 9, Zimzam, un-flimflammed, presumes this encounter is at peace, and continues his way to town.

Legless the Tree-Nigger [L1, 0XP] (70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Legless the Tree-Nigger [L1, 0XP] (70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:RqdoVIVi Wed 24 May 2017 03:29:34 No.690119 Report

Quoted By: >>690143

>>690052
Sir, are you a Niggerslayer of these lands?

A-non The Elven Bard [L1,0XP][70HP, 70MP, 100GP]

A-non The Elven Bard [L1,0XP][70HP, 70MP, 100GP] ID:VyOPvc4V Wed 24 May 2017 03:30:26 No.690132 Report

Quoted By:

>>689743

>Song for the clergyman, so holy and true
>I yodel my lungs out for you like a fool
>Even though the townsfolk, they all glare at me
>Gone are my worries, I sing with much glee!

>Holy man this song is for thee!
>Even though it be eight lines not two, he he he!
>I pulled this out from my behind, off the top of my head
>Like a good bard now I bow, and from the scene I have fled

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 03:31:14 No.690143 Report

Quoted By: >>690177

>>690119
Who wants to know?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9y2nrzOW Wed 24 May 2017 03:32:07 No.690156 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KSDtpFt3 Wed 24 May 2017 03:32:56 No.690173 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
roll

Legless the Tree-Nigger [L1, 0XP] (70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Legless the Tree-Nigger [L1, 0XP] (70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:RqdoVIVi Wed 24 May 2017 03:33:01 No.690177 Report

Quoted By: >>690395

>>690143
Simply a man of non-nigger status, seeking to ascertain what level of melanin constitutes a negro

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70/70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 03:43:25 No.690395 Report

Quoted By:

>>690177
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...well"
the niggerslayer spits a large gob of saliva out of the corner of his mouth, maintaining eye contact as he reeled his head back
"...must be a duck"

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 100GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 100GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 04:52:59 No.691328 Report

Quoted By:

At last the leaf has left!

I roll to raid shipping. Soon the whole sea shall fear captain Deadeye!

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 05:19:31 No.691630 Report

Quoted By:

resuming his walk, Zimzam the Niggerslayer whistles a cheerful tune. Pondering to himself his weapons
a rubber chicken, watermelons, an Africa shaped pendant.. newports

>(((be ware that, when fighting niggers, you yourself do not become a nigger)))
the quote echoed throughout his mind
"is it all worth it? have they already won?"

Autspec Namefaggis

Autspec Namefaggis ID:P/wMrKMz Wed 24 May 2017 05:25:03 No.691690 Report

Quoted By:

rolling for roll

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 46GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 46GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 05:33:07 No.691781 Report

Quoted By:

I roll to keep raiding the coast. All shall run before the dread pirate deadeye!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xdA/2VCy Wed 24 May 2017 05:34:38 No.691800 Report

Quoted By: >>691811 >>691822

I roll.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xdA/2VCy Wed 24 May 2017 05:35:49 No.691811 Report

Quoted By: >>691863

>>691800
Reroll.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 05:36:25 No.691822 Report

Quoted By: >>691863

>>691800
lol wat r u?

Ticktock Tocktick [Orc,70H,70M,100G,TimeWizard]

Ticktock Tocktick [Orc,70H,70M,100G,TimeWizard] ID:xdA/2VCy Wed 24 May 2017 05:38:50 No.691863 Report

Quoted By: >>691883

>>691811
>>691822
I AM TIME ITSELF, BEHOLD ME

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 46GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 46GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 05:40:15 No.691874 Report

Quoted By: >>691909

As I sail along the coast in my pinnace, there is an encounter! I roll to find out what it is.

>0: I hit some rocks
>1-2: Nothing
>3: Another pinnace, carrying mail (Crew:5)
>4: A small merchant vessel, run aground but carrying loot (Stranded crew: 5)
>5-6: A large merchant vessel (crew: 20)
>7: A pirate hunter sloop (Crew: 30)
>8: A royal frigate (crew:100)
>9: A royal ship of the line (crew:200, but slow)

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

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Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 05:40:49 No.691883 Report

Quoted By:

>>691863
beheld

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 46GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 46GP) !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 05:43:12 No.691909 Report

Quoted By:

>>691874
I offer the stranded crew passage back to the mainland, but confiscate the contents of their destroyed ship. I also try to convince them to join my crew.

>Loot: 10x roll gold, 1/2 roll crew join me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EeYeyOKH Wed 24 May 2017 05:46:33 No.691961 Report

Quoted By:

I wake up from my slumber.

Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

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Zimzam the Niggerslayer [L1,5XP](70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:5SmFf+Pd Wed 24 May 2017 05:49:04 No.691989 Report

Quoted By:

You guys haven't seen any niggers, have you?

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,3XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 05:55:45 No.692077 Report

Quoted By: >>692240

It's time for a daring adventure!

Roll to sail into port unrecognized.

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,4XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,4XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 06:10:47 No.692240 Report

Quoted By: >>692285 >>694695

>>692077
Nobody notices who I am as I dock in port. Excellent. I roll to take stock of the other ships in harbor. I'm only really interested in one.

The ship ranks are:
>0: Jack Shit
>1: A rowboat
>2: A pinnace
>3-4: Fishing boats
>5: A large merchant galleon: large, slow, and with a massive cargo hold. It's not all that useful for things other than hauling cargo, but it coould be modified...
>6: A sloop privateer, a fast ship which can outrun most enemies and is strong enough to beat weaker merchant ships
>7: A royal brig of war, a fast ship which still packs a punch and can outmaneuver more powerful vessels if properly used
>8: A royal frigate, a fast warship which can run down enemies and grind them down
>9: A royal ship of the line, pride of the king's fleet

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,4XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,4XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 06:13:51 No.692285 Report

Quoted By:

>>692240
Curses! I shall have to try again later.

I sail away.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LGg+313P Wed 24 May 2017 06:17:19 No.692330 Report

Quoted By:

rollolllo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J4gHplo8 Wed 24 May 2017 06:51:53 No.692801 Report

Quoted By: >>692831

>>684488

Checked.

Rolling for great faggotry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J4gHplo8 Wed 24 May 2017 06:53:59 No.692831 Report

Quoted By:

>>692801

Fuck yeah.

I'm a wizard harry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EWE+q/Py Wed 24 May 2017 07:06:03 No.693008 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zwndqbnn Wed 24 May 2017 07:40:21 No.693423 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
I'll roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KDjBaex1 Wed 24 May 2017 10:52:29 No.694574 Report

Quoted By: >>694680

rip malthazar the classiest alchemist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7i6yBaK+ Wed 24 May 2017 10:54:34 No.694587 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7i6yBaK+ Wed 24 May 2017 11:00:59 No.694622 Report

Quoted By: >>694646 >>694667

I'm a trap pirate, what do i do now?

Roll to fuck my boypussy >7 succeeds. No blacks or orcs

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7BEXPKf/ Wed 24 May 2017 11:04:18 No.694646 Report

Quoted By: >>694651

>>694622
can i haz boipucci>

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7BEXPKf/ Wed 24 May 2017 11:05:38 No.694651 Report

Quoted By:

>>694646

awww =0(

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,5XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,5XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 11:08:42 No.694667 Report

Quoted By: >>694695 >>694748

>>694622
Arr! I be captain Deadeye, and I be lookin' for new members of me crew!

It's a bit cramped at the moment, but not for long...

>roll to sail into port unnoticed again

Sir Aidan the Flame of the South - Level 1 | EXP: 0/10 | 70/70 HP | 70/70 M | 100/100 G

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Sir Aidan the Flame of the South - Level 1 | EXP: 0/10 | 70/70 HP | 70/70 M | 100/100 G ID:KDjBaex1 Wed 24 May 2017 11:11:22 No.694680 Report

Quoted By:

>>694574
Greetings one and all. My name is Sir Aidan, the Flame of the South, accompanied by my disgruntled hound. As these lands appear to be in anarchy for the time being, I am a freelancing knight, so any who wish to purchase my services need only inquire!

Equipment:
Iron sword
Iron dagger
Boiled leather armour
Trousers
Leather boots

Companion:
Averil, the disgruntled hound

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,5XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,5XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 11:13:56 No.694695 Report

Quoted By: >>694725

>>694667
I enter port unrecognized, and again roll to see what the strongest ship at the docks is.

See: >>692240

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vp41KQb8 Wed 24 May 2017 11:14:46 No.694699 Report

Quoted By:

i am god

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,6XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,6XP](65HP, 70MP, 136GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 11:19:55 No.694725 Report

Quoted By: >>694820

>>694695
A large merchant galleon sits docked in the harbor. The ship itself may not be of that much use to me, but its contents are, and I can't simply carry them away with me.

I roll to hire thugs in the local taverns. If successful this will consume all my gold, and will give me 10x roll thugs to help in my scheme.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7i6yBaK+ Wed 24 May 2017 11:24:30 No.694748 Report

Quoted By: >>694820

>>694667
Let's raid villages and get recruits

Rolling to sail to next posters village

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H5yid0QO Wed 24 May 2017 11:27:52 No.694762 Report

Quoted By:

>>684488
Let us see...

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,7XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:60 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

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Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,7XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:60 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 11:37:25 No.694820 Report

Quoted By: >>694828 >>694847

>>694748
There is a remote island that I've found that I want to make into an impossible to find haven of piracy, but my pinnace can only hold 10 people.

Luckily, I have a plan.
>>694725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeLkd8nNxBY

A merchant vessel like this one can hold up to a hundred men, but most only travel with thirty, wanting to maximize space for loot.

With 50 armed lowlifes in my employ, I quickly dispatch the guards on the dock, during the quiet of night. With any luck, no alarm will be raised.

Quietly we creep down the dock towards the merchant vessel, and storm it as quickly as possible! I lead the charge, scaling one of the lines tethered to the pier, while dozens of armed thugs follow behind me!

"Avast!" I cry, drawing my sword as I jump onto the deck. Several of my men yell as they follow behind me. With any luck the merchants will be distracted, but in any case the two sides quickly lock into combat.

>Roll to take over the merchant vessel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B/nuOlwN Wed 24 May 2017 11:37:56 No.694823 Report

Quoted By:

rollerino

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,7XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:60 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,7XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:60 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 11:38:18 No.694828 Report

Quoted By:

>>694820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Garrosh the Hunter

Garrosh the Hunter ID:B/nuOlwN Wed 24 May 2017 11:39:49 No.694841 Report

Quoted By: >>695410

Greetings, It is I, Garrosh the hunter

Lets hunt!

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,7XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,7XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:zq4ETbIV Wed 24 May 2017 11:40:11 No.694847 Report

Quoted By: >>695536

>>694820
Literally everything goes badly. The guards raise the alarm, and the merchants have hired bodyguards of their own. All the hired thugs either switch sides or get killed. I'm forced to flee with my original crew.

>roll to sail out of port successfully

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2aECcus Wed 24 May 2017 12:24:30 No.695180 Report

Quoted By:

I am a dice and i roll myself to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i0eeSPGd Wed 24 May 2017 12:57:03 No.695393 Report

Quoted By:

rollen.

Elf Squire

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Elf Squire ID:i0eeSPGd Wed 24 May 2017 12:58:55 No.695410 Report

Quoted By:

I'm okay with that, I guess.

>>694841
Garrosh the hunter when he's clearly a warrior. Jesus, dude. You had rexxar in there.

*Slams garrosh's head with her mace*

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,8XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Deadeye the Merciless [L2,8XP](65HP, 70MP, 0GP) CREW:10 !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:0zdMDfyh Wed 24 May 2017 13:13:48 No.695536 Report

Quoted By:

>>694847
I manage to get away, but my funds have been lost. I roll to try to raid a smaller coastal town for money.

Elf Squire Lv.1

Elf Squire Lv.1 ID:i0eeSPGd Wed 24 May 2017 13:20:49 No.695620 Report

Quoted By:

Looking for quests. Anyone got anything? I wanna play this shit but you guys are slow as fuck.

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